‘Celebrity Waitrose’ in Belgravia is somewhere you often see the regal royal Lady Helen Taylor casually pushing a shopping cart without an air or a grace. You might also find John Cleese perusing the aisles and sadly even the drunken bigots Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben and Viscount St Davids can often be observed eyeing up the bottles of the vodka on offer.
Yesterday, however, an eagle eyed reader spotted something most amusing. There at the self-checkout, our female fan found self-declared “campaigner” and “Enough is Enough” obssessive Richard Tice MEP buying yellow stickered salmon at a nice little discount. She naturally took a snap.
We all know Brexit Party chairman Tice – a man who (poor him) counts the “fake” journalist (take that to read “biased lobbyist”) Isabel Oakeshott as his lover – is obsessed with turning Britain into a bargain basement filled with chlorinated chicken, but we’d suggest he’d be better off finding another sticker. That sticker? It has to be ‘Bollocks to Brexit.’
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Picture of the Week – Oakeshott Bums
Fake news creator Isabel Oakeshott dresses “inappropriately” for a book launch and then stands next to the lapdance loving MP John Whittingdale; what a bummer they didn’t get a room Current squeeze of the chlorinated chicken and yellow discount sticker loving Brexiteer Richard Tice MEP Isabel Oakeshott was snapped this week by an eagle eyed […]
Picture of the Week – The Horror That is Halloween
Halloween is a ridiculous American nightmare suggests Matthew Steeples Halloween is something that children might enjoy but in reality it’s just another excuse for greedy retailers like Waitrose to sell the great British public a load of old tat. Our Picture of the Week was spotted by a reader named David Hart and […]
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8 comments
I don’t like Isabel Oakeshott. She is not a journalist. She should be sacked and she should admit what she really is.
Hypocrite. He wants to wreck our country and allow in dangerous American goods. Why? Because he’s totally obsessed with making wonga wonga for himself.
Bring on Brexit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You won’t regret it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chuck out the immigrant filth and close your borders!!!!!!!!!!!! We did it in Oz and it has worked out wonderfully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!! Boris and Trump!!!!!!!!! Great combo, great combo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with Rod bring on Brexit.
be great if Steeples became a Brexiteer
I tried to persuade him last week
Ha ha. I admire your continued attempts Nicky. We will discuss further. Let me know when I can invite you for a return match.
Deal or no deal….. let’s make a deal with Tice that he stops polluting our favorite grocery store with his presence. Or all of England for that matter
I have met Richard Tice once at a rally with Nigel Farage. A good chap who has fine tastes for smoked salmon. Please see above pic. Rod is also right! If Nicky Nok Nok can get Steeples to become a Brexiteer….well I will eat my own hat!! ??
Tice is NOT nice.