Friday, January 15, 2021

No. 1 - ‘Mr Black Lives Matter’

A regular outside Peggy Porschen’s Parlour in Ebury Street, Belgravia, SW1 ‘Mr Black Lives Matter’ attempts to entertain those queuing for somewhat overpriced cakes. Though little is known about this dreadlocked man and despite the fact he is not popular with the staff of this bizarre “boutique bakery,” one titled local comments: “His music is jolly and he adds a bit of joy to an area now increasingly devoid of character.” Others, however, remark: “Where does the money he raise actually go?” and add: “I sense a bit of a scam.”


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‘Mr Black Lives Matter’ – Little is known about this Belgravia entertainer – A regular outside Peggy Porschen’s Parlour, 116 Ebury Street, Belgravia, London, SW1W 9QQ ‘Mr Black Lives Matter’ attempts to entertain those queuing for cakes.

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‘Mr Black Lives Matter’

Gabriel and Sarah A. Chrisman – Port Townsend, Washington State residents Gabriel and Sarah A. Chrisman live as if they are Victorians. They get a lot of abuse.

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Gabriel and Sarah A. Chrisman

Designer and tastemaker Eileen Gray (1878 – 1976, née Eileen Smith) – A pioneer of both the Art Deco style and the functionalist Modernist movement, bisexual Irish aristocrat Eileen Gray was best known for designing the Bibendum chair and the E-1027 table.

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Eileen Gray (1878 – 1976, née Eileen Smith)

Robert Adam – Hampshire based architect and designer Robert Adam (born 1948) followed in the steps of his namesake and has become one of the most important figures in neo-classical style.

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Robert Adam

Bob Marshall-Andrews QC – Barrister, former Labour MP and novelist

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Bob Marshall-Andrews QC

True wildcard Lady Ridsdale DBE (1921 – 2009, née Victoire Bennett) – Dame Paddy Ridsdale was an intelligence operative, secretary to Ian Fleming and the inspiration for the Bond character Miss Moneypenny.

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Lady Ridsdale DBE (1921 – 2009, née Victoire Bennett)

Interior designer and philanthropist Charlot Malin (1969 – 2017) –Oslo born, San Francisco based interior designer and philanthropist Charlot D. Malin worked with George Lucas and Robert Redford. She loathed microwaves.

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Charlot Malin (1969 – 2017)

Baba Vanga (баба Ванга, AKA ‘Nostradamus from the Balkans’, 1911 – 1996) – Blind, illiterate, psychic Macedonian villager and clairvoyant

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Baba Vanga (баба Ванга, AKA ‘Nostradamus from the Balkans’, 1911 – 1996)

Mr Make a Big Issue

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Mr Make a Big Issue

Mary Millington (marital name Mary Maxted, born Mary Quilter, 1945 – 1979)

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Mary Millington (marital name Mary Maxted, born Mary Quilter, 1945 – 1979)

Turki Bin Abdullah (AKA “The Pint-Sized James Stunt”)

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Turki Bin Abdullah (AKA “The Pint-Sized James Stunt”)

Sir Ken Adam OBE (born Klaus Adam, 1921 – 2016)

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Sir Ken Adam OBE (born Klaus Adam, 1921 – 2016)

Will and Calum Thompson

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Will and Calum Thompson (AKA “The Eat Wild Boys”)

Arthur Woodham

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Arthur Woodham

Hannah Wick

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Hannah Wick

Daniel Lismore

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Daniel Lismore

Irish fugitive and world record holder John Patrick Hannan

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John Patrick Hannan

Max Whitlock (nicknamed “Maxi”)

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Max Whitlock (nicknamed “Maxi”)

Kelly Killoren Bensimon

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Kelly Killoren Bensimon

Lee Miller (Lady Penrose, born Elizabeth Miller, 1907 – 1977)

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Lee Miller (Lady Penrose, born Elizabeth Miller, 1907 – 1977)

Parrot man - Ted Richards

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Ted Richards

Victoria Pendleton

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Victoria Pendleton CBE (married name Victoria Gardner)

Christopher Mason

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Christopher Mason

Bonnie Lee Bakley (1956 – 2001)

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Bonnie Lee Bakley (1956 – 2001)

Gino D’Acampo (born Gennaro D’Acampo)

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Gino D’Acampo

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Gillian Clarke (1941 – 2015)

Francesco Macera

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Francesco Macera

Nick Loeb

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Nicholas Loeb

Reverend Robert Parker (AKA “Squire Parker” and “Britain’s richest vicar”)

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Reverend Robert Parker

Gillian Duffy

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Gillian Duffy

David Hallberg

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David Hallberg

Ruthann Aron

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Ruthann Aron (AKA “Ruth Aron”, née Ruthann Greenzweig)

Lady Alice, Lady Eliza and Lady Violet Manners

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Lady Alice, Lady Eliza and Lady Violet Manners (AKA “The No Manners Girls”)

Topsy Taylor (born Lesley Taylor)

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Topsy Taylor (born Lesley Taylor)

Peter Dinklage

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Peter Dinklage

Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olson

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Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olson

Nina Campbell

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Nina Campbell

Crispin Baynes

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Crispin Baynes

Bill Martin

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Bill Martin MBE (born William Wylie MacPherson)

Emma Sayle

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Emma Sayle

Henry Blofeld

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Henry Blofeld OBE (AKA “Blowers”, “Tycoon” and “Typhoon”)

Nancy Cunard

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Nancy Cunard (1896 – 1965)

Elliot Bssila

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Elliot Bssila

Joudie Kalla

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Joudie Kalla

Ross O’Connell Jennings

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Ross O’Connell Jennings

Alexa Jago

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Alexa Jago

Claire Zambuni

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Claire Zambuni

Amanda Eliasch

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Amanda Eliasch (née Amanda Brown)

Charlie Anson

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Charlie Anson

Louis-Marie de Castelbajac

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Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac

Jeremy Lloyd

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Jeremy Lloyd OBE (1930 – 2014)

Sandra Howard

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Sandra Howard, Lady Howard (née Sandra Paul)

Anne Naysmith

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Anne Naysmith (1937 - 2015, AKA “The Rag Lady of Chiswick”)

Claudine Longet

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Claudine Longet

fantasy cyclist

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The Fantasy Cyclist

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Sarah, Duchess of York (AKA “Fergie”, née Sarah Ferguson)

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Fredrik Eklund

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Sir Gerald Nabarro (AKA “Old Whiskers” and “The Abominable Showman”, 1913 – 1973)

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Lord Bell (Tim Bell, Baron Bell of Belgravia)

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Teresa Gorman

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Julia Child (1912 – 2004)

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Keith Floyd (1943 – 2009)

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Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart VC, KBE, CB, CMG, DSO (1880 – 1963)

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Dan Bilzerian (AKA "Blitz")

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Cognac Wellerlane

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Thai Dang Cao (1953 – 2014)

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Craig Brazier

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Alejandro Flores

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Doris Thompson

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Gloria Minghella MBE (AKA “the Queen Mum of the Isle of Wight”, 1930 – 2014)

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Clarissa Dickson Wright (1947 – 2014)

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Wayne Bryson

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Mary The Elephant (AKA ‘Murderous Mary’)

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Fred Dibnah MBE (1938 – 2004)

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Emeritus Professor Jane Somerville

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Russell Brand

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Cindy Crawford

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Lady Camilla Bloch (born Lady Camilla Bingham)

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Terry Deary

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Dame Norma Major DBE

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Jeannette Etheredge

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Michael “Chalky” White

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Nubar Gulbenkian (Armenian: Նուբար Սարգիս Գյուլբենկյան, 1896 – 1972)

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Huguette Clark (1906 – 2011)

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Viola Herms Drath (1920 – 2011)

Ian Towning

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Ian Towning

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Ryan Lochte (nicknames 'Reezy' and 'The Lochtenator')

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Jerry Hall

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Austin 7 man

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The Waitrose Clepto

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Martin the Poet

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Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, 18th Duchess of Alba (1926 – 2014)

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Tim Tebow

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The Most Hon the Marquess of Bath

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Judy Joo

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Toby Flood

Justin Timberlake

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Justin Timberlake

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Jeremy Blake and Theresa Duncan (1971 – 2007 and 1966 – 2007)

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Norman Balon

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Bubble (2012 – 2013)

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Dr. Vanessa Neumann

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Martin Miller (1946 - 2013)

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Lady Docker (Norah Docker, née Norah Turner and also Norah Callingham and Lady Collins, 1905 – 1983)

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Beverly Cohen

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Patricia Kluge (née Rose)

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Charmian Brent (better known as Charmian Biggs)

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David Nalbandian

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April Ashley MBE (born Toni Jamieson)

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Scott Disick

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Andrew Embiricos (1985 – 2011)

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Shireen Ritchie, The Rt. Hon. The Baroness Ritchie (1945 - 2012)

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Eugene Carokis

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Anouska Hempel (Lady Weinberg)

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Joseph "Joey" Barton

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Neil & Christine Hamilton

Marisa Masters

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Marisa Masters (1925 – 2016)

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Iris Apfel


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7 COMMENTS

  1. He is always friendly. I am surprised at the staff of the cake shop given how much profit they make. They should tip him.

  2. I have seen him near the Sainsbury store on Elizabeth Street. He always smiles nicely and does not harass pensioners like me. A nice addition to the area I have to suggest. The cake shop should give him contributions as they would not have those queues without him providing entertainment.

  3. We would not tolerate this NONSENSE movement Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ban Black Lives Matter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ban it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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