Thursday, October 29, 2020

Owen Oyston

This flamboyant fedora wearing tycoon made his fortune selling an estate agency empire just before the 1987 stock market crash. He’s now worth in excess of £100 million. Married twice to a former Miss Blackpool, his 13th century Lancashire home, Claughton Hall, was moved from the bottom of a hill to the top. He served three years in prison for raping a woman who strangely couldn’t remember in which year the crime occurred. Oyston continues to protest his innocence but with his majority stake in the prospering Blackpool F.C. and other interests, he’s got plenty else to keep himself busy.


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  1. I love his style. He also used to have a gold, bullet proof Rolls-Royce, I believe. He keeps bison in the grounds of his mansion too. For a television advert for his estate agency, he was thrown into a pool. He’s a top dollar bloke!

  2. His connections with Stuart Hall and William Roache should be listed here. All three variously accused of sexual misadventures of all manners.

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