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The pointless and the pathetic

Martina Big

Born white in Bernkastel-Kues, Germany in 1989, but now perceived by many to be black, “pneumatic chested” Martina Big increased her cleavage to a 32S and “turned her pale skin a deep mahogany shade that draws stares from strangers everywhere she goes”. A former air hostess turned glamour model, Miss Big appeared on ITV1’s This Morning in April 2017 and alongside her equally tanned partner, Michael, curiously announced: “I love being an exotic Barbie”. On her website, this Katie Price fan goes further and proclaims: “My motto is ‘Big is not big enough!’”


Martina Big – The name of this “mahogany skinned” German is a giveaway. Martina Big – The name of this “mahogany skinned” German is a giveaway.Martina Big – The name of this “mahogany skinned” German is a giveaway.


7 comments on “Martina Big”

  1. You’re wrong Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You could eat your lunch off that chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. The woman clearly has Issues. Surely the doctors involved in helping her achieve her current state should be sanctioned in some way.

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