Thursday, April 25, 2024

The Age of ‘MeGain’ – Is The Duchess of Sussex Really 41 Today?

As the Duchess of Sussex supposedly turns 41, pundits question whether this is yet another example of her “convenient truths” and suggest she could actually be now aged 45

Today marks, if you believe her nonsensical narrative, the 41st birthday of the Duchess of Sussex. Today, if you don’t believe her narrative and side with her estranged sister Samantha, it is actually the wicked woman formerly known as Meghan Markle’s 45th birthday.


Described as “having a very conflicted relationship with the truth” on many matters on Quora and accused again this week by crusading author Kirby Sommers of having met Prince Andrew and his since croaked paedophile mates Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell prior to hooking up with Prince Harry, here is a woman whose age is estimated as high as 46 – five years older than she herself claims.


Accused also of having “fabricated past stories to bolster her career as an actress,” the now wife of Prince Harry’s claimed, aged 13 at the time, that she kissed a boy also aged 13 when they both attended a summer camp in Santa Monica. Given, that ‘boy,’ “honour winning entertainer and author” Joshua Silverstein, is listed as having been born in 1977, that would make the pair of them 45 and most certainly not 41.


Today, as some wish her a happy birthday and others wish she’d just disappear forever into obscurity, it is time for some answers. Come on alleged ‘yacht girl’ Meghan, it’s time for the truth; how old, actually, are you?


Today on Twitter, Matthew Steeples asked: “Do you believe the woman formerly known as Meghan Markle is turning 41 today or do you believe her estranged sisters and others who suggest she might actually be turning 45?” The overwhelming response thus far suggests that the Twitterati believe the Duchess of Sussex to be telling porky pies about her real age.
Samantha Markle and sister Meghan
Samantha Markle was supposedly born on Tuesday 24th November 1964, which makes her 57 years, 8 months old. Her sister, she has claimed in legal documents is 13 years older than her, which would make her 45 years old and born in 1977 and not 41 and born in 1981 as she has claimed.
Centre of attention 1
At a time when the Queen has lost her husband and suffered the indignity of the embarrassment caused by her second son ‘Randy Andy’s’ antics with the likes of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, the attention seeking ways of Prince Charles’s second son and his trashbag American wife are not exactly helpful.
Quora users have long speculated about and questioned the date of birth of the daughter of Thomas Markle and Dora Ragland. They, frankly, simply do not believe her suggestion of having been born on the 4th August 1981.
Centre of attention 2
Whatever the situation and whomever she is with, here is anything but camera shy woman who has to make utterly everything about herself.

Can anyone solve a problem like ‘MeGain’?

  • What year was Meghan Markle actually born in? Is she 41 and born in 1981 or is she 45 and born in 1977 as has variously been claimed?
  • In November 2021, the duchess was forced to apologise to the Appeal Court in London for making a misleading statement in her privacy case against The Mail on Sunday’s publishers.
  • Her very own father, Thomas, has called out her many untruths about him and others again, again and again.
  • Of her claiming having got married the day before she actually did, Mr Markle stated: “Lying about the archbishop? How can you say: ‘We’ve been married three days before we got married’? Her lies are so obvious, I don’t know why she says them.”
  • Her very own half-sister, Samantha, who is currently bringing a defamation case against her, has called her out as a liar on multiple occasions also. It has been proven that the duchess’s claim that she hasn’t seen her sibling in over 20 years was proven untrue when a photo of the pair 13 years ago emerged.
  • Her very own half-brother, Thomas Jr., said of her: “I told Prince Harry, I think she’s going to ruin your life. She’s very shallow… She’s a phony, a bully, a jaded, shallow, conceited woman.”
  • The former Meghan Markle has been called out on multiple occasions for spinning stories against other members of the royal family, most especially the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
  • Staff who’ve worked for her have complained that she is a bully and investigations into this remain ongoing.
  • The Duchess of Sussex is a known manipulator of the press and paparazzis and it has been claimed that she’ll “twist the truth” to get any headline she wants.
  • Questions remain as to how many times she’s actually been married in total. Some say twice, some say thrice.
  • “Would you trust this woman with a bargepole?” is something often asked of this money motivated minx.
National Enquirer
Speculation about the former actress having had “hook-ups” with Matt Lauer have been doing the rounds. The former NBC news personality had his contract terminated with NBC in November 2017 after it was revealed he’d been into all sorts of sexual inappropriate behaviour in the workplace.
“Humiliated” Prince Harry’s wife has been accused also of being his “puppet master” and “destroying” him. His friends are said to have “blasted” her for taking him away from them and isolating him in their Montecito mansion.
Tanya Gold on Meghan Markle
In 2019, tedious twerp and ‘Unherd’ contributor Tanya Gold got the Duchess of Sussex completely wrong when she wrote in the ‘New York Times’: “Why does Meghan have the press in such paroxysms? Well, she is an interloper: divorced, American, biracial and, apparently, progressive. And she dares not only to inhabit the role of duchess but also to make it her own. Still, her critics – energized by their racism, misogyny and snobbery – can relax. She is not a revolutionary socialist, nor a convincing human rights activist who destroy everything they love. She will not bring down the royal family. In 2019, she is precisely what it needs.” Oxford educated (but Oxford hating), former alcoholic Tanya clearly ought to stick to other topics – she’s best known, after all, for also bigging-up the late paedophile Jimmy Savile as a “national treasure” and “enabling Savilisation.”
Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.


  1. Gawd. This is nothing but rehashed tabloid tripe. How did this woman hurt you so badly that you have to make a living peddling your hate? Pathetic.

    • You are most welcome not to read our stories if you don’t like them. That you use MeGain’s name as part of your email speaks volumes. Next!

    • I can think of several more things to call her other than woman. Get my drift?😏🙄
      Wouldn’t be surprised if you were a bouzy bot ie the hate for profit crypto scammer. As my granddad use to say,bet you don’t even get paid a dollar two ninety eight a month &, that is NOT a misspelling. Quick & honest question for ya there MA WHERE ARE Merchie & Lilibucks? The only pics I’ve ever seen of them look photo shopped. Lilibucks so called birthday pic looks like Harry with a wrinkled dress. SusanS said it best above. Ditto SusanS

  2. The best part of Harry’s first wife’s most recent birthday is that People Magazine, formerly her go-to to spread the propaganda, marked the occasion by putting the Duchess of Cambridge on the cover, complete with a blurb about “The Making of a Queen”.

  3. Whoa! Love it Tommy.. I think I’ll buy 3 or 4 People Mags. Bet ole dirty Mattie ie mattress actress (alleged 😂) is breaking things & screaming @ Low IQ Harry. Perhaps we should start a go fund me for Harry so he can buy himself some good body armor. Those poor children. Children,dolls or whatever. Someone truly needs to call child welfare. The violent Mattie could be dangerous to dolls too.


  4. Oh YES! Catherine made Tattler magazine’s number ONE best dressed also! Ole Mattie aka mattress actress (alleged😂), didn’t make the list..Mattie really needs a new stylist as she doesn’t wear her clothing well @ all. One would think her budget she could afford better fashion advisors. With all her recent losses,Harry needs some really good body armor. Ya know for when Mattie starts raging! 😊😄

  5. Hi Matthew,
    Have you considered a PayPal donate button? You say please donate £1 or £2 but there’s no way to do that. I’ve clicked the link and there’s only patroon support levels. I can’t afford patreon but i can afford $5-$10.
    Thanks, Jane

    • Thank you for your suggestion and kindness. I have asked our technical director to look into this as we do have a PayPal account.


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