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A Pirate Prospers – Victory for Johnny Depp

‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star Johnny Depp’s victory was deserved; it is now time for Amber Heard to be dragged back to Britain to face perjury charges.

Goat Killers Gone! Mark’s Club Banish Sick Capreolus Club

As Mark’s Club claim they never even agreed to an event for the twisted twerp members of the goat slaying Capreolus Club, we delight in the fact that they’ve now removed promotion of their September shenanigans and celebrate the success of our Change.org petition.

Markle v Markle – £60,000 Defamation Demand Against Duchess of Sussex

As the estranged half-sister of the Duchess of Sussex demands £60,000 from her for defamation, we remind the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ that she’d do well to heal her familial rifts in private.

Moron of the Moment 2022 – Michael Fabricant MP

That bleached blonde bisexual bore Michael Fabricant MP thinks it funny to make jokes about a Tory colleague accused of rape shows that he is nothing but a deranged, dimwitted dunce.

Moaning Mendacious Maxwell & The Mob

As grubby grabber Ghislaine Maxwell is moved out of solitary, her bashful brother moans about those leading “a lynch mob against” the clearly evil convicted sex trafficker.

The New Porn Parish Of RBKC – “Explicit Gay Porn” Actor Lloyd North Becomes Conservative Councillor

EXCLUSIVE – Matthew Steeples suggests the biggest story about last night’s local elections has been missed – the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea now has a one-time “explicit gay porn” actor as a councillor, whether he is into “tractor porn” like ex-MP Neil Parish is unknown but today we condemn also his decision to share imagery of knives .

Mendacious Moll Or Mucky Madam? Ghislaine Maxwell’s Apologists Ian Maxwell & Jay Beecher Whimper

Matthew Steeples reviews lickspittle Jay Beecher’s ‘interview’ with mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s brother Ian and finds nothing but a pair of guffawing goons for the “evil moll” who crazily believe 25% of the jury in her case “may have lied.”

A Profiteering Prat – Michael Barrymore

Michael Barrymore shows no contrition in the wake of the 21st anniversary of the rape-murder of Stuart Lubbock at his home and instead shamelessly returns to TikTok for yet more personal profiteering.

Moron of the Moment 2022 – Owen Jones

After being called out for bullying colleagues and showing a lack of professionalism, it is time for rent-a-gob Owen Jones to finally just pack it in; even tennis legend Martina Navratilova has weighed in to brand this maggot not a man “truly despicable.”

Perjury Pending?

Now she’s been denied a retrial after her conviction for sex trafficking, when will U.S. prosecutors announce whether they’ll definitely now drop Ghislaine Maxwell’s second trial for perjury?

Power, Privileges & Patsies

Why has not one single co-conspirator of Ghislaine Maxwell been arrested in the 82 days since her conviction? It is time for the other powerful and privileged participants in this rotten saga to answer for their crimes in the 99 days before the mucky madam is sent down.

Putin’s Poisonous Prattlers – British Putin Apologists

As President Putin invades Ukraine, we highlight some of the worst apologists for Russia in Britain and what they’ve had to say about this tyrant and his rotten regime – amongst them Arron Banks, Bernie Ecclestone and Nigel Farage.

Vexatious Vicky, Dangerous Dan & Deranged Dershowitz

In giving “right snob” Lady Victoria Hervey airtime “deeply unpleasant” peddler of poison Dan Wootton brought new shame on GB News; elsewhere deranged “Devil’s Advocate” Alan Dershowitz’s rant about acknowledged victim of sex trafficking Virginia Giuffre just proves he’s onto yet another sticky wicket.

So, Prince Andrew, You’ve Been Publicly Shamed

As Prince Andrew becomes an ideal case study for Jon Ronson’s ‘So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed’ after his £12 million settlement with Virginia Giuffre, we ask: “Where next for this non-sweater and his spendaholic live-in ex-wife?”

Windbag Writer Defends Windbag Ball & Cat Kicker

“Very unkind” windbag writer Rachel Johnson, a sympathiser of convicted mucky madam sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell, offers sympathies windbag ball and cat kicker Kurt Zouma.

Emperor Misinformation – “Let Them Eat Cheese”

Nikolay Kalinin on Boris Johnson’s refusal to apologise for the slur on Sir Keir Starmer about the paedophile Sir Jimmy Savile and his “let them eat cheese” attitude towards the public.

Called Out ‘Court Of Carrie’ Crashes

As Lord Ashcroft sticks the knife into feckless ‘first lady’ Carrie Johnson, this deservedly called out power crazy spendaholic’s regime comes crashing down.

Murky Maxwell, Vexatious Vine, & Rabid Rachel

Matthew Steeples calls out those who’ve tried to excuse convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell – most especially ‘journalists’ Sarah Vine and Rachel Johnson – and lauds those who’ve joined him in demanding the mucky madam no longer be called a “socialite.”

Monster of the Moment – John Goodier (AKA ‘Claire Goodier’)

Trans paedophile turned deviant dog abuser Claire Goodier deservedly jailed for having group sex with an Alsatian whilst high on cocaine; the case echoes that of the 2017 conviction of the perverted pensioner Carol Bowditch – a woman with a ‘passion’ for St Bernards.