That the fool Prince Andrew and his feckless live-in ex-wife were prepared to accept £1.3 million from a Turkish conman illustrates how low their moral compasses truly are
It may be April Fools’ Day, but today and every day both the non-sweating, Pizza Express loving Prince Andrew and his toe sucking loving wife Sarah, Duchess of York opt to play the role of cringeworthy court jesters.
According to The Sun, a former Goldman Sachs banker named Selman Turk and his associate Nebahat Isbilen made “suspicious” payments to the pair as part of a £40 million fraud. It is alleged the sum “would pay for a help with a passport” and in return Mr Turk got to be given an award at St James’s Palace by the prince at one of his Pitch@Palace events.
Speaking of yet another especially sordid situation, a spokesman for the Duchess of York took the usual dopey excuse line and remarked: “The duchess was completely unaware of the allegations that have since emerged against Mr Turk. She is naturally concerned by what has been alleged against him.”
Aside from the fact also that feckless ‘Fergie’ has still to confirm whether or not she ever repaid loans she took from the since croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and also from Chinese investors, Prince Andrew also managed to make a spectacle of himself when escorting his beleaguered mother down the aisle at Westminster Abbey this week. After the event, unsurprisingly, the Internet turned on the randy royal and condemned his presence as a totally inappropriate distraction.
In all of his actions the Duke of York – someone who it must also be noted paid circa £12 million to a woman he’d previously claimed never to have actually met – simply continues to illustrate how out of touch he is with the reality of the situations he has himself created. Here is a moron-not-a-man with an ego the size of Russia and an out-of-touch-with-reality buffoon clearly incapable of accepting what he truly must now do: Disappear into obscurity and never again expect to have an ounce of respect from a single member of the public.
Shame on Prince Andrew and shame on those that continue to enable this festering turd by continuing to give him such significant chunks of change.
Pictured top – ‘Randy Andy’ thinks himself a bit of a card whilst the wastrel formerly known as Sarah Ferguson likes to go on YouTube to read books about farting. This pair of royal rotters ought to be thoroughly ashamed of themselves, but of course they’re anything but sorry about their continually appalling antics.
After Prince Philip’s memorial, the Internet wash awash with individuals commenting on how utterly shocked they were with the Queen’s selfish second son’s decision to put himself centre stage at the event.Even the tediously tepid Greta Thunberg got a mention.Grubby groper ‘Randy Andy’ should come to realise that his presence at any public event is not required. Here is someone whose actions have brought shame and disgrace on his family and here is someone whose proximity to convicted sex traffickers Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein and accused sex abusers such as Peter Nygård illustrate how tawdry, tacky and tasteless he truly is. It is now time only for one thing: Get this right royal rotter gone.Matthew Steeples of ‘The Steeple Times’ took to Twitter and suggested that this “festering turd” needed “to be flushed.” Here is a national embarrassment and ‘bestie’ of the coffin dodger Bernie Ecclestone whose moral compass has been frankly stir fried.
The unwanted gift that keeps on giving Richard Madeley, as is always to be expected, sticks his cloven hooves in the proverbial yet again after asking guest to “define what a woman is” and suggesting Will Smith had “a moment of flawed humanity”
On Sunday night in Tinseltown, the woke and the wacky went out to play and in the hours since, the world’s media have gone bonkers over “that slap” that a bloke many of us don’t know much about, Will Smith, gave to another bloke that many of us don’t know much about, Chris Rock.
Unsurprisingly, as could only be expected of the ‘Modern Day Dorian Gray’ that is Richard Madeley – a regular ‘Moron of the Moment’ here on the pages of The Steeple Times since we began publishing in May 2012 – had to share his comments on a matter that frankly simply showed two attention seeking brat-like ‘boys’ not ‘men’ making utter pillocks of themselves.
Of the ‘storm in a teacup’ incident at The Oscars, once accused of shoplifting champagne Madeley surmised: “I do understand it… I’m not justifying what [Will Smith] did but I can see why 50 percent of our viewers think it’s okay. We saw a moment of flawed humanity” whilst most helpfully making clear:
“I was asked by GQ magazine some years ago… [Chris Rock] was the most unpleasant person I’ve ever interviewed of my entire career, and that goes back to 1972 when I started at a local newspaper… I said, without hesitation, Chris Rock. It’s on the record, Chris Rock.”
Turning to another topic, the constant in being a cringeworthy creep invited Angela Rayner onto Good Morning Britain this morning to discuss the scandal surrounding the appointment of the playboy Evgeny Lebedev to the House of Lords at the behest of Boris Johnson.
“Can I ask you a completely different question which is in the air at the moment as you know, almost all politicians of your ilk are being asked here, could you define what a woman is?”
Rayner then responded and put the right rotter in his place by remarking: “I don’t think it is for politicians or commentators to decide” whilst one viewer responded on Twitter: “What an utterly stupid question.”
Pictured top – The pontificating presenter Richard Madeley pictured boozing from a bottle on a doorstep whilst reading a book baring the caption: “There are so many ways to kill a friendship.” Given his continually boorish behaviour, one is left asking: “Does this buffoon actually have any friendships left to end that he hasn’t wrecked already?”
In April 2021, we revealed that the one-time classmate of ‘Spreadsheet Phil,’ the former Tory chancellor Philip Hammond, Richard Madeley was being followed by Ghislaine Maxwell’s PR team on Twitter and that he’d written two columns in the ‘Daily Express’ in which he expressed “empathy” for the now convicted mucky madam sex offender.Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan are often pictured out boozing. Often, ‘Mummy Finnigan’ finds herself looking a little beyond pissed.The presenter once dressed up as Ali G to present ‘This Morning.’ It was later voted “one of the worst moments in television history.”Richard Madeley is also often compared to the inept comedy character broadcaster Alan Partridge. They not only look alike, but also are equally incompetent and tactless. Twitter users regularly condemn Romford, Essex born Madeley as “daft” and as a “pompous prat.”In July 2021, the ‘Dorian Gray of Daytime Telly’ was mocked for being a lookalike of the person portrayed in the quite tasteless Diana, Princess of Wales statue. At the time, the all-round berk was also lambasted after claiming he “suffered from PTSD after his son’s wedding.”‘Mummy-like’ Judy Finnigan’s decision to defend footballer Ched Evans – jailed for 5 years in 2012 for allegedly raping a 19-year-old – on ‘Loose Women’ in October 2014 shocked the nation. Responding at the time, Katie Russell, of Rape Crisis England and Wales remarked: “Judy Finnigan’s comments are really unfortunate and could potentially cause some hurt and distress to the many survivors of sexual violence who will inevitably have been watching ‘Loose Women’ and who will read and hear her views reported.” Frankly, though she’s thankfully somewhat retreated from our screens in recent years, here is a woman best known for boozing, flashing her boobs and falling off sofas who is just as bad as her horrific husband.
In another Alan Partridge-esque moment in September 2021, Judy Finnigan’s husband Richard Madeley banged on about the dangers of quicksand. Naturally, he had to make personal reference and claimed: “It got me once… More of that later.”
Whilst ‘Dorian Gray-esque’ Richard Madeley is best known for helping himself to champagne in supermarkets, his wife Judy Finnigan will be forever remembered for flashing at an awards ceremony in 2000.
‘King of Cringe’ Richard Madeley’s ‘Finest’ Moments
Many of these have done the rounds before, but mixed in are some new and especially outrageous examples:
On his son’s wedding
“There’s been so much angst about it… It’s been so choppy, but, yes, he got married and now we’ve got a daughter-in-law.”
Of his daughter
“Sorry Chloe, but you were an accident and you know it!”
To a male weatherman of his daughter
“My daughter fancies you by the way.”
In conversation with President Clinton
“I know what it’s like to be wronged by the press. I was once accused of shoplifting. Unlike you though, I knew I was innocent.”
Of daubing himself in fake tan and turning a “shade of mahogany”
“What happened was at three in the morning I put my daughter’s fake tan on, I was doing a Donald Trump.”
On going commando
“I don’t wear underwear… 30 per cent of blokes don’t wear underwear, it’s not mad.”
Whilst on the lavatory squatting
“You are not filming me urinating. You can listen.”
To an actor who was playing a bisexual
“Would you prefer to have sex with me or Judy?”
Of his and Judy Finnigan’s sexual activities
“When we were trying to conceive, I would douse my balls in icy water before intercourse.”
“Remember when you had thrush, Judy? You had a terrible time of it.”
On Viagra
“It makes everything much longer and return, you know, swiftly.”
Of sex on television
“I don’t think what we see on television is erotic enough.”
Of women
“I’ve never met a single woman who’s happy with the way she looks, except Jordan, although I’ve never met her.”
“Women lie about sex. It doesn’t matter how many partners she says she’s had before you… She’s lying.”
Of alleged mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell
“The sharks are circling; they smell blood in the water… Cynics would say the [FBI] agency is playing a long game, seeking to sway the minds of jurors in advance of Maxwell’s trial next year… Innocent until proven guilty? That honourable credo is in shreds.”
“Firstly, consider the conditions under which Ms Maxwell is being held. They are truly grim… It would take a heart of stone not to feel empathy for another human being suffering what amounts to mental torture. To coin a phrase: you wouldn’t treat a dog like that.”
“But it’s not sadism, or premature punishment ahead of a verdict. No; there’s calculated purpose behind this pitiless regime. But, here’s another prediction… it will. They’re trying to break her.”
On elephants
“So, are you telling me elephants are not born evil?”
After a woman remortgaged her house to fund treatment for her dog
“Is there a point where you just say: ‘Too expensive, the dog has to die?’”
To a man crying after paramedics saved his life
“Stop crying! This is supposed to make you happy! Anyway, after the break, the biggest dog in the UK. And he really is big. Don’t miss it!”
Showing sympathy for people who died in quicksand in Morecambe Bay
“Yes, what an awful way to die.”
On assisted suicide
“At that point where you just need a little push to go over the edge, I wouldn’t give a two-penny f**k if there was a risk of being prosecuted.”
In Nostradamus-like fashion on coronavirus and lockdowns
“We are being duped… [They are trying to] put the fear of God into the public. A great reckoning is coming.”
“There’s no point in running away and hiding from the virus.”
“We must learn to live with coronavirus.”
“If I had a bell, I would ring it… Only 59 people who have been double vaccinated and without any other serious underlying health problems, died from COVID, out of 50,000 deaths in England, this year.”
“I have to say that the majority of people are surprisingly forgiving [to government representative Steve Barclay], and are actually saying that they understand that the reason for some of the mistakes wasn’t malpractice but scientific ignorance – we didn’t know enough… But on the whole, you seem to be getting away with it – as far as our viewers are concerned.”
Of catarrh
“With men when we get all the catarrh we have it up, like Leo on Titanic… Judy swallows her phlegm.”
Of old women skipping
“There’s not many better things than seeing an older woman skipping.”
Of wanting to be black
“I hope when I’m reincarnated I come back black because you age better.”
To actress Keira Knightley
“Can we get some make up please, get Keira looking like a crack whore, she’d make a good crack whore.”
To singer Sophie Ellis-Bextor
“Where did you get your face?”
To mindreader Derren Brown
“Can we have petroleum and a rope? We are burning you at the end of the show.”
To Sex Pistols singer-songwriter John Lydon
“If we could throw a fishing rod into the corridors of time and reel you in, you’d throttle you wouldn’t you?”
To gay Pet Shop Boys singer Neil Tennant
“How’s your wife?”
To a novelist
“If you were going to write an autobiography, who would it be about?”
Of troubled footballer Paul Gascoigne
“He suffers for us. He bears our pain in the most public way possible… Perhaps this has always been Paul Gasgoine’s destiny.”
To a psychiatric patient
“So, Jane, when did you first realise you were quite clearly mad?”
To a group of dwarves
“Do you find that people patronise you? That means that they talk down to you?”
Of an autistic teenager
“The thing with Daniel [Wakeford, a ‘star’ on Channel 4’s Undateables] is, he has autism but is very intelligent and as we can see extremely talented. Has Daniel always been autistic?”
To an anorexic teenager
“Five stone? Wow, that’s concentration camp thin, that is.”
To a caller
“I understand you have a little lad of 12. Is it a boy or a girl?”
And finally and most insensitively, to a young child with leukemia
Matthew Steeples slams the vindictive campaign against YouTube sensation Sadie Quinlan – known as ‘Yankee Wally’ – by the mendacious ‘Sussex Squad’ groupies led by PR peddlers Omid Scobie and Christopher Bouzy and helped along by a bashful ‘BuzzFeed News’ busybody named Ellie Hall
The Duchess of Sussex has an inconvenient past she’d most certainly rather forget; her nemesis Sadie Quinlan (AKA ‘Yankee Wally’) has just such too.
Now, after a busybody Washington, D.C. based ‘senior reporter’ for BuzzFeed News named Ellie Hall last week produced a somewhat lacklustre ‘article’ linking the Duchess of Sussex’s half-sister Samantha Markle to Sadie Quinlan, the latter’s YouTube ‘Yankee Wally’ channel has been closed. It was done so after the snitch-on-her-sources Hall sent her so-called “evidence” to the social media video sharing medium and thereby proved herself not to be a “reportage writer” but instead a “troll-like campaigner.”
According to joker-not-a-journo Hall, a clearly woke spokesman for YouTube named Jack Malon told her: “Upon review, we have terminated the ‘Yankee Wally’ channel for repeated violations of our harassment policy, which prohibits content targeting individuals based on intrinsic attributes. We enforce this policy equally for everyone, and channels that repeatedly violate or are dedicated to violative content are terminated.”
Responding, Matthew Steeples of The Steeple Times commented: “Whilst the opinions of Sadie Quinlan might not to be everyone’s taste, she is as entitled to her views as much as anyone else. Just like with the case of Shaun Attwood – whose YouTube account has also been removed on occasions – the process by which such occurs is clearly beyond strangely and stupidly regulated.”
“Whilst YouTube is entitled to control its domain in whatever manner it chooses, the fact that a Welsh woman is ‘cancelled’ for simply discussing a topic clearly of interest to her nigh on 50,000 followers seems ludicrous in the extreme. Ms Quinlan, to me, seems as dangerous as a chocolate teapot whilst those campaigning against her – headed by PR peddlers Omid Scobie and Christopher Bouzy – are the true villains of this piece.”
Elsewhere on Friday the Daily Express reported that after the Daily Mail diarist Richard Eden shared news that he had contracted coronavirus, a clear ‘Sussex Squad’ supporter with the handle @royals_sussex trolled him with a meme featuring the reprehensibly vindictive words: “If he dies, he dies.”
Jealous to her core, the wife of the dimwitted drip Prince Harry has never managed to get over the fact that the British public love the Duchess of Cambridge yet loathe her.The Duchess of Sussex’s love life prior to bagging Prince Harry involved a fair amount of what could be termed “lowlife.” The finest example was most certainly tattooed trashbag Simon Rex Cutright.
Gay porn actor turned musician Simon Rex Cutright (AKA ‘Dirt Nasty’) – shown here in a somewhat intoxicated state in a video shared on YouTube – supposedly dated the then Meghan Markle in 200. He claims to have received a letter from her after refusing to sell his story of how they “just hung out” after doing “a TV show together” and meeting “for lunch.”The clear hatred of ‘Sussex Squad’ fanatics was shown in this tweet to ‘Daily Mail’ diarist Richard Eden – an open critic of such people – on Friday after he revealed he had contracted coronavirus. Though this vicious and vile message was reported by many, it remains live on Twitter.
Of her claiming having got married the day before she actually did, Mr Markle stated: “Lying about the archbishop? How can you say: ‘We’ve been married three days before we got married’? Her lies are so obvious, I don’t know why she says them.”
Her very own half-sister, Samantha Markle, has called the woman formerly known as Meghan Markle out as a liar on multiple occasions also. It has been proven that the duchess’s claim that she hasn’t seen her sibling in over 20 years was proven untrue when a photo of the pair 13 years ago emerged.
Her very own half-brother, Thomas Jr., said of her: “I told Prince Harry, I think she’s going to ruin your life. She’s very shallow… She’s a phony, a bully, a jaded, shallow, conceited woman.”
The former Meghan Markle has been called out on multiple occasions for spinning stories against other members of the royal family, most especially the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
Staff who’ve worked for her have complained that she is a bully and investigations into this remain ongoing.
The Duchess of Sussex is a known manipulator of the press and paparazzis and it has been claimed that she’ll “twist the truth” to get any headline she wants.
Questions remain as to how many times she’s actually been married in total. Some say twice, some say thrice.
‘BuzzFeed News’ writer Ellie Hall is a woman clearly lacking in journalistic integrity. She snitched on her own sources rather than protecting them. Shame on her.That the “senior reporter” was keener to brag about getting her source cancelled than actually reporting a story speaks volumes as to her lack of decency and respect for honesty in the profession she claims to be part of.This is not the work of a crusading journalist, but instead that of someone obsessed with getting revenge on someone she simply doesn’t like.Clear crackpot Christopher Bouzy is another fine example of a troll dedicated to causing trouble for anyone who dares to speak out against the mendacious minx that is ‘MeGain.’ He is a troll of the very first order in spite of claiming to be a campaigner against such.Omid Scobie has been highlighted in ‘The Steeple Times’ for what he truly is on a number of occasions. He is anything but an honest journalist and instead blocks real ones such as Richard Eden because he cannot face the truth. That truth? That he simply a peddler of piffle and poison on behalf of a woman and her husband who’ve insulted the Queen and her family a little beyond too often.The ‘Finding Freedom’ author’s delight in the expulsion of a Welsh woman from YouTube is clear indication that he is nothing but a pathetic specimen worthy of sectioning to Siberia.The vitriolic nastiness of ‘Sussex Squaddies’ was clearly shown in a tweet by someone going by the nonsensical name of ‘Diana Queen of Hearts’ @BlueNextWaves this morning. They tweeted a remark that suggested they did not care that Sadie Quinlan is now in hospital after her supporters revealed news of such in the hours prior.
As birdbrained Sarah, Duchess of York goes on a moneymaking tour in America, this debtor to croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s tweet about her thoughts on “facts” come back to bite her in her not so regal arse
Sarah, Duchess of York is most certainly reliable; reliable to call a royal ruckus when one most definitely is not required.
With the ex-husband she lives with well and truly named and shamed over the fact that he’s had to pay circa £12 million to a lady he previously claimed to have never have met, one would have thought a PR peddler like James Henderson might have advised ‘Feckless Fergie’ to put a sock in it, but clearly he’s too terrified of the red-headed rotter to do such.
Instead, aside from embarking on a road trip across America peddling her tepid wares, Prince Andrew’s somewhat simple sidekick took to Twitter to share a quote attributed to HRH Crown Prince of Johor. It read: “We live in a world today that facts no longer matter. It’s all about a game of perception. That is very sad and scary.”
As of date, the mother of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie hasn’t followed up with a tweet about the fact that she took a loan from the since croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and never confirmed whether she repaid that. Unsurprisingly also, she hasn’t had a response yet from Virginia Roberts Giuffre confirming the fact that she clearly did have not-so-royal relations with the Duke of York at Ghislaine Maxwell’s Belgravia bonk pad on 10th March 2001.
The former Sarah Ferguson has taken advice from some pretty awful people over the years – amongst them (pictured) convicted sex trafficker and pension pot plunderer’s daughter, Ghislaine Maxwell, “Chanel-clad” pointy finger waver and “charity” tinbanger Catherine Meyer (now known as Baroness Meyer of Nine Elms in the London Borough of Wandsworth) and disgraced PR peddler and ex-Bell Pottinger head honcho James Henderson.Elsewhere, ‘New Idea’ reported: “Prince Andrew tells Fergie: ‘Be Quiet’” and quoted an unnamed source as saying: “Andrew doesn’t get on social media anymore – he had to delete his Duke of York accounts because of trolls – so it took a few hours for it to get back to him about what Fergie had posted. When he found out, he was furious… Not because he disagrees, but more because he knew it would awaken the beast of everyone talking about him. He wants her to get off social media too for a while, but there’s no way she’ll do it. She loves having a voice of her own on Twitter and Instagram and she’ll fight him on this one. Things have been pretty icy in the York household this weekend.”Sarah, Duchess of York is currently on a tinbanging tour in America and most in Britain would take the view: “America: You’re welcome to her, please don’t send her back.”
Of sex, her and goats: “One of the worst headlines said 82% [of the population] would rather sleep with a goat than Fergie. It’s never left me.”
Of the royal family: “They tried to put the little redhead in a cage.”
Of her life: “I have been in the gutter.”
Of food, family and dining: “As long as it is hot, wet and goes down the right way, it’s fine with me.”
“With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at Mach 2. Basta!”
“We all sit round the table and eat together. Andrew and I believe in total parent unity. We’re best friends.”
Of wanting to be a television star: “I would quite like to go on Dancing With The Stars. I would like somebody to teach me to tango. I do know the show and my children would be so proud of me.”
Of when she decided she wanted to bag a royal: “I met [Prince Andrew] when I was 12, and I said: ‘I’m going to marry him.’”
Of marriage, divorce and work: “I left my marriage knowing I’d have to work. I have.”
“I didn’t want a divorce, but had to because of circumstance.”
“I wish we’d never got divorced. He and I both wish we’d never divorced, but we did. I wish I could go back and be the bride again, but I can’t.”
Of her many, many mistakes: “I felt that I ostracised myself by my behaviour, by the past, by living with all the regrets of my mistakes, that I sort of wore a hair shirt and beat myself up most of the day thinking and regretting why did I make such a mistake. Why have I made so many mistakes?”
“You look at the devil in the face, which you do. Then you forgive, and you say: ‘OK, I’ve made almost a mistake that will never be forgotten,’ and forgive.”
“I was so out of control with desperation… I was looking for quick fixes in the places I wouldn’t normally look… I’ve been a huge, over-trusting, idiotic, stupid woman that went to look for the perfect situation, and that’s all I can say really.”
Could the Duchess of Sussex’s half-sister Samantha Markle prove to be her ultimate nemesis? ‘Yankee Wally’ Sadie Quinlan most definitely thinks so
Rightly described yesterday by the brilliantly batty Welsh warbler Sadie Quinlan (AKA ‘Yankee Wally’) as a “right fool,” the Duchess of Sussex may now finally meet the nemesis that is her half-sister Samantha in a court room.
Deservedly smacked in the arse with a lawsuit for £57,000 ($75,000, €69,000 or درهم275,000) by the 57-year-old author of The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister, Prince Harry’s wicked wastrel wife is being sued for defamation for allegedly making “false and malicious” statements during her March 2021 interview with Oprah Winfrey.
Headlined in a punchy fashion in TMZ as “SISTER CLAIMS LIES TO OPRAH, OTHERS… Her ‘Rags to Royalty’ Story is Total BS!!!!” with a matching “Megan Markle didn’t have the crappy childhood she wants the public to believe” to follow, Samantha Markle’s suit alleges her sibling’s comments about her have damaged sales of her autobiography, prevented her from getting jobs and caused emotional and mental distress.
Responding, Michael Kump, a lawyer for the Duchess of Sussex, told TMZ: “This baseless and absurd lawsuit is just a continuation of a pattern of disturbing behaviour. We will give it the minimum attention necessary, which is all it deserves.”
Of the amount sought, Quinlan – who last spoke with Samantha Markle some six weeks ago – stated: “It’s not enough… If it gets dirty between Meghan and Sam, it’s going to get very dirty because Sam has a lot more ammo up her sleeve. Meghan’s got nothing on Sam. We’re in a situation here where Sam’s the poor little church mouse whose got nothing to lose.”
Going further Quinlan added of PR peddling pillock Omid Scobie’sFinding Freedom: “Even know now we do know Meghan contributed vastly to it. She practically wrote it… Slap a lawsuit on Meghan. Fantastic. Sam’s got all the evidence.”
Elsewhere, Geo News commented on the responses to the case from “Meghan Markle’s fans” (otherwise known as ‘The Sussex Squad’) and claimed that one went as far as to claim: “Not today Samantha. Let’s finish with Ukraine first. C’mon now.”
The Welsh wonder that is Sadie Quinlan summed up the lawsuit perfectly in a 19:30-minute video shared on YouTube. Shared with her nigh on 50,000 subscribers, the summary has already been liked by 1,700 accounts and viewed over 8,900 times.A truly dysfunctional family – Meghan, Tyler, Thomas Sr, Thomas Jnr and Samantha.The Duchess of Sussex truly morphed into the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ for her interview with her and Sarah, the Duchess of York’s crony Oprah Winfrey in March last year.‘Yankee Wally’ fan @yankee_wally took to Twitter to claim: “Meghan Markle has become the new Heather Mills. It is not a compliment.” Spot on! Responses included: “I can’t stand Heather, but Meghan is worse” and “yes, they are both from the same mould.”Attempting to distract from the case, pointless prattler Omid Scobie – the leading media mouthpiece for the Duchess of Sussex – took to Twitter to announce: “Tonight I have made equal donations to six organisations responding to conflict and humanitarian crisis in Ukraine, Yemen, Libya, Syria and beyond. The lives of our brothers and sisters are at risk in every corner of the world – please remember them all.” He ought to be reminded that most people do their giving in a more private and far more dignified fashion.In choosing to be the chief tin banger for the ‘Sussex Squad,’ Scobie will go down in history only for one thing: Being on the wrong side of history. The public have seen through him and they’ve seen through the rotten royals who have done nothing but damage to the monarch, her first born son and Prince Harry’s elder sibling. Shame on him.
As Prince Andrew’s notches on the bedpost non-counter Michael Wynne-Parker talks of their “wild times” bedding birds, we suggest the randy royal might do better to silence his chirping chums including ‘Lady Herpes’ also
Stripped even of his honorary membership of the Royal Dornoch Golf Club in Sutherland in what was described as a “welcome move given that certain standards of behaviour are expected of members,” Prince Andrew has now been reduced to adding an unnamed “source who served with him in the Falklands War” and the controversial PR peddler Michael Wynne-Parker to his rotten roster of spinners as he tries to find a way to solve the problem of his having to pay circa £12 million ($16 million, €14.3 million or درهم59.1 million) to a woman he claimed to have never met.
Yesterday, in a feature by news reporter Patrick Hill titled “Prince Andrew ‘broken’ after legal settlement with sex accuser, old pal reveals” the Mirror reported that the Queen’s second son is in “low spirits” and is “down.”
Going further, the individual suggested that letting him remain a Vice Admiral would “cheer him up” and remarked: “If he wants to dress up once in a while in a naval uniform, then let him.”
“He was actually not a bad person when I knew him. He had a few entitlement issues but that is to be expected.”
“His reputation is in tatters, his public life is over. He is a walking embarrassment.”
“Frankly, my view is let him keep the rank of Vice Admiral. He served in the Royal Navy in the Falklands War and this was bestowed upon him by the Queen. It’s effectively the same as an honorary degree.”
“He hasn’t been convicted of anything. I have no idea whether he is guilty or innocent, so I think he has paid quite a heavy price.”
Fecklessly tattling further, the notably rambunctious Wynne-Parker made out that he and his promiscuous Pizza Express-loving chum liked to notch up numbers in the bedroom department in stating:
“In those days we were having almost nightly parties in Tramp or whatever. We were going to these clubs and there would be 20 beautiful girls. Have a dance with this one, have a dance with that one. And then you’d end up in bed with that one. I’m sorry to say you might not even remember that person – you know, even five years later.”
“Even if he had met [Virginia Roberts Giuffre] all those years ago, it’s very possible he completely forgot.”
“We were living in wild times in those days. Wild times.”
Asked also about why clearly the very randy royal brought up his “non-sweating” situation when interviewed, Wynne-Parker was more simple iand just noted: “I don’t know why he brought that up. He must regret that.”
Meanwhile elsewhere, showing herself yet again a birdbrained desperado, the noxious nuisance that is Lady Victoria Hervey – a woman rejected as a lover by both sexual gadabouts Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew – managed to get herself a few column inches in the MailOnline. In a feature by Latoya Gayle in which it was claimed the ‘aristoprat’ was contrastingly “in good spirits,” it was noted that the pointless prattler had “wrongly accused [Virginia Roberts Giuffre] of lying” and “even contradicted herself.”
Adding to the evidence against the disaster area nicknamed ‘Lady Herpes,’ Gayle cuttingly concluded: “It appears Lady Victoria is mistaken with her dates.” Perhaps it’s now time for this particular harridan to sign-up on Tinder.
Pictured top – A woman furiously thumping on the window of a somewhat astonished looking Prince Andrew in Windsor (left) and his tub-thumping bestie Michael Wynne-Parker enjoying “wild times” with a whisky (right).
The Duke of York (pictured guffawing with the equally greedy “Chanel-clad” grabber Baroness Meyer) has previously made no secret of his dislike for the media and has been known even to suggested he disliked “those ***** journalists who poke their noses everywhere.”Speaking in an episode of ‘True Royalty’s’ ‘The Royal Beat’ the ‘Mirror’s’ royal editor Russell Myers remarked: “Speaking to friends of his this week – they say he still feels he has a lot to offer public life again. I still believe that he is the only person on the planet that believes that [apart from] possibly Fergie and possibly the Queen. He is only 61, but it is impossible to see how he could have any future.”Reduced increasingly in the circle of friends he can rely upon, the Duke of York and his batshit bonkers live-in ex-wife have been reduced to inviting even the coffin dodger Bernie Ecclestone round to Royal Lodge, Windsor. Whether the ancient skinflint takes a Sloppy Giuseppe or two from Pizza Express for such nights-in remains unknown.“Right snob” for no good reason Lady Victoria Hervey continues to try to live off the nonsense she peddles about THAT notorious photograph supposedly taken by Jeffrey Epstein on 10th March 2001 at 44 Kinnerton Street, Belgravia home of the royal, Virginia Roberts and Ghislaine Maxwell. Pictured in Los Angeles, California looking decidedly dog-earred, this trashy desperado has now been shown to no utterly nothing about truth about this or frankly any other matter.Teetotal Prince Andrew continues to be deservedly mocked online. This national laughing stock should now just fade into the shadows, but clearly that’s not on this notoriously pompous pillock’s agenda.
Party pest and piffle peddling pillock Lady Victoria Hervey vanishes from Twitter; the mouthy moron likes to criticise others, yet clearly can’t take criticism herself
First, earlier this month, in spite of having more front than Harrods and a mouth larger than Russia, prattling pillock and daughter of a convicted thief Lady Victoria Hervey blocked The Steeple Times on Twitter.
Clearly incapable of taking criticism on the chin, in spite of happily taking media money to peddle piffle about Prince Andrew and Virginia Giuffre, cowardy custard Lady Victoria has now gone further and closed down her Twitter account completely. She did so after being confronted by The Mail on Sunday’s Charlotte Griffiths about her pestering the crusading author of Ghislaine Maxwell: An Unauthorized Biography Kirby Sommers on the social media platform.
Responding to a request from Griffiths about why she had contacted Sommers “seeking dirt” on Virginia Giuffre, ‘Lady Herpes’ abruptly answered: “Mistook her for someone else. I never use Twitter. Had an intern do it, hence all the typos. I don’t write like that.” Now, Vicky dear: Please try pulling the other one; next!
Lady Victoria Hervey blocked ‘The Steeple Times’ account and that of Matthew Steeples on Twitter also in early February 2022. If asked, she’d probably claim that she got her no doubt unpaid intern to have done that for her too.By Sunday 20th February, the @Thebritishladyv Twitter account appeared with the message: “This account doesn’t exist.” No doubt the aristoprat capable of leaving a trail of debts amounting to £350,000 when her Knightsbridge knicker flogging boutique went under, got her intern – if he or she actually exists – to do the closing down for her.
On 14th February, Kirby Sommers shared the begging letter sent to her by Lady Victoria Hervey on her Twitter feed. In it, the birdbrained blonde asked: “Wondering if you have any diet [sic] for me on Maria or Viginia.” She clearly meant “dirt,” but yet again illustrated that she most definitely should never enter a spelling bee contest.Elsewhere on Instagram (a technological medium she seems capable of using herself apparently), illustrating that she remains in cahoots with Ghislaine Maxwell’s PR team the lover of threesomes included a link to Jay Beecher’s TheMaxwellFiles.com – a website filled with utter gibberish about the case against ‘The Bouncing Czech’s’ deviant daughter. She also referenced a story from ‘The Mail on Sunday’ by Sharon Churcher – the journalist who first revealed the picture of Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell and Virginia Roberts to the world in February 2011 – and aside from suggesting “[she’s] lucky it’s 2022 or she would be hung for TREASON” added: “These people are the bottom feeder gutter rats.”In other Instagram story posts, the “toff you’ll never see on ‘Mastermind’” demanded that Ghislaine Maxwell be released “until her new trial date” and claimed that the mucky madam sex trafficker “isn’t safe” in the Metropolitan Detention Center. The one-time lover of both Prince Andrew allegedly and Jeffrey Epstein definitely awaits sentencing on 28th June 2022 and aside from being monitored continually, has the luxury of a floor of the prison to herself and all sorts of privileges. The only thing this wicked criminal hasn’t got is Krug on tap. Diddums.In June 2020, further illustrating the vileness of her tongue, Lady Victoria – who has been known also to come out with clangers including “I’m not stupid. I’m not a dumb model” and “[I aim to become] the next Kate Winslet – but with class” – was deservedly lambasted after she attacked the Black Lives Movement in spite of her own ancestors having been abolitionists. After ‘The Steeple Times’ first and the ‘Mail on Sunday’ subsequently named and shamed her, she deleted her clearly highly offensive Intagram post, but it remains clear that she still doesn’t realise what an utter berk she truly is.
In telling companies to give their workers time to meditate when they should be working, Prince Harry shows himself as nothing but a delusional drip
Summed up most accurately on Twitter by one Andrew Mander – who responded: “As spoken by a chap with no actual idea what daily work actually means” – work-shy woke Prince Harry has quite deservedly come under fire after yet again patronising the very public he ran away from when he claimed him and his wife wanted “privacy.”
Filmed at his vast £10.3 million ($14 million, €12.2 million or درهم51.4 million) mansion in California, no doubt with money minded ‘Meddling MeGain’ directing his every word in the background, the Duke of Sussex this time decided to offer up gobbledygook about “me time,” “experience burnout” and meditation in the work place. He did so on behalf of the BetterUp “empowerment” startup – a company which pays him a most likely top whack salary, figure unknown.
Proving himself blindly unable to understand the fact that companies employ individuals to do a task that is actually called “work” and that this “work” involves doing some actual “work,” this somewhat intellectually challenged and very privileged brat told firms to “give everyone time to focus on themselves.” Of his own “work” – of which no one else seems to know what that involves – the attention seeker pathetically bleated:
“I experienced burn out and getting to the very end of everything I had. Any fuel I had in the engine, it was like, boom.”
“I know how my nervous system is going to react to things out of my control. [I think]: ‘What do I have in my toolbox?’ What do I have available?”
Going further without explaining that him and his brass necked wife are simply actually doing all they can to shamelessly rake in as much wonga as possible without doing diddly squat since their supposedly permanent move Stateside, the non-expert about anything renegade royal concluded to anyone prepared to listen:
“Mental fitness is the pinnacle… I know that I need to meditate every day… Put it [into your daily routine] like brushing your teeth every morning… As I said at the beginning, everyone has such busy days, if you have 15 minutes of white space… I allot half an hour or 45 minutes in the morning when one kid has gone to school and the other is having a nap, there’s a break in our program… I hope everybody is able to do that.”
Those with a genuine understanding of mental health, such as perhaps the late Dr Anthony Clare – Britain’s best-known psychiatrist – certainly would have been anything but impressed by this moronic mouthpiece’s musings and nor were the public. “Absolutely insufferable, his mom must be spinning in her grave” stated one of this total drip; another added: “He’s really lost it now. HazBeen. Does he need professional help? Yes, from a lawyer to get a divorce.” Next!
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DELUSIONAL DRIP PRINCE HARRY’S MORONIC MANTRA
AIM FOR THE PINNACLE OF MENTAL FITNESS:
“Mental fitness is the pinnacle, it’s what you’re aiming for. The road towards that can be really bumpy… it’s called inner ‘work’ for a reason.’ “
INNER WORK:
“With everything else around you, the only way you can combat [burnout] and build resilience for the outside world and your entire environment is the inner work… Outer work becomes so much easier when you get to grips with the inner work… If everybody [had time] to do [inner work], the shift in global consciousness and awareness would be enormous, it would be vast.”
DAILY MEDITATION:
“I know that I need to meditate every day… Put it [into your daily routine] like brushing your teeth every morning… You need to put it into your day diary as a habit otherwise it’s the first thing that drops away from your busy day.”
DAILY ME TIME:
“I have now put in about half an hour, 45 minutes in the morning when one kid has gone to school and the other is having a nap, there’s a break in our program. It’s like, right, it’s either for a workout, take the dog for a walk, get out in nature, maybe meditate. I would hope that everybody would be able to do that.”
LISTEN TO LESSONS FROM THE UNIVERSE:
“Life is about learning and if you’re in your 20s, your 30s, your 40s, and even your 50s and you think you’ve got it sorted then bad stuff is going to happen. But when bad thing happen I think, there’s a lesson here, I’m being schooled by the universe, there is something for me to learn.”
TURN NEGATIVES INTO POSITIVES:
“Every single bad thing – or the things you perceive to be bad – that happen actually can be good.”
SURROUND YOURSELF WITH MENTAL COACHES:
“You need to have someone there who is not only coaching you through life but challenging your perspective. That’s what I ask [my mental coach] for on a weekly basis… Professional help, friends, family, anyone can help you in that coaching process [and give you] the ability to be able to find somebody else to throw ideas off or feelings or thoughts.”
WIPE YOUR MENTAL WINDSCREEN:
“Have different points of views in your life and friends who will not worry about pushing back on things you say or feel to be able to encourage you to be able to see it more clearly. I view that as trying to surround myself with people who will happily wash [my mental] windscreen and clear those filters… There is an endless filter system of what you think is happening.”
CREATE A MENTAL TOOL BOX:
“I know how my nervous system is going to react to certain situations that are out of my control, [so I think], what have I got in my tool box? What tools can help me deal with this?”
HONE YOUR MENTAL SUPERPOWER:
“Life is about discovery. In that discovery you are going to find things that you don’t like, you’re going to find things that make you uncomfortable, that are constantly pushing back on you but as you work your way around those things, all of a sudden the stresses, the chaos, and all of the things that were working against you in your life, be it private life, be it work life… all of the things getting in your way either fall away or you visualise them and are able to turn a negative into a positive and therefore make those things work for you. It almost feels like a superpower.”
Dumber than dumb non-entity Lady Victoria Hervey morphs from ‘TwIt Girl’ to ‘InstaIdiot’ in a series of Instagram posts about her mucky madam mate Ghislaine Maxwell; she charmingly labels one victim she doesn’t even know a “complete whore” and another she claims to actually know a “drug addict slut and a f*ck up”
True to her predictably pathetic form, in a series of messages and stories on Instagram, pompous prattling pillock Lady Victoria Hervey has gone and stuck her cloven hooves in the proverbial yet again. Here, today, we present a supposedly aristocratic woman who mocks victims as “money hungry” whilst shamelessly taking wonga for media interviews herself.
Exposed by the journalist Lisa Tait of The Prince & The Pervert podcast on Twitter on Sunday, 45-year-old Lady Victoria – a wack job woman who has been on every news channel known to humanity banging on about Ghislaine Maxwell’s case in spite of not even having been called as a witness in that case and having previously claimed not to have even seen her so-called “friend” since 2018 – made herself out to be some kind of expert on the December conviction. Frankly, anyone rational realises this former bit of “toff totty” would have been about as much use giving evidence in that New York courtroom as a chocolate teapot.
Indulging in totally uncalled for and utterly vulgarly styled victim shaming, ‘Lady Herpes’ announced that she “could not do with the sob stories” and suggested that though she is of the view that “Ghislaine is obviously not a saint,” the victims themselves number a “complete whore” (whom she claims not to actually know) and a “total money hungry drug addict slut and a f*ck up” (whom she does claim to actually know).
Previously herself branded “unpleasant” and “a right snob” by the by contrast lovely and sadly late Tara Palmer Tomkinson, when realising she wouldn’t be winning any argument with the clearly intelligent Ms Tait, Lady Victoria – who also believes “charming, very well-liked guy” Jeffrey Epstein rejected her because she “was too old” (even he likely actually just couldn’t stand her) – then helpfully concluded: “I am so over this.” She then chucked the remainder of her toys out of her pram; whether that included one of ‘Grubby Ghislaine’s’ dinner party dildos remains unknown.
Mouthy moron Lady Victoria Hervey with the since convicted sex trafficker and abuser Ghislaine Maxwell and a handbag designer named Shizue Nobuta at a party hosted by Tamara Beckwith in Hollywood, California on 25th February 2004. In a documentary in June 2021, Lady Victoria claimed the pension pot plunderer’s decidedly deviant daughter liked to get more personal at dinner parties and would “demonstrate how to give a blowjob” to girls present, herself included.
‘InstaIdiot’ Lady Victoria Hervey’s Instagram Stories
Here are just a few of this noxious nitwit’s Instagram posts and missives – complete with her (unedited by us) appalling grammar, punctuation and spelling. They clearly illustrate that this wastrel woman’s aristocratic family didn’t bother to provide her with access to an exactly stellar education and amongst them are:
“This was about to go Live on Lorraine last week. Please can someone let me know what the age of consent is in the UK. I thought it’s 17. Some of these stories sound like a case study of Regret turning into Revenge. This story has been so blown out of proportion. Or has it. Nobody knows.”
“People are literally murdering people in LA and getting out of jail. It’s a real life gotham city blood bath. I know Ghislaine is obviously not a saint and should pay back the trauma caused to her ‘victims’ but lifetime in jail for touching a girls tit 20 years ago and taking them on yacht, private jet and shopping trips. Come on. This has become a witch hunt. Thoughts on this? What does she deserve?”
“And while I’m here I may as well let out some other thoughts. That Virginia Roberts is a complete whore. She was no innocent girl. At 15 she ended up in hospital with alcohol poisoning. She’s just a ghetto opportunist whose seriously mixed up. I really genuinely wanted to feel bad for these girls but the trial gave us nothing.”
“And yes drinking yourself into hospital doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a whore but it shows how mentally unstable you are.”
“I just can’t with the sob stories. Virginia was a classified train wreck. She wanted to go on those trips. In fact she’d do anything to be invited. During the recent trial her friend said she texted her after prince andrew and was boasting about it. Money hungry girls like her do not help the real people going through human trafficking.”
“You cannot compare Virginia to the character in my friends movie totally different girl was literally kept in a cage. Virginia was living the high life. I’m so sick of these me too girls cashing in and ruining it for the girls that really do need help and are desperate that are being killed and tortured.”
“Basically you cannot question a victim in today’s climate. So even though Virginia was of age and clearly became a co conspirator herself, we in the public are not allowed to question her or her motives.”
“Would she be suing these people if they were broke and molesting her in a trailer park? Which by the sounds of things she was dropping her knickers in al sorts of places. I also knew one of the other ‘victims’ who was also a total money hungry drug addict slut and a f*ck up. I’m so over this.”
Bird brained Lady Victoria – whose Motcomb Street, Belgravia shop closed with estimated debts of £350,000 in 2001 – has recently been sharing Instagram stories in which she calls Virginia Roberts Giuffre a “complete whore” and suggested she was “dropping her knickers in all sorts of places.”In a comment on another post, the late 6th Marquess of Bristol’s daughter predictably misjudged the importance of what is quite possibly the most significant sex trafficking scandal in decades given it involves, amongst others, three Presidents of the United States and the Queen’s “favourite” son and declared: “This story has been blown out of proportion… People are literally murdering people in LA and getting out of jail. It’s a real life Gotham City blood bath.” In response, one is simply left asking: “What planet is this washed-up wastrel on?” and wondering: “Is she on acid?”Lady Victoria hasn’t exactly shown herself to be up there on the rational scale whilst using Instagram. In one previous post, she banged on about filtering out “good versus evil” and “The Cabal” and claimed that Hollywood – where she lives is known for having threesomes and party crashing – is “like a bunch of mk ultra zombies [sic] walking around” and full of “dark satanic cults.” If that was actually true, it would be the perfect place for her.
What Do Social Media Users Make Of ‘InstaIdiot’ Lady Victoria Hervey?
Twitter users really do truly dislike the ultimate ‘TwIt Girl’ and of her in recent days comments have unsurprisingly included:
“Scurvy Hervey.”
“You’ll never see Lady Victoria on Mastermind.”
“Lady Victoria Hervey – A horse faced bint that makes me feel happy to have been born a mongrel without privilege.”
“Lady Victoria sounds like anything but a lady… Sounds more like a slag.”
“She’s been cocked more times than John Wayne’s gun.”
“How much publicity and TV time has ol’ Lady Victoria Hervey had out of this whole Ghislaine Maxwell sh*t? She’s swiftly becoming the new Paul Burrell.”
“Lady Victoria Hervey has been close to Ghislaine and Epstein, Ghislaine’s business partner Jemma Kidd, Prince Andrew and Flavio Briatore.”
“She is embarrassing herself with her bile and viciousness.”
“Has she any moral or ethical fibre in her body?”
“Unbelievable. Honestly, I can’t believe how much entitlement breeds stupidity and ignorance.”
“May I present Lady Victoria, friend of Ghislaine Maxwell and Prince Andrew. Apologist as well… Look how she spoke about a CHILD. This why survivors rarely come forward.”
“Lady Victoria Hervey… Normalised Jeffrey and Ghislaine’s network of girls and young women.”
“She’s a dickhead. Lady Victoria, friend of Ghislaine Maxwell. Apparently, Maxwell just touched a tit. Oh really, truly.”
“Lady Victoria Hervey… Sounds like a complete idiot implying that all men have impulses they cannot control FFS.”
“What a thoroughly disgusting Knightsbridge piece of trash. What a gutter-snipe. Drag a lump of cocaine through Harvey Nichols and you never knew what you’ll find.”
“She’s vile… Like perhaps Lady H needs to be looked into more. She clearly sounds like she knows ‘exactly’ what has [been] happening enough to make vile disgusting judgments.”
“Did you ever see Lady Victoria Hervey dashing in and out of the palace while she was dating Andrew? She has some very strident views.”
“She called Ghislaine Maxwell ‘scapegoat’ and the photo of Andrew and his victim ‘stupid.’ How out of touch with reality is she?”
“Tara Palmer Tomkinson was a nice girl and she had this numpty’s number.”
“It’s very simple. Lady Victoria is very, very, VERY thick.”
“Dear Lady Victoria Hervey – You’ve been skint for years, you use your title to bum around the world as a ‘guest.’”
Lady Victoria claims to have dated Prince Andrew in 1999, but according to ‘The Sun,’ quite predictably, “romance failed to blossom.” Twenty years later, attempting to cash in on her decidedly brief encounter, this tedious twerp went on ‘Good Morning Britain’ and tried to defend the royal. As was to be expected, she didn’t exactly excel in that role either.
As a former Buckingham Palace employee reveals that “spoilt” Prince Andrew made her run up four flights of stairs to shut his curtains whilst he sat next to them, we suggest it’s now curtains for him
Yesterday, a former Buckingham Palace maid named Charlotte Briggs told The Sun of her former boss Prince Andrew: “This man fought for his country in the Falklands, but couldn’t stand up to close his own curtains. It was utterly ridiculous, but spoke volumes.”
Continuing of a man who made her run up four flights of stairs to close curtains he was actually himself sat next to, Briggs added:
“I’d been there six months when the job to become Andrew’s maid came up. He’d moved back to the Palace after his divorce from Fergie.”
“Nobody wanted the job because of his reputation for tantrums and sweary outbursts. It didn’t put me off. I thought: ‘Sod it, I’m going to go for it.’ I’d moved down from Yorkshire to Buckingham Palace and wanted to take on the challenge, to look after the royals.”
“The first few months I hadn’t seen many royals. Most of my time was spent focusing on offices. I’d seen Edward on my first day. He opened the door for me to empty some bins and was lovely. But this was my opportunity to do what I’d come to London to do.”
“I’d not been there long – not long enough to look after a royal – but I thought I’m going to do it and I got the job.”
“Really you weren’t actually meant to be seen, you’d just sneak in and do stuff. But he was a bit lazy and he would call down from his office and say: ‘Can you send the maid to shut the curtains.’ They were literally behind him and massive – from floor to ceiling and as high as a house. But he refused to get up and close them himself.”
“I’d have to get on my evening dress, run up four flights of stairs and he’d be sitting there at his desk right next to them.”
“One night I’d done it all, I walked back into the corridor and he came out screaming: ‘Can’t you f***ing do anything right?’ I’d left a little gap where they met but they were extremely heavy.”
“I was thinking: ‘You want to shut your own curtains,’ but you can’t say anything. You have to absorb it. It was awful and he brought me to tears. I was only 21 and had little life experience.”
“In Yorkshire if a lad were to come home and insist on someone else drawing blinds he’d get a clip round the ear. He wouldn’t get away with that up here. That’s what folk do. They stand on their own two feet and get on with it.
“I was a young woman, much smaller than him, and I hadn’t served in the Navy. Yet, he sat at his desk and insisted on someone else pulling his curtains. I’d be embarrassed.”
“I’d looked after ladies-in-waiting and they’d just do things by themselves. They were lovely. But Andrew was extremely demanding. Everything had to be immaculate and he threw his weight around. I often tried to hide.”
“I’d see him come out and hide behind the curtains and think: ‘Right, he’s gone.’”
“I used to call him Sir, but not Your Royal Highness. I didn’t think he deserved it. He ruined my time at the Palace and made it miserable.”
“The others were lovely. Charles and Edward, especially. They weren’t anything like Andrew.”
“I bumped into the Duke of Edinburgh in the corridor and he was so nice and gentlemanly. I was even hugged by Nelson Mandela. Andrew was a world away from him. You couldn’t get a bigger contrast.”
“Nelson Mandela appreciated everything he had and never underestimated the huge responsibility he had as a human being. Andrew was just entitled. Everyone knew he was horrible. I’ve worked with all the other royals and they are really nice.”
“Prince Andrew was my main guy but I also worked at Sandringham for Prince Charles just before Princess Diana died. Charles was so nice and caring. He showed empathy and kindness.”
“But Andrew was just arrogant and it’s a shame because it probably ruined my experience. Maybe if I hadn’t worked for him I would have stayed longer working for the royals. If I had worked for another one, like Charles or Edward, I think I would have enjoyed it much more.”
The Duke of York has quite rightly been called out by Charlotte Briggs over his arrogant antics. The only curtain this rotten royal needs to see next is the one that closes on him forever.Prince Andrew preferred “playing” with now convicted sexual abuser Ghislaine Maxwell and alleged abuser also Kevin Spacey whilst hanging out at Buckingham Palace to being respectful to the household’s staff. His arrogance ultimately is this berk’s downfall.Now, being unwelcome virtually anywhere, the Duke of York and his live-in ex-wife perhaps might learn the simple art of closing their very own curtains. It might keep then entertained when they’re not engaging in toesucking or having ‘The Grinch’ Bernie Ecclestone round for a Sloppy Giuseppe.
“I could have worse tags than ‘Airmiles Andy’ – although I don’t know what they are.”
“People say to me: ‘Would you like to swap your life with me for 24 hours? Your life must be very strange.’ But, of course, I have not experienced any other life. It’s not strange to me.”
“There’s a slight problem with the sweating because I have a peculiar medical condition which is that I don’t sweat or I didn’t sweat at the time and that was… was it… yes, I didn’t sweat at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenalin in the Falkland’s War when I was shot at and I simply… it was almost impossible for me to sweat. And it’s only because I have done a number of things in the recent past that I am starting to be able to do that again. So, I’m afraid to say that there’s a medical condition that says that I didn’t do it so therefore…”
“We can’t be certain as to whether or not that’s my hand on her whatever it is, left… left side … [of the photograph with Virginia Roberts] Nobody can prove whether or not that photograph has been doctored but I don’t recollect that photograph ever being taken.”
“I went [to Jeffrey Epstein’s house] with the sole purpose of saying to him that because he had been convicted, it was inappropriate for us to be seen together. And I had a number of people counsel me in both directions, either to go and see him or not to go and see him and I took the judgement call that because this was serious and I felt that doing it over the telephone was the chicken’s way of doing it. I had to go and see him and talk to him.”
“[Jeffrey Epstein’s house] was a convenient place to stay. I mean I’ve gone through this in my mind so many times. At the end of the day, with a benefit of all the hindsight that one can have, it was definitely the wrong thing to do. But at the time I felt it was the honourable and right thing to do and I admit fully that my judgment was probably coloured by my tendency to be too honourable but that’s just the way it is.”
“I’ve always been told I was extremely well behaved as a kid.”
“If you’re a man it is a positive act to have sex with somebody. You have to … take some sort of positive action and so therefore if you try to forget it’s very difficult to try and forget a positive action and I do not remember anything.”
“It’s slightly complicated for people to grasp the idea of a head of state in human form.”
And finally, stating the bloody obvious: “Today is reality. Yesterday is history.”
