fantasy cyclist

The Fantasy Cyclist

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fantasy cyclistThis colourful character allegedly is called James and rides from Wimbledon Common to Sloane Square. Little more is known about The Fantasy Cyclist but hashtags of #chelseamadness, #fantasycyclist and #kingsroadkrazies follow wherever he’s snapped. You certainly won’t miss him.

 

 

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