‘Lady Whistledown’ Lays Into ‘Cheshire Cat’ Ferne McCann
As smugger-than-smug “grinning” Cheshire Cat Ferne McCann parades around as if she’s done nowt wrong, her nemesis ‘Lady Whistledown’ again quite rightly calls out this apologist for an acid thrower as the toxic toerag that this wicked wastel truly is.
Grim, Gobby Grimes Gone – Bombastic Brexit Bore Darren Grimes Axed By GB News
As ghastly, gobby and grim Darren Grimes gets axed by GB News, we call for the complete cancellation of a bombastic Brexit bore known best for pulling a Diane Abbott in wearing mismatching footwear.
Spare Us Senseless Scobie – Omid Scobie Talks Nonsense About ‘Spare’
As Omid Scobie claims that drippy Prince Harry’s ‘Spare’ will reveal “the real truth” about him and his mendacious menace wife ‘MeGain,’ we say: Please spare us.
Moron of the Moment 2022 – ‘Angry Man’ Owen Jones
In attacking Waitrose customers, batshit bonkers rent-a-gob Owen Jones just yet again proves himself Britain’s ultimate irritating ‘angry man.’
Revenge – Meghan Markle v Tom Bower 2022
Is Tom Bower’s latest tome ‘Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors’ actually going to be that revealing? Will it truly pull any punches or is it just a rehash of old news?
Markle v Markle – £60,000 Defamation Demand Against Duchess of Sussex
As the estranged half-sister of the Duchess of Sussex demands £60,000 from her for defamation, we remind the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ that she’d do well to heal her familial rifts in private.
Moron of the Moment 2022 – Michael Fabricant MP
That bleached blonde bisexual bore Michael Fabricant MP thinks it funny to make jokes about a Tory colleague accused of rape shows that he is nothing but a deranged, dimwitted dunce.
Vexatious Vicky, Dangerous Dan & Deranged Dershowitz
In giving “right snob” Lady Victoria Hervey airtime “deeply unpleasant” peddler of poison Dan Wootton brought new shame on GB News; elsewhere deranged “Devil’s Advocate” Alan Dershowitz’s rant about acknowledged victim of sex trafficking Virginia Giuffre just proves he’s onto yet another sticky wicket.
Moron of the Moment 2022 – The Rt. Hon. Nadine Dorries MP
Tory twerp and gormless government minister The Rt. Hon. Nadine Dorries MP brings shame on the Tories through her irresponsible tweeting.
Murky Maxwell, Vexatious Vine, & Rabid Rachel
Matthew Steeples calls out those who’ve tried to excuse convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell – most especially ‘journalists’ Sarah Vine and Rachel Johnson – and lauds those who’ve joined him in demanding the mucky madam no longer be called a “socialite.”
Monster of the Moment – John Goodier (AKA ‘Claire Goodier’)
Trans paedophile turned deviant dog abuser Claire Goodier deservedly jailed for having group sex with an Alsatian whilst high on cocaine; the case echoes that of the 2017 conviction of the perverted pensioner Carol Bowditch – a woman with a ‘passion’ for St Bernards.
It’s A Wrap – Donald Trump
That Donald Trump’s family has been reduced to flogging gift wrapping paper featuring the 45th POTUS’s face takes tackiness to a new level.
