The Duchess of Sussex attempts to morph into a modern day Mary Berry
Mary Berry is annoying enough but now, it seems, there could be a royal attempting to steal this pest’s thunder.
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Meg’s Murky Mess
Matthew Steeples suggests Thomas Markle is right to call out his daughter’s antics for what they are: Ridiculous ‘MeGain’ (AKA The Duchess of Sussex) is allegedly jetting off to shores distant. Whilst many will be relieved that she could possibly be going to Africa or back to her native United States, one person who is […]
Manic Meghan
The ‘modern day Mrs Simpson,’ the manic Duchess of Sussex’s, behaviour is becoming increasingly erratic; she needs to learn to control herself or she will indeed become a true laughing stock As plain old Meghan Markle, she was known for “carefully planning” publicity stunts on Instagram and elsewhere. ‘Murky Mucky’ likes being in charge but […]
Yesterday at Kensington Palace, accompanied by her “ice-breaker” mother Doria Ragland, the woman formerly known as Meghan Markle launched a cookery book whilst claiming “food sealed her romance to Prince Harry.”
Whilst avoiding any many mention of her father – a man whose comparison of the royal family to “cults and Scientology” hasn’t helped his daughter one bit – ‘Murky Meg’ was videoed stirring a pot and flipped pancakes even. Later, after posing for pictures whilst her husband played with her hair, gave a three minute speech and bizarrely droned on about “the ethos of together” (whatever that means).
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She is an embarrassment to the nation.
Hollywood comes to London, what a wank.