Carol Bowditch

Whilst the problem play The Goat, or who is Sylvia? – which, in a 2017 adaptation, starred Damian Lewis as a man who falls head over heels for a goat named Sylvia – shocked many, pensioner Carol Bowditch is a true life example of someone whom repeatedly engaged in carnal activities with animals. Spared jail for being filmed having penetrative vaginal and oral sex with a St Bernard, a black Labrador and an Alsatian in April 2017, Mrs Bowditch of Evedon, Lincolnshire bizarrely claimed: “I was unaware it was illegal”. After giving her a given a community order with 12 months supervision and a 16 week night-time curfew, Judge Michael Heath concluded: “I am told that you have received public humiliation as a result of the publicity that this case has attracted. That does not surprise me”.

 

10 COMMENTS

  1. At her age she should have been engaging with her knitting. She should be in jail sewing mailbags. Spared jail! The world has gone mad!

  2. Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lock her up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is wrong with Britain???????????????? And lock up the people filming her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You’ll never MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN with creatures like her on the pavements!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Britain needs a dose of DONALD TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. I am horrified to read this but why are you not supporting dear Gerry and Kate McCann in their efforts to find their beloved daughter Madeleine? It is a disgrace that you do NOTHING to support the FIND MADELEINE CAMPAIGN. Shame on you. FIND MADELEINE, FIND HER NOW!

  4. Maybe she should get a job at the Battersea dogs home, she could help alleviate some of the stress of the residents on death row. I’m just looking at my Jack Russell and shuddering.

  5. Her actions are unforgivable. They were wrong. There’s something off about her. Something dogmatic and dangerous. Distinctly un-British. Lock her up and chuck away the key.

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