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His Highness Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum (حمدان بن محمد بن راشد آل مكتوم, AKA “Fazza” or “فزاع)

His Highness Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum (حمدان بن محمد بن راشد آل مكتوم, AKA “Fazza” or “فزاع)The second son of His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Vice-President and Prime Minister of the UAE and Ruler of Dubai, His Highness Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid bin Said bin Maktoum bin Butti Al Maktoum was educated at Sandhurst and the London School of Economics. A talented horseman, Sheikh Hamdan writes poetry under the name “Faz’za” and is said to also enjoy skydiving, cars and camels. He has over 1.1 million followers on Twitter.

 

 

6 COMMENTS

    • ‘Swoon”! What a fatuous old thing you are. The guy is a member of one of the most repressive of famiies and is doubtless into hookers-not old women.
      I love the way all these basic desert tribes gives themselves royal titles!
      And there is something vaguely horrendous about old trouts like Mrs M getting excited about young Arabs.
      Go and have a cold bath and calm down…..

  1. The only Arabs I like are those from Jordan. The others are a bloody pest with backward ways.
    Knightsbridge has been totally ruined by Arabs.

  2. Oh Mr Wayde you are so predictable. I’ve noticed that you like to be rude and abusive,especially to women. It is a trait that is cowardly and most unattractive and usually masks many deep seated emotional issues. Maybe you are ‘under the thumb’ of your significant other and choose this forum to flex your masculinity as it were. May I suggest anger management or a crash course in manners and social skills perhaps?

  3. I tried an anger management course and ended up murdering the course ‘facilitator’- an appalling American woman who wanted us all to get in touch with our inner feelings….I did and that is why she is no more!

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