Tuesday, January 25, 2022

It’s A Wrap – Donald Trump

That Donald Trump’s family has been reduced to flogging gift wrapping paper featuring the 45th POTUS’s face takes tackiness to a new level

When he’s not wishing Ghislaine Maxwell well, it seems Donald Trump is keeping busy with the help of his son, Donald Jr., flogging “Trump gift wrapping paper.”

 

Priced at a somewhat punchy £26 ($35, €31 or درهم129) per roll, Donald Jr. suggests of the tat: “This is a must I know they’ll sell out fast, so hurry before they’re gone.” He goes on to add that “top Trump patriots” are being given “priority access” to purchase before he “opens up orders to everyone.”

 

Alternatively this Christmas, OnBuy.com are offering two rolls of Donald Trump bog roll for £15.84 ($21.02, €18.57 or درهم77.19) – a veritable bargain and definitely a more apt of ‘The Donald’s’ rather shitty presidency.

 

Previously, during their time at the White House, the 45th POTUS’s potty-mouthed wife Melania was slammed for her taste in Christmas decorations and was caught saying: ““I’m working … my a** off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f*** about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? And then I do it, and I say I’m working on Christmas and planning for Christmas and they say, ‘What about the children that are separated?’ Give me a f***ing break.” Perhaps she’s the one whose mouth needs wrapping up.

 

 

Jill Biden Christmas decorations Instagram Donald Trump Jr
Elsewhere last week, Donald Trump Jr. took to Instagram to have a pop at Jill Biden’s Christmas decorations. Dimwitted ‘Donnie Jr.’ shared a picture of this year’s White House decorations and told his 5.4 million followers: “Anyone who ever criticized Melania’s Christmas decorations needs to apologise now… If we lower our expectations any further we’re going to turn into an S-hole country.” He later added: “And it’s going to get worse folks.” Perhaps he needs his mouth wrapping up also.
Donald Trump Jr. with Kimberly Guilfoyle and Larysa Switlyk
It must be remembered that this vile brat, like his cretinous chum Larysa Switylk, likes to go around massacring elephants. Shame on him.
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.
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  1. I knew something was missing for Christmas Matthew, Boris wrapping paper: Put a bit of string through the top corner and hang it in the little room – perfick: Bon Noel.

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