Z-LISTERS

Carol Bowditch

April 15, 2017

Whilst the problem play The Goat, or who is Sylvia? – which, in a 2017 adaptation, starred Damian Lewis as a man who falls head over heels for a goat named Sylvia – shocked...

Born white in Bernkastel-Kues, Germany in 1989, but now perceived by many to be black, “pneumatic chested” Martina Big increased her cleavage to a 32S and “turned her pale skin a deep mahogany shade...

Mervyn Conn (AKA ‘Mr Music Man’)

October 23, 2016

Millionaire music promoter Mervyn Conn thought he could get away with whatever he wanted but was jailed in October 2016 for 15 years for two rapes and an indecent assault. This Wimbledon based monster,...

Daniela Zahradnikova

March 28, 2016

The 42-year old ex-girlfriend of 86-year old New York art collector Henry Buhl was christened a gold-digger after she sued him for £1.1 million ($1.5 million) after claiming that he had said he would...

Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)

February 7, 2016

A leading member of the ‘smug club’, Kelly Brook claims to love animals yet reportedly laughed about punching two ex-boyfriends in the face during an interview in 2014. A model and second-rate actress of...

Jihadi Jack (born Jack Letts, now known as Abu Muhammed)

January 23, 2016

The first white British youth to join ISIS in Syria, Jihadi Jack is the son of an organic farmer and archaeobotanist and a books editor from Oxford. Born in 1996 and educated at Cherwell...

Jason Shifrin

October 31, 2015

Jason Shifrin, the publicity craving author of the most originally titled Money, Money, Money, took to social media to defend the rightly tarnished name of his former PR representative Max Clifford’s daughter, Louise, in...

Kim Farry (AKA “Britain’s Shoplifting Queen”)

October 27, 2015

A Fulham based woman utterly lacking in a moral compass, benefit scrounger and shoplifting addict Kim Farry arrogantly yet (sadly) factually describes her criminal activities as a “very successful business”. Her “work” helping herself...

Frederick Gross and George Hammond (AKA “The Dine and Dashers”)

October 7, 2015

There are galloping gourmets and then there’s Frederick Gross and George Hammond. This pair liked the restaurants of Knightsbridge and Mayfair so much that though they couldn’t afford to eat there, they did anyway...

Alexander Wood

September 23, 2015

Serial conman and “self-styled child prodigy” Alexander Wood posed as the 12th Duke of Marlborough, Lord Jamie Spencer-Churchill to run up bills at London hotels including the Great Northern Hotel in King’s Cross and...

Sandra Shevey

September 19, 2015

Though she claims to be a feminist, a writer, an expert on market towns and a film and television location tour guide, Sandra Shevey tends to busy her days writing complaints about amongst others...

James Casbolt (AKA “Michael Prince”)

August 1, 2015

James Casbolt likes to describe himself as a “supersoldier”, “a mind control victim” and “a former MI6 officer” but in reality he is simply nothing other than an outlandish crook and fantasist. Born in...

Alex Hope

July 10, 2015

A catering manager turned Ponzi schemer and conman, Canary Wharf based Alex Hope blamed everyone but himself for his demise. Convicted and jailed for seven years alongside the “get-rich-quick” maestro Raj Shastri in January 2015...

Alwen Hughes (also known as “Alwen Harris”)

July 1, 2015

The wife of the disgraced entertainer and convicted paedophile Rolf Harris, jeweller and sculptress Alwen Hughes complained of “sleepless nights” during his 2014 trial. Born in Wales and married to the Australian sex offender since...

Kevin Wheatcroft

June 29, 2015

The owner of Donington Park Racetrack, Kevin Wheatcroft is estranged from his six siblings and is bizarrely also the world’s leading collector of Nazi memorabilia. Amongst his possessions is the door to Hitler’s cell in...

Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben

June 25, 2015

Though convicted and sentenced to a six-week suspended jail sentence for a racist tirade in December 2013 in which she claimed “brown people are ruining London”, Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben continues to parade around...

Comfort Yinusa

June 20, 2015

Jailed in June 2015 for making false accusations of rape against two entirely innocent men in October 2013, London Underground worker Comfort Yinusa is the kind of woman who makes it harder for genuine...

Ben Fiberesima (AKA “Roky Million”)

May 20, 2015

Model and rapper Ben Fiberesima worked for brands including Tom Ford, Calvin Klein and Nike before turning to fraud. Arrested in 2008, Fiberseima skipped bail and fled Britain and lived in Australia under a...

Barbarella Buchner

April 18, 2015

Lanzarote based web designer Barbarella Buchner ‘married’ her cats Lugosi and Spider in January 2004. She has a “catified” loo seat, “attends cat support groups” and on coming across the marryyourpet.com website states she states...

Debrah Lee Charatan

April 2, 2015

With a self-professed desire to be “a female Harry Helmsley”, Debrah Lee Charatan was destined for a successful career in real estate in New York in the 1980s. Instead, having secretly married multi-millionaire Robert Durst...

Juliette D’Souza

March 20, 2015

Dubbed “Britain’s worst-ever conwoman” by the Mail Online after her conviction for cheating what that paper called “wealthy intelligent victims” out of around £5 million in March 2015, Juliette D'Souza posed as a witchdoctor...

Mohammad Al-Sharif

March 12, 2015

At the age of 22 in March 2015 this Saudi playboy and wannabe member of the Rich Kids of Instagram was convicted of driving whilst unfit through drugs and fined £400. Mohammad Al-Sharif was...

Mowbray Jackson

March 6, 2015

Having once described himself as a “proud troll” on Twitter, this coat-tail hanging sort is often to be found in the company of the phone hacking obsessed bore Hugh Grant. A UKIP campaign manager...

Afton Elaine Burton

February 10, 2015

A one-time supporter and former fiancée of Charles Manson, Afton Elaine Burton moved from Illinois to Corcoran, California to be closer to a man she believed to be innocent. Born into a devout family...

Raghad Hussein (غد صدام حسين, AKA “Little Saddam” and “The Terror Godmother”)

January 22, 2015

This shameless Jordanian based Iraqi is a jewellery designer and a supporter of ISIS. Despite her husband having been murdered at the instructions of her father, Raghad Hussein bizarrely still raves about how wonderful...

Ampika Pickston

January 14, 2015

Oldham born divorcee and former glamour model Ampika Pickston describes herself as “feisty, fun loving and warm hearted”. Now based in Hale Barns, Cheshire and the owner of a beauty salon named Opium, Pickston...

Chris Reynolds Gordon (born Christopher Webb, also known as Chris Reynolds)

January 10, 2015

He arrogantly terms himself “the entrepreneur who declared war on depression”, but in reality sex party organiser Chris Reynolds Gordon is nothing but a tacky self-promoting media whore. The founder of the tastefully named...

Andy Carroll and Billi Mucklow

January 2, 2015

Professional footballer Andy Carroll earns £85,000 a week and has 283,000 followers on Twitter. He took to social media to complain about The Sun on 1st January 2015 whilst his Bikram Yoga loving partner, Billi Mucklow, is...

Marianne Lee Travis

September 29, 2014

The “shy” Swedish born wife of the “compulsive groper and sexual opportunist” Dave Lee Travis since 1971, Marianne Lee Travis has been described as “dressing like Jimmy Kranky”. Mrs Lee Travis allegedly told journalist...

Sam Barton (AKA “Britain’s vainest man”)

August 18, 2014

Shameless Sam Barton is the male equivalent of Josie Cunningham. Born in 1992, Barton has been given a free £5,000 nose job on the NHS and demanded Botox for life and to have his...

Josie Cunningham

August 1, 2014

Not so ‘Dozy Josie’ is a controversial scrounger who landed herself a £4,800 boob job on the NHS. This wannabe glamour model and escort from Leeds has 30,000 followers on Twitter and sold tickets...

Rebecca Richardson

July 28, 2014

This Brighton resident announced she’d sue Brighton and Hove City Council in July 2014 after her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Scooby, slipped a disc whilst chasing a cat on council-owned land. Facing a £5,000 bill...

Angela and Dave Dawes

December 28, 2013

They may have got lucky on the EuroMillions when they won £101 million, but didn’t have much luck after. Mrs Dawes sadly got cancer, the couple fell victim to a hoax email scam and...

Korrel Kennedy

August 15, 2013

This sometime catwalk model from Brighton was branded “one of Britain’s worst louts” in 2008 but by 2010 had “turned his life around” according to the Daily Mail. After briefly appearing in the BBC’s...

Daniella Westbrook (now also known as Daniella Jenkins)

May 26, 2013

A former Eastenders actress turned born again Christian whose car crash of a life is the envy of no one. She tragically destroyed her nose after wasting at least £250,000 on crack cocaine and...

Helen Flanagan

May 6, 2013

This Manchester born former Coronation Street actress has a penchant for footballers and was once described as “Britain’s dumbest celebrity” by The Sun. In May 2013, of convicted paedophile Stuart Hall, she commented: “I...

Jackie Siegel

April 27, 2013

Her billionaire husband, David, calls this former Miss Florida a “psycho, but a lovable psycho” and adds that she is a “big-busted shopaholic”. Her main desire in life is to be famous and a...

Annabel Giles

October 24, 2012

On her website, Giles describes herself as a “model, TV and radio presenter, actress and comedienne, novelist and journalist…” Is there anything this ex-wife of Midge Ure of Ultravox does not do? On her...

Edward Putman

June 18, 2012

This convicted rapist and burglar from St Albans won a £4.5 million National Lottery jackpot in 2009. He carried on claiming benefits until he was caught but now claims he’ll pay back what he...

Benjamin Boateng

May 13, 2012

A club promoter who thought he was above the law. Found guilty in October 2011 of a pre-planned sexual assault, this former actor was previously accused of a similar crime in South Africa whilst...

Céline Dion CC OQ

May 12, 2012

Dion met her husband and manager, René Angélil, when she was 12. Her rise has been meteoric and she’s now one of the richest women in showbiz. Whether she’s “Falling into You” or “Taking...

“Tulisa” Contostavlos (also known as Tula Paulinea Contostavlos)

May 11, 2012

This British pop singer started out with her equally bizarrely named cousin, Dappy, in a hip hop group named N-Dubz. They’ve since fallen out very publicly on Twitter and now she sings lines such...

Kerry Katona

May 10, 2012

Some call her “Warrington’s finest export.” Others don’t. She tried to persuade mums to go to Iceland and in the process went bankrupt. This tragic former Atomic Kitten really should just be kept off...

Nadine Milroy-Sloan (AKA "Emily Checksfield", née Nadine Checksfield)

April 28, 2012

A fantasist of the first order, Nadine Milroy-Sloan invented a tale of being raped by Neil and Christine Hamilton and sold her story to a national newspaper with the help of the since convicted sexual...

Mario Falcone

April 28, 2012

He’s a harmless sort but like most who go on reality television, he takes “fame” a little seriously. This The Only Way is Essex (TOWIE) “star” likes to share revelations such as his best...

Stephanie Mack (also known as Stephanie Madoff and Stephanie Madoff Mack)

April 28, 2012

Daughter-in-law of Bernard and Ruth Madoff. Her husband, Mark, tragically committed suicide after the Ponzi scheme was revealed. Instead of retaining an ounce of dignity, this shameless woman has featured in a photoshoot for...

Katie Price (AKA Katie Hayler, Katie Reid, Katie Andre, Katie Infield and Jordan)

April 27, 2012

This glamour model is to be commended for having made a fortune. Her taste in men and cars however is utterly lacking. Her pink Range Rover is perhaps symbolic of all that is wrong...

Michael and Jean O’Shea

April 27, 2012

Michael and Jean O’Shea scooped £10,200,000 in the EuroMillions Lottery in 2005 yet still were claiming a Motability car every three years and £500 a month in disability benefits in 2012. In answer to...