Saturday, January 23, 2021

Moron of the Moment – Dan Wootton

Dominic Cummings mouthpiece Dan Wootton yet again shows himself to be a bit of a berk in attacking both ‘Tatler’ and Sir Keir Starmer in one hit in his column in ‘The Sun’

Dan Wootton has previously been branded a “deeply unpleasant” sort and today he yet again showed his true credentials in attacking two completely unrelated entities, Tatler and Sir Keir Starmer, in his diabolically dire column in The Sun.

 

Executive editor of the banned-in-Liverpool ‘paper’ Wootton – a New Zealander known for his “less than stellar career” according to Zelo Street – pathetically branded “dripping-with-bile” Tatler a “repulsive… bible for the elite… that makes my skin crawl” simply because it had dared to criticise the Duchess of Cambridge. He raged: “Tatler should be shunned because of the vile way it perpetuates a class system that does so much damage to society. Not Quite Our Magazine, Darling.”

 

Moron of the Moment – Dan Wootton – ‘The Sun’s’ Dan Wootton yet again shows himself to be a bit of a berk in attacking both ‘Tatler’ and Sir Keir Starmer in one hit.
Dan Wootton slammed the “lack of class from snobs at Tatler” on Friday in his “big exclusives, bold opinion” column.

Turning to Sir Keir Starmer, whom thus far has shown himself as quite the stellar opposite of Jeremy Corbyn, self-declared “working-class lad” Wootton’s analysis was clear: “The same old politics from the same old Labour… Up to its old tricks.”

 

Thanks Dan; perhaps return to upsetting “Warrington’s finest export” Kerry Katona, you were more effective at that. Next!

 

Dan Wootton’s not-so ‘finest’ moments:

 

On Dominic Cummings (who’d probably have preferred even Katie Hopkins as a defender): “Make no mistake, the establishment is out to get Dominic Cummings… I despair.”

 

On footballer David Beckham and his singer turned fashion designer wife Victoria (whose fans responded with fury): “Weird and creepy.”

 

On singer George Shelley (whose fans got equally upset): “[He’s] done a Tom Daley and come out as bisexual.”

 

On singer Susan Boyle (whose management hit back with denial): “Volatile… Forced to shop Tesco and travel by bus.”

 

On political activist and Novara Media editor Ash Sarkar (before he “shut her down” during a “fiery conversation”): “Grasping.”

 

On Celebrity Masterchef winner Emma Kennedy (who reported him to Ofcom and threated to sue him with the help of Carter Ruck): “Deranged Boris hater.”

 

On actor Johnny Depp (who sued him for defamation, outcome awaited post-coronavirus): “Wife beater.”

 

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Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.
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12 COMMENTS

  1. He is just a common oilly oik with no class himself. Just jealous of those who get into Tatler. Grow up Danny Boy!

  2. Do not send this moron Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He should know his place in society —– IN THE GUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lock Dan Wootton up for his own safety!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s right about the HERO Dominic Cummings though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dominic needs promoting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. He should have been sacked years ago for bullying poor Kerry Katona. She has mental health issues. What he did was disgusting and unfair.

  4. Dan is the best journalist on the planet. Always tells it like it is. Love him. You haters should go hate elsewhere.

  5. Vile liar. Massive tory supporter. He should be removed from television completely but totally deserves his job at the Sun due to the fact all it writes is vile bull shit lies. Go on Johnny Depp, behind you ? %

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