The Duchess of Sussex attempts to morph into a modern day Mary Berry
Mary Berry is annoying enough but now, it seems, there could be a royal attempting to steal this pest’s thunder.
Yesterday at Kensington Palace, accompanied by her “ice-breaker” mother Doria Ragland, the woman formerly known as Meghan Markle launched a cookery book whilst claiming “food sealed her romance to Prince Harry.”
Whilst avoiding any many mention of her father – a man whose comparison of the royal family to “cults and Scientology” hasn’t helped his daughter one bit – ‘Murky Meg’ was videoed stirring a pot and flipped pancakes even. Later, after posing for pictures whilst her husband played with her hair, gave a three minute speech and bizarrely droned on about “the ethos of together” (whatever that means).
She is an embarrassment to the nation.
Hollywood comes to London, what a wank.