As plain old Meghan Markle, she was known for “carefully planning” publicity stunts on Instagram and elsewhere. ‘Murky Mucky’ likes being in charge but in her latest activities, she’s just shown herself to be erratic and ridiculous.
Headlines about the Duchess of Sussex covering her face in porridge as part of her beauty regime – courtesy no doubt planted by her plainly equally bonkers PR advisors – show her not to be a woman of the people, but instead a bit of a fruit loop.
Elsewhere, that this wannabe Mother Teresa – a woman whose husband once remarked: “What Meghan wants, MEGHAN GETS!” – wrote patronising messages on bananas that were to be given to prostitutes illustrate new-found levels of arrogance on her part. She may call such actions “empowering” but even the previously toady to this former actress Piers Morgan has finally now called her out.
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In summing up this tiresome woman’s activities with bananas as “meaningless, scorn-inducing guff,” Morgan is entirely right. This American transplant needs to learn to control herself and she needs to develop some dignity.
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I’d have her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send the birdie Down Under and I’ll sort her out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She can be as bananas as she wants with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When she sees your turnip like face with a mouth like an anus she will die with fright
She needs a good spank.
The way she has treated her family is appalling. She plainly is a heartless cow.
She is no Princess Di
It will end in tears.
She’s bananas.
The job is endlessly tedious and banal. It must be soul crushing.
They get a free mansion, servants and everything. Is free, even holidays.
Apparently Prince Harry and his wife think they can change the world leaving British royal family and living in the USA. Shows what a sheltered life he led, when there’s only interest in them as he’s in the Royal family and she married him. Oprah didn’t go to their wedding for her acting ability.
Plus what are they in the USA if it doesn’t have a royal family? Are they just going to be Kardashian type talentless celebs? I think media will try to turn them into a laughing stock. They’re already laughed at for being woke.