‘Songwriter to the Stars’ Bill Martin to perform for first time at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe; he will enlighten his audience about his successful career
Glasgow born Bill Martin MBE – whose chart topping hits...
David Cameron snapped ‘Hugging a Corbyn’ after he’s revealed to have a ‘Calm Down – It’s Only a Recession’ in his kitchen and a £25,000 shepherd’s hut in his garden
David Cameron is plainly enjoying...
‘Bride of Wildenstein’ Jocelyn Wildenstein reunites with her lover Lloyd Klein; the plastic faced couple will marry at some point in the future
Yesterday, the world’s ugliest woman announced she is to marry the world’s...
Enough is finally enough with press coverage about the late Diana, Princess of Wales
Diana, Princess of Wales has been dead twenty years. It is thus ludicrous that her family continue to have to put...
Gatecrasher ‘Dr Nastro’ admits defeat and announces he’ll be retiring from the ligging circuit; perhaps Denis Doble, David Pun and Sandra Shevey ought to follow his lead
On Wednesday, we received a message from a...
As Arabs descend on London with their eccentric convoys of cars, we select a new arrival; such things delight some and infuriate others
The time of year is upon Knightsbridge when Arabs and their supercars...
Lady Meyer makes snobbish remarks on Twitter; in doing so she again proves she’s herself nothing but ghastly
The infamously “Chanel clad” wife of Sir Christopher Meyer, Britain’s former “red socked fop” ambassador to America,...
A 20-question interview with Sandra Howard – novelist, former model and wife of Conservative politician The Rt. Hon. Lord Howard of Lympne
The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?
Seeing the upside...
Moronic oddjob Councillor Catherine Faulks claims that the Kensington Town Hall protest was brought about by non-locals
Kensington and Chelsea Council attracts idiots and aside from the bizarrely hyphenated Rock Fielding-Mellen and Nicholas Paget-Brown, one...
A party to close Enzina Fuschini’s ‘Impact’ exhibition in Chelsea
On the 19th June, undoubtedly the hottest day of summer thus far, at the 508 Kings Road Gallery in Chelsea, SW10, Matthew Steeples hosted a...
Arrogant jailbird Ben Fiberesima joins an evergrowing list of self-obsessed sorts to block ‘The Steeple Times’ on Twitter
Rambunctious Ben Fiberesima, a loudmouth whose love for himself is plainly his guiding principle, has blocked The...
A 20-question interview with actor, ‘Emmerdale’ star and musician Pasha Bocarie
The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom.” What’s your guiding force?
The power of positivity – Being able to find the positive in any situation.
“Don't...
A 20-question interview with artist, ceramicist and designer Enzina Fuschini
The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?
God. I am a Christian and I believe in what is good and honourable.
“Don't get...
Braggart bigot Andre Walker disgraces himself in the wake of the London attacks and is rightly roasted on Twitter
Andre Walker – a “fat, northern… bit of a bruiser” with a penchant for branding The...
A 20-question interview with criminal justice expert, former police officer and Liberal Democrat candidate for Kensington Annabel Mullin
The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?
To live every moment to the fullest...
Whackjob former Tory activist turned Jared Kushner employed ‘journalist’ Andre Walker tells ‘The Steeple Times’: “In the words of Trump: ‘You are fake news’” (and then blocks us)
Andre Walker is of the Donald Trump...
In posing for pictures with ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green in Cannes, Sarah, Duchess of York showed herself to be nothing but shameless
Sarah, Duchess of York is one of those people who has no need...
‘Shagger Turner’ sinks to a new low; ‘Princess Tippytoes’ Anthea Turner again illustrates her desperation for attention
Whilst she was married to Grant Bovey, a restaurant owner and ‘friend’ of Anthea Turner used to mockingly...
A 20-question interview with public affairs and communications consultant and Liberal Democrat candidate for Chelsea & Fulham Louise Rowntree
The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?
Treat others the way you want...
As black tie bonanzas deservedly take a bashing, we ask: “What’s next for Britain and America’s party paraders?”
Last May, the acerbic Spectator columnist Taki wrote a brilliant opinion piece bemoaning the ghastly affair he...
A review of the showcase of vanity that is the Saatchi Gallery’s ‘Selfie to Self-Expression’ exhibition
The first ever ‘selfie’ was supposedly taken on the roof of the Marceau studio on Fifth Avenue in New...
A 20-question interview with English born, Los Angeles based actor and musician Jack Turner
The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?
Treat people well. Try and learn your blind spots.
“Don't get even,...
A preview of John Stoddart’s exhibition at Sofitel Los Angeles at Beverly Hills
Tonight, in California, an exhibition of the works of photographer to the stars John Stoddart will be opened with a reception at...
Loudmouth champagne swiller Dawn Ward once again fails to get permission to turn her vulgar home into a wedding venue
Marketing material for Dawn Ward’s tastelessly decorated home, Warford Hall, near Alderley Edge in Cheshire,...
Witty Fort Lauderdale based philanthropist Michael Bienes passes away
Philanthropist Michael Bienes sadly died of cancer on 5th April according to the Sun Sentinel.
New York born Mr Bienes, a multi-millionaire many times over until falling...
Twenty-four hours ago Arthur Collins was the toast of OK! magazine; he’s now on the run and a wanted man
Twenty-four hours ago, the Mail Online gushed about Ferne McCann and Arthur Collins, a couple...
A 20-question interview with contemporary artist Alexander Newley
The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?
Eros, anger, anxiety, love – in perfect and contradictory admixture.
“Don't get even, get medieval” is, in our...
Insensitive showoffs wreak havoc in Parliament Square with their gaudy supercars; they claimed to be honouring the dead and injured of the Westminster attack but simply caused annoyance
Though five people died and around fifty...
Clangers overheard and snippets spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’
Candy Knockers
At Scalini in Knightsbridge, two brash housebuilders from Essex sat devouring veal chops. One referenced his idols and observed: “The Candy brothers have...
Butler-turned-blabbermouth Paul Burrell sinks to a new low; he should retreat to Siberia and live out his days privately
Cat-like Paul Burrell again and again reinvents himself. Somehow, in spite of already having undeservedly exhausted...
Clangers overheard and snippets spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’
Ferry & Yah
A PR maven at the Chiltern Firehouse loudly spoke into her mobile. She speedily told the person at the other end of...
Rare 1938 Austin taxi to be auctioned; it is one of just four known to survive
On 29th March, the very day Theresa May taxis towards Brexit and triggers Article 50, H&H Classics will auction...
