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#LazyBrady

Matthew Steeples suggests ‘Lady’ Karren Brady of Knightsbridge has shown herself to be nothing but a muckspreader in her latest pathetic opinion piece for ‘The Sun’

 

The Steeple Times delighted in exposing the former Member of Parliament for Kensington, Lady Borwick, as #LazyBorwick during the 2017 General Election campaign and now, it seems, we may well have just found ourselves a new target in the form of #LazyBrady (AKA Baroness Brady of Knightsbridge CBE).

 

The former Miss Brady – a creature always overly caked in cheap looking makeup and generally in the company of delightful sorts such as Sir Philip Green – modestly declares herself to “one of the most sought-after motivational speakers in the world” on her own website (please do watch out Bill Gates and Barrack Obama). Separately, aside from having moaned about being “physically sick” on seeing her name mentioned “in the same sentence” as the word “bung” in an interview she gave in 2009, Brady has since managed to find time to hang off the coat-tails of Lord Sugar on his clapped-out show The Apprentice and surprisingly and ridiculously been elevated to the House of Lords by David “Call Me Dave” Cameron also.

 

Edmonton born Brady, however, in her no doubt extremely well-rewarded column for The Sun on Sunday, decided to take it upon herself to attack a near neighbour to her Knightsbridge residence, the businessman James Stunt, today. In words that were widely and rightly criticised by many of her followers on Twitter subsequently, she compared a man I am proud to call my friend to Del Boy and then disgracefully referenced him a “nasty piece of work.” This Poundland version of a muckspreader then moved on to sharing her opinions on Monica Lewinsky, Isabella Rossellini and people not turning up to work because of snow. Perhaps, next week, she’d do better to get herself snowed in as #LazyBrady’s opinions most definitely aren’t even worthy of use as tomorrow’s chip papers. Please Rupert Murdoch, just get this wastrel woman gone.

 

Follow The Steeple Times on Twitter at @SteepleTimes and Matthew Steeples at @M_Steeples.

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Get her sent Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll get her SORTED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy —- yummy, yummy, yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wrecking ball required, just ME, ME and more ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. I am astounded that someone who seemed to have, slept, I mean worked, her way to the top, can write such crap! James Stunt is light years ahead of this woman in the humility stakes. Christ above! no wonder the British people are on a downward slope with the dumbing down crap they are being fed by morons like Brady!

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