Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Fergie’s Half-Truths

As Sarah, Duchess of York contradicts herself about cooking, we again ask: “Has ‘Fergie’ repaid the money she took from the late paedophile Jeffrey Epstein?”

Described by the FT’s Henry Mance – whom had to endure three torturous hours with her to get what he called his “best attempt” at an interview – as a “conversational flash flood,” Sarah, Duchess of York shared all sorts of bizarre details about her “non-normal” life this week.


Amongst many clangers on her PR peddling tour for her latest book, ‘Farting Fergie’ declared: “I don’t cook, shan’t cook, won’t cook. I hate cooking.” Clearly, she has no recollection of having announced she was “so excited” to be writing a cookbook in September 2020.


Pressed on whether she goes to supermarkets ever, the rogue ex-royal replied that she “doesn’t have to” – a statement that contradicts a photograph published of her in Waitrose in Belgravia on these very pages in January 2020 – but yet again, this wacky woman also avoided the key questions about the financial affairs of herself and her Pizza Express loving, non-sweating ex-husband.


Again, today, we join those asking Sarah Ferguson to truthfully update her “no comment” response when asked if she had repaid the money and assistance she took from the late paedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Whilst most likely the word “comment” would thus be proved superfluous, just as her ex-husband likely now faces a court showdown in America in absentia with Virginia Roberts Guiffre, the public truly finally deserve some honest answers.


Pictured top: The togetherness of ex-husband and wife Prince Andrew and Sarah, Duchess of York is clearly still apparent – especially given in the same residence, the Royal Lodge in Windsor Great Park – their mutual inability to be candidly honest with the truth is even clearer in the context of what went on between them and Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.


Sarah Duchess of York in Waitrose Belgravia
In January 2020, ‘The Steeple Times’ shared a photograph of Sarah, Duchess of York shopping in ‘Celebrity Waitrose’ in Motcomb Street, Belgravia. Just around the corner from the former London residence of Ghislaine Maxwell, the image clearly shows the ex-royal with plenty of shopping. Given she now claims she doesn’t ever cook (and forgetting she was writing a cookbook in 2020 also), one has to be left asking what attracted her to make a visit to the store. Meanwhile, it now looks increasingly likely that the former Virginia Roberts could “whack” Prince Andrew – mocked up here as Jimmy Savile (right) – with a multi-million-pound civil lawsuit in New York as early as this week.
Sarah, Duchess of York
Elsewhere this week, Sarah, Duchess of York said she was “100 per cent” certain that her ex-husband was being honest when he denied participating in anything untoward during the time he spent with the since croaked taxi driver turned financier Jeffrey Epstein. Showing complete contempt for the alleged victims of sexual trafficking, she remarked: “I want [the Duke of York] to come through this. I want him to win… We support each other like pillars of strength.”
Sarah, Duchess of York appeared on ‘Lorraine’ also as she hawked her debut Mills & Boon novel ‘Her Heart for a Compass’ on 3rd August.
In his ‘FT’ interview, published on 6th August, Henry Mance remarked: “To say Sarah Ferguson is unlike a typical interviewee is to say monsoon is unlike an April shower. The Duchess of York is a conversational flash flood, a torrent of enthusiasm whose debris ranges from the boastful to the modest, the wise to the nonsensical. As royals go, she is less, Après moi, le déluge, more simply Moi deluge. And when she recedes, you are left wondering what exactly happened, and whether you can possibly make sense of it.”
Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.


  1. I would think that the two Attorney’s handling his estate and The Probate Court will have to be completely transparent with all of the figures and items. It may afford a digger to find out not only whether Fergie & The Admiral re-payed anything but the full extend of what they were actually ‘lent’. I would imagine that the abused girls lawyers have somehow cautioned title of the assets and it would be really interesting should they do the same soon on Admiral York’s if he has any. Cor wouldn’t it be interesting to have a major Royal on the sex register!

  2. Do NOT send Down Under!!!!!!!!!! She is not a good influence and would turn our native Sheilas bad!!!!!!!!!! Birch her in Britain and send the alleged paedo Prince to the FBI immediately NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Just about sums up the Fergie we have known for decades from a distance. She’s always been a bit weird, a sort of whack head. Her trouble is that she never knows when to keep her mouth well and firmly closed. About her sex book and knowing who the author is, makes it unreadable – pass the sick bucket! You can’t help picturing her and Andrew at Epstein’s villa, or on his yacht, when she describing in detail a sexual encounter! Ugh! Only a read for those not squeamish!

  4. Well, I watched the first 2 minutes of that interview, and had to rush to the loo.
    What complete utter ass kissing crap, how could anybody take anything seriously that comes out of Fergie’s pie hole.
    What is amazing is, I think she actually believes her own bull tish.
    Her whole life has been nothing but take take take, and she thinks she is above everybody else on the planet, and we should all bow down and support her.
    I can’t wait to see what comes out of the closet at the Maxwell trial later this year, like Geoff mentioned, it would be unreal to have a royal on the sex register, wouldn’t it? I suppose if that happened, there would suddenly be some new law passed through the house, to not allow that.
    I must say I agree with Rodders when it comes to this woman.

  5. Fergie”the Limpet” has come out mouth wide open now the old Duke has passed- he kept her under some control but watch her back Harry and his misfit as she once again miscalculates the extent of public interest in her opinion ! Couldn’t pick a winner in a two horse race!

  6. I would posit that as Fergie and Andrew are so amoral and greedy that they offered up their daughters as repayment of said debt.
    Nothing is off the table for those two twisters.


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