Wednesday, December 2, 2020

No. 10 - Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)

Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)A leading member of the ‘smug club’, Kelly Brook claims to love animals yet reportedly laughed about punching two ex-boyfriends in the face during an interview in 2014. A model and second-rate actress of comparable quality to the equally self-loving Liz Hurley, Rochester, Kent born Brook is the daughter of a scaffolder and has been engaged four times. Extraordinarily, this Grand National hating sort describes herself as being “global” on her Twitter handle: Hold the front page.

 

 

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    Paedophile Shawn Sullivan (AKA Shawn O'Suilleabhain and ‘The Putney Paedo’) – Convicted sex offender in Ireland, accused sex offender in America, protected in Britain

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    Shawn Sullivan (AKA Shawn O’Suilleabhain and ‘The Putney Paedo’)

    Carina Reid – Chelsea, SW3 based fraudster and trollop

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    Carina Reid

    Dopey drugs mule Michaella McCollum – A shameless wench – Dopey drugs mule Michaella McCollum was one half of the ‘Peru Two’ jailed in 2013 for attempting to smuggle £1.5 million of cocaine.

    3

    Michaella McCollum

    Tory turncoat politician The Rt. Hon. The Lord Davies of Stamford (AKA Quentin Davies) – Self-serving Quentin Davies was rewarded with a peerage after defecting to Labour. He is a true example of a turncoat. Baaa!

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    The Rt. Hon. The Lord Davies of Stamford (AKA Quentin Davies)

    The Horror in the Hummer

    5

    The Horror in the Hummer

    Carol Bowditch – Pensioner spared jailed despite having sex with dogs

    6

    Carol Bowditch

    Martina Big – The name of this “mahogany skinned” German is a giveaway.

    7

    Martina Big

    Music promoter Mervyn Conn (AKA ‘Mr Music Man’) – Arrogant rapist and sex offender

    8

    Mervyn Conn (AKA ‘Mr Music Man’)

    Daniela Zahradnikova

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    Daniela Zahradnikova

    Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)

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    Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)

    Abu Muhammed Jack Letts Jihadi Jack

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    Jihadi Jack (born Jack Letts, now known as Abu Muhammed)

    Jason Shifrin

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    Jason Shifrin

    Kim Farry

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    Kim Farry (AKA “Britain’s Shoplifting Queen”)

    Frederick Gross and George Hammond (AKA “The Dine and Dashers”)

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    Frederick Gross and George Hammond (AKA “The Dine and Dashers”)

    Alexander Wood

    15

    Alexander Wood

    Sandra Shevey

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    Sandra Shevey

    James Casbolt (AKA “Michael Prince”)

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    James Casbolt (AKA “Michael Prince”)

    Ponzi schemer and associate of Raj Shastri, Alex Hope (AKA “King Popper”)

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    Alex Hope

    Alwen Hughes (also known as “Alwen Harris”)

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    Alwen Hughes (also known as “Alwen Harris”)

    Kevin Wheatcroft

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    Kevin Wheatcroft

    Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben

    21

    Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben

    Comfort Yinusa - London Underground worker jailed for making false accusations of rape in June 2015

    22

    Comfort Yinusa

    Ben Fiberesima (AKA “Roky Million”)

    23

    Ben Fiberesima (AKA “Roky Million”)

    Barbara Buchner and her two pet cats Spider and Lugosi

    24

    Barbarella Buchner

    Debrah Lee Charatan

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    Debrah Lee Charatan

    Juliette D'Souza

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    Juliette D'Souza

    Mohammad Al-Sharif

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    Mohammad Al-Sharif

    Mowbray Jackson

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    Mowbray Jackson

    Afton Elaine Burton

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    Afton Elaine Burton

    Raghad Hussein

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    Raghad Hussein (غد صدام حسين, AKA “Little Saddam” and “The Terror Godmother”)

    Ampika Pickston

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    Ampika Pickston

    Chris Reynolds Gordon

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    Chris Reynolds Gordon (born Christopher Webb, also known as Chris Reynolds)

    Andy Carroll and Billi Mucklow

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    Andy Carroll and Billi Mucklow

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    Marianne Lee Travis

    Sam Barton beauty

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    Sam Barton (AKA “Britain’s vainest man”)

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    Josie Cunningham

    37

    Rebecca Richardson

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    Angela and Dave Dawes

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    Korrel Kennedy

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    Daniella Westbrook (now also known as Daniella Jenkins)

    41

    Helen Flanagan

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    Jackie Siegel

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    Annabel Giles

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    Edward Putman

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    Benjamin Boateng

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    Céline Dion CC OQ

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    “Tulisa” Contostavlos (also known as Tula Paulinea Contostavlos)

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    Kerry Katona

    49

    Nadine Milroy-Sloan (AKA "Emily Checksfield", née Nadine Checksfield)

    50

    Mario Falcone

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    Stephanie Mack (also known as Stephanie Madoff and Stephanie Madoff Mack)

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    Katie Price (AKA Katie Hayler, Katie Reid, Katie Andre, Katie Infield and Jordan)

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    Michael and Jean O’Shea


    17 COMMENTS

    1. Rod is up to his best performances again ! see (45 this time round).
      And as for the post Matthew, I suggested before that if you used the Cyrillic alphabet you could find some lower slots than “Z”. I am sure both her and Liz are flattered by being called actresses.

    2. If one wishes to amuse oneself click through to Rod’s Facebook picture.
      It shows this man, with a face resembling a bottom, adorned with those huge glasses so popular in the ’70’s.
      I think Kelly Brock would be horrified to have the horrifically ugly Rod singing her praises. Mind you, in their disparate ways, they are both hideous.

    3. I love Donna Air’s cut glass accent and her high falutin’ ways. It is shocking how the lower classes have got everywhere

    4. I don’t have a clue what she is like off camera, but these days always find myself feeling sorry for her. She left Jason Stratham for Billy Zane, and then Stratham goes on to outearn Zane, and Zane dumps her. You would be so cross with yourself.

      She’s z list these days. Her earnings were based on her looks rather than talent, and looks don’t last.

      Also, I wouldn’t wish a still birth child on anyone.

      Kelly Brook is resilient, I’ll give her that compliment.

    5. If only her brains matched the size of her boobs. “Oh (h)ang on which (h)and is it you put the engagement ring on again, is it this one? I can never remember even though I dun it four times”

    6. What is hilarious about her is now that she’s packed on several stone of flab she is reinventing herself as a horticulturalist. She’s taking credit for the landscaped gardens of the home Billy Zane paid her off with, even though all the work on the gardens was done long before she’d ever seen it by people called McBride who lived there for years. No one is calling her out on this and the press are falling for her blatant lies. No one from round here can quite believe she’s claiming she is responsible for the garden and she’s getting film crews in to show off her “work” and “expertise” She’s spent the last year posting endless photos of plants trying to defraud the public.

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