‘Randy Andy’ has never been considered capable of carefulness in his choice of company, but in opting to have one of the stingiest billionaires on the planet round for a spot of dinner (and a “few high-spirited games” afterwards according to The Sun) shows this alleged groper’s demise is nearly complete.
This morning, the paper reported the Duke of York and his family had the poisonous dwarf Bernie Ecclestone round to his Royal Lodge, Windsor home last Wednesday to celebrate his birthday. That they couldn’t get a better quality of guest given the scandals they’re engulfed in is not surprising, but one is only left asking: “What did this reprehensible bunch consume?”
Given tax careful Bernard – a man with qualities that would make Leona Helmsley look generous – is renowned for his meanness with money, most likely he brought with him the cheapest margherita from the Woking branch of Pizza Express. Undoubtedly nobody sweated either and one can likely predict that ‘The Coffin Dodger’ opted to take the takeaway cardboard box home with him for re-use later.
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Dine like a Lord
Peers’ Dining Room at the House of Lords to open to the public for the first time during the run-up to the General Election
Dinner at mine?
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Two rats who belong together
Bernie is capable of only befriending people who are useful. He must know something that we don’t know.
Bernie E belongs in jail for what he has done to so many people. Evil personified. Andrew should join him. And be his bitch.
They both deserve to be in jail. That is all.
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