Friday, January 15, 2021

Moron of the Moment 2021 – Karren Brady

Poundland muckspreader Karren Brady desperately seeks attention by bleating that men are “sexist” against her; Lady Brady brought up a story from years ago proving she has utterly nothing new to say

“The arrogant, self-interested baroness,” “gutter gossip hack” and “all-round nasty piece of work” are just some of the descriptions that have deservedly stuck to Karren Brady (AKA The Right Honourable The Baroness Brady of Knightsbridge in the City of Westminster CBE) over the years.


Also widely mocked for her links to “dildo floggers” and as “Mrs Blowjob or No Job,” Brady used her column in today’s The Sun on Sunday to yet again moan about people making “jibes” against her.


Referencing an alleged incident long ago with Sky News’ football anchorman Richard Keys, Brady bleated to readers:


He was later overheard talking about me when he thought the microphone was off.


He said: “See charming Karren Brady this morning complaining about sexism? Yeah. Do me a favour, love.”


How condescending is that? Needless to say, I have never forgotten it. And I doubt I ever will.


In the case of this acid-tongued harpy, nothing other than stones and glass houses come to mind. Now, please, Karren, just do us all a favour and put a sock in it in 2021.


“Overpainted Aunt Sally” Karren Brady on…


Her destroyer of jobs and the high street mate ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green

“The most dynamic, the most energetic, the most relentless business-person I have ever come across, a whirlwind of energy and ideas.”


The nearly as controversial businessman Mike Ashley:

“I feel sorry for a guy like Mike Ashley… He tried his best… I feel tremendous sympathy for Ashley.”


Her “precarious work-life balance”…

“[It’s a] balancing act… [I feel] constant guilt over being a working mother.”


Her being investigated in connection with corruption in football

“I was in a very dark place… It was gut-wrenching… I didn’t want to have to justify myself to people.”


The East End of London…

“A hotbed of racism.”


Condoms in the Birmingham City boardroom…

“I found it floating in the toilet… And it became this big whodunit. I mean, in the boardroom toilet of all places.”


Her “wickedly indiscreet newspaper column”…

“It’s what I leave out that would make your hair curl.”


Unsurprisingly getting abuse given her own vile tongue…

“The abuse I get is vile. And so much worse now than it’s ever been.”



“At 23, I had skin as thick as a rhino… I don’t have any fears.”


“I dare to put my head above the parapet, to have a mind and a voice of my own and to plough my own furrow.”


“[I am now] one of the most highly sought-after motivational speakers in the world.”


More modest than the late Mother Theresa, one is simply left asking: “What on earth was it about the very wealthy woman Karren Brady that David Cameron saw fit to elevate her to the House of Lords?”


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Moron of the Moment 2021 – Karren Brady – Poundland muckspreader Karren Brady desperately seeks attention by bleating that men are “sexist” against her; Lady Brady brought up a story from years ago proving she’s nothing new to say.
In 2016, Duncan Bannantyne described Karren Brady as a “nasty piece of trash” and “a complete coward” after she penned a column describing him as “hilariously repulsive.” Here, this mouthy muckspreader is pictured with her disgraced bestie Sir Philip Green.
Moron of the Moment 2021 – Karren Brady – Poundland muckspreader Karren Brady desperately seeks attention by bleating that men are “sexist” against her; Lady Brady brought up a story from years ago proving she’s nothing new to say.
It was ludicrously announced that plain old Karren Rita Brady would be given a seat as a Conservative life peer on the House of Lords on the 8th August 2014. She had previously addressed the Conservative Party Conference in Manchester on 30th September 2013.
Moron of the Moment 2021 – Karren Brady – Poundland muckspreader Karren Brady desperately seeks attention by bleating that men are “sexist” against her; Lady Brady brought up a story from years ago proving she’s nothing new to say.
As this banner proves, football fans loathe her and on 6th June 2020, in yet another column in ‘The Sun on Sunday’ Karren Brady banged on about ‘missing’ Madeleine McCann before turning to sharing her bizarre belief that Big Macs are brilliant. If ever there’s been a columnist with a better ability to choose interlinking subjects, we’d argue that it was time the world was told.
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.


  1. Send her and the slutty daughter Down Under!!!!!!!! I’ll have both of them over my knee and before you can say Sheila’s my sister I will have her behaving better!!!!!!!!!!!! Dildo flogger needs a bar of soap ramming in her potty mouth and she needs a good thrashing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. What a disgraceful attack on a strong business woman raising awareness of modern-day sexism. This lack of respect for women talking about their experiences of men being condescending and sexist is exactly why gender inequality still exists. Such a triggering piece that says nothing and argues nothing, only does it name call and mock a woman for being a woman. Awful journalism on all counts.

    • Elysia – I had a look at your bitter blog The Egalitarian and what a load of sanctimonious drivel you “publish” on it. You go on about the “unfair system” yet here you are defending the defender and taker of money from the alleged abuser Philip Green. Your record thus speaks for its self.

    • It’s preposterous that Jane criticises Elysia and Karren. Karren was only doing her job whilst working for Philip Green and much of what was done at Arcadia was really good. The workers got their money for many years but gravy trains like generous Sir Philip don’t last forever. Karren can now move on to do good elsewhere as she is doing with her brilliant column in The Sun advising on careers, etc.

    • I went on your relationship woman site Elysia!!!!!!!!! You sound like you need a thrashing over my knee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get Down Under and I will put you right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You claim: “These days, everyone has an opinion”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, everyone’s always had one chuck….. Now get over yourself and prepare yourself for the birch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Elysia : Karren is the kindest lady and she deserves celebrating for getting girls to enjoy makeup and men. Footballers need fun and she has always helped everyone along.

  3. Karren Brady: A woman in football. A woman in the boardroom. A woman in politics. She’s done it all and there is nothing illegal about her association with Sir Philip Green.

  4. Karren Brady is the neighbour from hell in South Eaton Place, Belgravia. Her workers are loud and aggressive and she should learn some respect. You can take such a woman out of the suburbs, but you certainly can’t educate her in class and courtesy. Common Karren Brady should be shoed out of the neighbourhood.

  5. Brady is about money and fame and nothing else. Elysia is a dunce for believing otherwise. Why else would Brady take £££ from the misogynist, banned in Liverpool rag The Sun? Get with it sister and woman up!

  6. Lady Brady does nothing for feminism. She works with porn barons and men accused of sexual offences. She should be ashamed of herself. Sick woman.

  7. She has a mental defect when it comes to men with loose morals and deep pockets. Mrs Blowjob or No Job is not fit to be in the House of Lords.


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