Current affairs
World Current Affairs – The Steele Times
Amanda Awakens – Amanda Eliasch on Ukraine
In her latest feature discussion shared on YouTube, Amanda Eliasch sparks debate about Ukraine and ignites passion and fury from eternally eccentric Philip Sallon and anything but bashful Brexiteer Alice Grant.
P**s & Orf – Shame On P&O and Shame On Natalie Elphicke MP
As P&O is rightly slammed for its reprehensible Zoom sacking, ‘The Steeple Times’ interviews a sacked employee and joins those shouting “shame on you” at pain-in-the arse Natalie Elphicke MP.
Finally, Justice For Martine Vik Magnussen?
With the arrest of a 60-year-old woman, will the fugitive son of a billionaire alleged killer of Martine Vik Magnussen finally be brought back to Britain to face justice?
Review – Bloody Difficult Women
Matthew Steeples reviews ‘Bloody Difficult Women’ – a play about Brexit, Theresa May, Gina Miller and struggle and sacrifice– and finds it relevant as we face the ongoing fallout from Britain’s decision to leave the EU and as Putin’s tanks roll into Ukraine.
Carrie On Up (The) Ukraine – Carrie Johnson & Russia
Matthew Steeples revisits the Prime Minister’s wife Carrie Johnson’s curious links to Russians, sexual exposes and hoaxers and suggests she’s definitely also living in a ‘Carry On Up (The) Ukraine’ style.
Putin’s Poisonous Prattlers – British Putin Apologists
As President Putin invades Ukraine, we highlight some of the worst apologists for Russia in Britain and what they’ve had to say about this tyrant and his rotten regime – amongst them Arron Banks, Bernie Ecclestone and Nigel Farage.
Vexatious Vicky, Dangerous Dan & Deranged Dershowitz
In giving “right snob” Lady Victoria Hervey airtime “deeply unpleasant” peddler of poison Dan Wootton brought new shame on GB News; elsewhere deranged “Devil’s Advocate” Alan Dershowitz’s rant about acknowledged victim of sex trafficking Virginia Giuffre just proves he’s onto yet another sticky wicket.
So, Prince Andrew, You’ve Been Publicly Shamed
As Prince Andrew becomes an ideal case study for Jon Ronson’s ‘So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed’ after his £12 million settlement with Virginia Giuffre, we ask: “Where next for this non-sweater and his spendaholic live-in ex-wife?”
Windbag Writer Defends Windbag Ball & Cat Kicker
“Very unkind” windbag writer Rachel Johnson, a sympathiser of convicted mucky madam sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell, offers sympathies windbag ball and cat kicker Kurt Zouma.
Emperor Misinformation – “Let Them Eat Cheese”
Nikolay Kalinin on Boris Johnson’s refusal to apologise for the slur on Sir Keir Starmer about the paedophile Sir Jimmy Savile and his “let them eat cheese” attitude towards the public.
Carrie Antoinette, The Cardinal & The Binned Abba Dancing Spad
Whilst Cardinal (John) Henry Newman got made a saint, Carrie Johnson’s Abba dancing buddy Henry Newman has been binned and turfed out with the rubbish.
Called Out ‘Court Of Carrie’ Crashes
As Lord Ashcroft sticks the knife into feckless ‘first lady’ Carrie Johnson, this deservedly called out power crazy spendaholic’s regime comes crashing down.
Word of the Week 2022 – Psittacism & Partygate
‘Psittacism’ is a word that perfectly sums up Boris Johnson’s government spineless repetitions telling the public to wait for the conclusions of the Met Police’s investigation into ‘Partygate.’
Carrie NOT On Regardless – Is The PM’s Wife About To Be Thrown Under The Bus?
Is overindulged prig Carrie Johnson about to be thrown under the bus along with her Abba loving groupies Henry Newman and Josh Grimstone? Is this the end of the road for ‘Carrie On Regardless’?
Who Exactly Does The Metropolitan Police Work For, Ma’am?
Led By Donkeys does it again with a “Who Exactly Does The Metropolitan Police Work For, Ma’am?” video meme that suggests Dame Cressida Dick works for Downing Street rather than British citizens.
Moron of the Moment 2022 – The Rt. Hon. Nadine Dorries MP
Tory twerp and gormless government minister The Rt. Hon. Nadine Dorries MP brings shame on the Tories through her irresponsible tweeting.
Nationalistic Nonsense – National Anthem & GB News
Failing GB News’ attempt at becoming more patriotic by playing the National Anthem daily gets slated; dimwit Darren Grimes, of course, had to weigh in.
Flipping Randy Andy’s Bathtub Bonk Pad
WORLD EXCLUSIVE – Ghislaine Maxwell’s Belgravia bonk pad – where Prince Andrew allegedly shockingly had it off with Virginia Roberts in the bath in 2001 – is relisted for £2.6 million just months after it sold for £1.75 million in April 2021; we share the first ever seen photos of that famous tub and ask: “Does its presence add value?”
What, first, Peter Mandelson, was it that attracted you to the multi-millionaire Jeffrey Epstein?
After ‘The Sun’ published a previously unseen photograph of pompous ‘Prince of Darkness’ Peter Mandelson at a birthday bash for croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein in Paris, it is time for Sir Keir Starmer to respond to the petition calling for the peer’s suspension from Labour whilst an investigation is carried out.
Beecher ‘Barks’ (Well, Actually ‘Whimpers’) Back
Mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s wannabe mouthpiece Jay Beecher barks, well whimpers, to ‘The Steeple Times’ on behalf of the convicted criminal sex offender.
Dame Cressida Dick – Four Lives & Nine Lives
The BBC’s ‘Four Lives’ – a drama based on the serial killer Stephen Port – provides further illustration of the incompetence of the Metropolitan Police; it is time for wholesale reform and for cat-like Dame Cressida Dick’s nine lives to end.
Murky Maxwell, Vexatious Vine, & Rabid Rachel
Matthew Steeples calls out those who’ve tried to excuse convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell – most especially ‘journalists’ Sarah Vine and Rachel Johnson – and lauds those who’ve joined him in demanding the mucky madam no longer be called a “socialite.”
6pm Ghislaine
Jury in alleged mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell trial asked to consider deliberating until 6pm – one hour later than usual; probably because Judge Alison J. Nathan is ready to get on with her next chapter in her life courtesy of President Joe Biden.
The Met & Maxwell – The Cressida Dick & Ghislaine Maxwell Connection
As ‘The Sun’ hints that she was a madam in London in the 2000s, we ask why wasn’t the 1994 Met Police investigation into what went on with high-class hookers at Ghislaine Maxwell’s South Kensington Mews house not taken further?
Ghislaine Nags Nathan
After a row between Ghislaine Maxwell and her legal team in court on Thursday, the mucky madam decided not to testify; she also failed to get the eccentric owner of The Nags Head pub across the pond from Belgravia, London in time to support her.
The Power Play of Maxwell & Nathan
As “monster mover” Ghislaine Maxwell claims to be too frail to testify at her trial and gets a rejection over having her witnesses testify under pseudonyms, the judge in the case pops off to Washington to plan her own future after a nomination from President Biden; a true power play is now underway.
Ditch Dodgy Dick
Incompetent and “obstructive” Dame Cressida Dick needs to be ditched by the Metropolitan Police after murder victim Daniel Morgan’s family drags her into a civil case.
Was Jeffrey Epstein Murdered?
Ian Maxwell’s ramblings on ‘The Spectator’s’ ‘Americano’ podcast are nothing but nonsensical, though his sister may have a point in suggesting Jeffrey Epstein could have been murdered.
It’s A Wrap – Donald Trump
That Donald Trump’s family has been reduced to flogging gift wrapping paper featuring the 45th POTUS’s face takes tackiness to a new level.
A Pair of Privileged Pillocks – Lord Rothermere and Lady Victoria Hervey
As Lord Rothermere shows desperation in his bid to take the Daily Mail and General Trust private, he trips up by giving promotional pages to privileged pillocks like Lady Victoria Hervey.
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Day Of Destiny
As Ghislaine Maxwell faces her day of destiny at the ‘trial of the century,’ her brother ridiculously claims their pension robbing father’s “reputation was trashed beyond belief” and announces of his sister: “This time, let’s bring this ship home.”
Is Judge Nathan Being Knocked Out?
Judge in Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial to be recommended for a promotion by President Biden thus giving more uncertainty to how the mucky madam’s trial will proceed; is Judge Nathan being knocked out?
Rotten Ghislaine
Ghislaine Maxwell’s contradictory whining about “rotten” food and prison guards who both abuse and “play-peek-a-boo” with her illustrate she shares her deceased dad’s deviancy.
Costly Cox
Costly jetsetting £3,000 per hour Tory MP Sir Geoffrey Cox QC needs to resign if the Conservative Party wants a chance of clearing up the stench of sleaze.
Word of the Week 2021 – Malversation
In sharing the meaning of ‘malversation,’ Susie Dent sums up the morally bankrupt regime currently in power in Britain.
Nobody Should Be Above the Law
Author Kirby Sommers starts a petition suggesting “nobody should be above the law” in the context of the Prince Andrew v Virginia Giuffre civil case.
An Interview with the Jeremy Bamber Innocence Campaign
Joint interview by Shaun Attwood and Matthew Steeples with Yvonne Hartley and Philip Walker of the Jeremy Bamber Innocence Campaign premieres tonight on YouTube.
The ‘Battersea Power Station (Station)’ Debate
Twitter users get into a tizzy as to whether the new ‘Battersea Power Station’ should be called that or ‘Battersea Power Station Station’; let’s get them started on ‘King’s Road’ vs. ‘Kings Road’
Hero of the Hour 2021 – Terry Lubbock
The late Terry Lubbock deserves to be remembered and recognised for his campaign for justice for his raped and murdered son Stuart.
Randy Rob Must NOT Return
Nikolay Kalinin suggests that 12 weeks suspension is far from enough for serial sex pest ‘Randy Rob’ Roberts MP.
Are You Being Served?
As Prince Andrew is served with legal papers by Virginia Giuffre, we remind the rotten royal that worse could deservedly still come.
Nowt To Say Mr Barrymore?
Michael Barrymore’s decision to say nowt about the latest developments in the case of the murder of Stuart Lubbock sums him up as an utterly coward cretin.
Veterans 4 Stupidity
Nikolay Kalinin on an unhinged group of veterans who wish to attack vaccination centres.
Man-Up Michael Barrymore
As Essex Police announce they will not charge the 50-year-old arrested for the rape and murder of Stuart Lubbock, Matthew Steeples joins those demanding Michael Barrymore finally man-up and tell the truth.
Dim Darren Doesn’t Dazzle
Nikolay Kalinin on ‘Dim Darren’ Grimes’ latest attempt to prove himself nothing but a petulant pillock.
Blocking Barrymore
Aside from blocking people on Twitter, Michael Barrymore may finally have to become cooperative given new developments in the Stuart Lubbock rape-murder case.
The Deviant Mr Durst
“Nervous” Robert Durst’s latest murder trial moves into second week after President Biden’s wife’s first husband reveals he had an affair with the deviant billionaire’s to-this-day still missing first wife.
Give Up Ghislaine
After Ghislaine Maxwell has had bail denied FIVE times and last week lost a bid to dismiss sex trafficking indictment, she would do best to give up and seek a plea bargain.