That bleached blonde bisexual bore Michael Fabricant MP thinks it funny to make jokes about a Tory colleague accused of rape shows that he is nothing but a deranged, dimwitted dunce
The bleached blonde bisexual bore that is Michael Fabricant is 71 and he was elected as a Conservative Member of Parliament first in 1992; the Conservative Member of Parliament now shockingly accused and arrested for rape and serious sexual and violent crimes between 2002 and 2009 is in his 50s and was likely first elected in 2001.
Therefore, yesterday, in tweeting: “I am expecting a strong turnout of Conservative MPs at Prime Minister’s Questions today. Not only to demonstrate their strong support for Boris (!!). But also to prove they are not the one told by the Chief Whip to stay at home. I’ll be there! (winking face with tongue emoji),” this noxious nitwit simply made an utter berk of himself.
Subsequently deleted quite rightly after condemnation from all quarters, the Tory twerp – who once tried to get the sick-to-his-core shock jock Michael Savage unbanned from Britain – is clearly at maximum 21 years older than his accused colleague ridiculously responded initially be suggesting those attacking him were “professional offence takers.”
Rightly, according to The Sun, subsequently, this utterly incapable of making his mind up about virtually anything moron got a “dressing down by party whips” but then remarked: “No-one is making light of rape or assault. Far from it. But those who want to read something into a comment will contrive to do so whatever.”
Responding, Labour MP Chris Bryant hit the nail on the head in suggesting that Fabricant’s original tweet clearly “implies rape and sexual are a laughing matter.” He added: “It shows callous disregard for the alleged victims.”
The abhorrent behaviour of “not exclusively gay” buffoon Michael Fabricant – who once laughably called for a pact between the Conservative Party and the fruitcakes that are UKIP and has also been known to yell “bollocks” in the House of Commons during a debate about the impacts of Brexit – has previously been described as “completely unacceptable” and now quite rightly other MPs have called out his latest lunacy as nothing but “grotesque” and “idiotic.”
It is time for this dimwitted dunce to do the decent thing; it is time for the poisonous pugnacious pensioner Michael Fabricant to just bog off and retire in ridicule. Nobody, just nobody anywhere, will miss this jaded joker.
Pictured top – The attention obsessed Member for Lichfield recently wore a blue and yellow tie and badge in support of Ukraine to Parliament, but in doing so – as did the equally attention obsessed former businessman James Stunt in turning up in court in such garb – just made an utter prized berk of himself.
I believe the Speaker is getting undue criticism for not revealing the name of the MP interviewed by the police. In any event, we have seen from the past, when accused people have been found innocent, it is for the Courts to determine guilt not the media especially in rape cases
— Michael Fabricant 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦 (@Mike_Fabricant) May 19, 2022
On Thursday, the MP for Lichfield added fuel to the fire of his previous debacle on Twitter by tweeting: “I believe the Speaker is getting undue criticism for not revealing the name of the MP interviewed by the police. In any event, we have seen from the past, when accused people have been found innocent, it is for the Courts to determine guilt not the media especially in rape cases.” This dimwitted dunce should do something else: Learn the bloody art of silence.The clearly off-his-not-so-merry rocker MP was filmed cycling naked around Hyde Park in October 2018. Here is someone with no capability for behaving in a right-and-proper fashion and here is someone who the Conservative Party, if it had an ounce of decency left, would simply expel on grounds of decency and good taste. In November 2016, this deranged deviant and self-declared “due” changed his Twitter profile to a naked picture of the former ‘Coronation Street’ actor and former singer Adam Rickitt. Of this, ‘Metro’ declared: “We feel we should point out that this is not actually a photo of Fabricant himself – so don’t worry, you haven’t unwittingly seen his bare arse. This naked man is actually Adam Rickitt, a former Coronation Street actor who tried (and failed) to stand as a Tory MP in 2006… Metro.co.uk has contacted Fabricant’s office to attempt to get to the bottom (…sorry) of this.”In May 2021, the Tory twerp shared a tweet in which he described pro-Palestine demonstrators who clashed with police as “primitives.” As is the norm with this nonsensical numpty, he was subsequently forced to delete the missive after unsurprisingly attracting widespread criticism.
Responding on LBC of the “fellow with the hair,” James O’Brien remarked: “You know what he’s gone and done now… This is unbelievable. I just, I just cannot quite believe it… It follows a big story, it’s a big investigation… You know me, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: They can still shock me, these people. They can still shock me, even after all this time.”
As grubby grabber Ghislaine Maxwell is moved out of solitary, her bashful brother moans about those leading “a lynch mob against” the clearly evil convicted sex trafficker
Mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell, her soppy siblings and her pointless prattling PR peddlers do like to moan. Aside from telling clear porky pies in banging on about this witch having been subjected to “torture” in prison – yet never referencing the torture she so cruelly put the victims she was involved in the sexual abuse of – this wicked wastrel woman still has to learn the art of silence or develop the sense to say sorry.
With news that this creepy cretin is being moved out of solitary and into the general prison population – something the idiots still supporting this monstrous sex fiend and favoured daughter of a pension pot plunderer have been long demanding – one would have thought, finally, that the one-time lover of the croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and he who paid £12 million to a woman he’d never met, Prince Andrew, might show some gratitude.
Instead, as is always the way with this mendacious Moaning Minnie, of course that was never going to be the case. Still housed at the Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) in Brooklyn, but no longer with a floor to herself, the former chief of the decidedly dodgy TerraMar Project will now have to accept her fate and learn to muck-in. Having been to boarding school, it wouldn’t be that hard, but the difficulty is that here is a woman whose arrogance frankly knows no bounds.
Yet again showing himself as completely out of touch with the public disdain for his spoilt sister, Ian Maxwell bleated: “There are nasty Internet trolls out there continuing to lead a lynch mob against her.” He then predictably wailed that her “once-close friends have only disowned her because of ‘cancel culture,’” the New York Post reported.
Previously, Scott Borgerson’s now unsurprisingly estranged wife has complained about the food in prison, wailed about being forced to clean the cell she made filthy with a broom and even barricaded herself in a cell in August 2021 just because – diddums – she was “forced to carry materials from her cell to the [prison] conference room.”
When not sharing stories about her playing “peek-a-boo” and making “monster moves” with prison officers – whom she variously contradictorily claims to have shared laughter with and variously contradictorily claims to have been abused by – this petulant paedo’s brothers, sisters and nutcase representatives continue to use their ridiculous @RealGhislaine Twitter account to pile yet more misery on those that she so sickeningly put through hell.
Aside from sharing a Daily Telegraph article about the prison move yesterday, on the 21st April, the deranged controller of the account put up a picture of the sea and shared: “The color [sic] of oxygen is blue. No Blue, No Life. Protect the Oceans.”
Naturally, the majority response was in the negative to both tweets. Of the ocean related tweet, one user asked: “Is that where you buried the kids that did not survive you and Epstein?” whilst another suggested: “The oceans are full of sharks (other predators are available) and is STILL less dangerous than her.”
Responding to yesterday’s news, ‘Admiral Kevin III’ correctly surmised: “Quick tip for anyone looking to avoid that fate: don’t be a horrific sex pest.” “We wish her well,” Max Greene amusingly concluded. Long may this heartless horror rot.
Pictured top – The French born 60-year-old convicted sex offender used to enjoy the high life with her evil associates including Jeffrey Epstein and Jean-Luc Brunel. This evil abuser should jolly well now get used to the place where she will deservedly see out the rest of her days.
EXCLUSIVE – Matthew Steeples suggests the biggest story about last night’s local elections has been missed – the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea now has a one-time “explicit gay porn” actor as a councillor, whether he is into “tractor porn” like ex-MP Neil Parish is unknown but today we condemn also his decision to share imagery of knives
Former “explicit gay porn” actor Lloyd North was elected as a Conservative councillor in the ritzy Royal Borough of Kensington And Chelsea last night with 995 votes.
Mr North supposedly previously ran a bizarre fansite dedicated to Margaret Thatcher on Facebook where he posted pictures of someone, apparently himself, mocked up as his idol.
The clearly once sexually saucy new councillor has also shockingly shared imagery on Facebook of a figure posing with a noose and a carving knife accompanied by the creepy caption “be afraid, be kinda afraid.”
There have been 87 victims of knife injuries in RBKC under the age of 25 in the past 3 years.
Anything but ‘conservative’ RBKC Conservatives also recently appointed an Estonian convict who has been a ‘Playboy’ cover girl, Anna-Maria Galojan, to the committee of the ward Mr North has been elected to serve.
Whilst, for the Conservatives, the most cataclysmic cacophonies of chaos of the local elections 2022 came last night in the form of the loss of the “blue rinse” flagship councils of Wandsworth and Westminster – most famous as the setting of the scandal of the now ex-Dame Shirley Porter’s gerrymandering in the 1980s – the mainstream media have missed a far more saucy and sexually charged Tory story from the night.
Featured in everywhere from The Times to the crusading local blogs From The Hornets Nest (FTHN) and This Is North Kensington (THINK) when his candidacy for the Conservative Party was announced, a clearly anything but ‘conservative’ in his past ‘extra-curricular’ activities chap named Lloyd Lewis North – porn name: ‘Warren Lord’ – secured 995 votes in the Campden Ward in the Tory stronghold that is The Royal Borough of Kensington And Chelsea and was thus elected as one of fifty of the local authority’s councillors.
Described by John Reynolds in The Times in March 2018 as having once “appeared in a string of explicit gay porn films and participated in International Mr Leather, one of the world’s biggest fetish events,” Mr North – who the paper added “is thought to have retired from the porn industry” – joins Lady ‘Call Me Catherine’ Faulks and someone named Preety Manhar Pancholi Hudd as one of the ritzy area’s representatives.
Whether Mr North shared his past career ‘highlights’ with the buffers of Kensington whilst campaigning remains unknown. However, with Neil Parish now gone as an MP after watching ‘tractor porn’ on his mobile device in the House of Commons Chamber, we’d most definitely suggest that his Tory colleagues should be sure not to be Googling ‘Warren Lord’ whilst in session at Kensington Town Hall in Hornton Street, W8.
Elsewhere, in a post on Facebook, shared on 31st October 2013, Mr North – who has worked as British Airways steward, according to FTHN and posed in an outfit where he displayed a “passing resemblance to Baroness Thatcher” also – offered up a photograph of a person with a noose around their neck brandishing a very large carving knife. “Happy Halloween – ‘Boo’ – at Wolverton Gatehouse” he boomed. Asked by someone named Jimmy Bramlett: “Aren’t you gonna [sic] wear a costume?” the now The Royal Borough of Kensington And Chelsea Conservative councillor for the Campden Ward responded: “Be afraid, be kinda [sic] afraid.”
A 2022 report by the very local authority Lloyd North now sits as a councillor for revealed that “in the last 3 years there have been 87 victims of knife injuries in RBKC under the age of 25” and that “knife crime with injury offences have been increasing year on year in RBKC.” In 2021 alone, “there were 11 teenagers that were known to be a victim of a stabbing in RBKC.”
It is most certainly now time for Councillor North to consider whether sharing such a photograph on a publicly viewable social media site – and one that is mostly used by millennials – is an appropriate act for someone whose work will now include dealing with the impact of knife crime in the Campden Ward.
Pictured top – Now former Conservative Member of Parliament for Tiverton and Honiton (2010 – 2022) and former Conservative Member of the European Parliament for South West England (1999 – 2009) Neil Quentin Gordon Parish wrecked his career by watching porn in the House of Commons and getting caught (left), he claimed to be looking for “Dominator tractors” but ended up instead it seems with “dominatrices” (pictured left); “explicit gay porn actor” Lloyd North, one of three councillors for the Campden Ward of The Royal Borough of Kensington And Chelsea since 5th May 2022 (pictured right).
The now distinctive tattoo of Councillor Lloyd Lewis North (pictured also left campaigning complete with a blue rosette for the Conservatives in The Royal Borough of Kensington And Chelsea) is clearly displayed in both his ‘adult’ shot and a more innocent ‘holiday photo.’Mr North – whose “former partner, Ben Grey, was an adult film star who died in 2007 after injecting crystal meth and suffocating himself” according to ‘The Times’ – presents himself in a much more ‘conservative’ fashion in photographs shared on his Facebook page.In a post on Facebook, shared on 31st October 2013, Lloyd Lewis North offered up a photograph of a person with a noose around their neck brandishing a very large carving knife. Frankly, for someone who has sought high office and is a member of the Conservative Party, one has to ask: “Is that appropriate?”Most photographs on the new Tory councillor’s Facebook page feature more ‘conservative’ moments of his life – amongst them, this image of him on 24th April 2013 posing with a cardboard cutout of Queen Elizabeth II.In May 2011, ‘From The Hornets Nest’ reported that Lloyd North had been selected as a candidate for the Conservatives in the Brompton Ward of RBKC. The blog shared also that the “ardent fan of former PM and Chelsea resident Maggie Thatcher” had “started his own Facebook fan page” devoted to her. That page is now defunct it seems, but ‘FTHN’ also revealed there was a “mock up picture of a character from ‘Little Britain,’ with Hornet believes is Mr North’s features superimposed onto the photo. Quite what this has to do with the Iron Lady is anyones guess, but expect it is supposed to show a passing resemblence to Baroness Thatcher – how this rather disrespectful approach squares with the supposed fan base is another thing.”Whether Neil Parish’s ‘tractor porn’ involved gay or straight individuals is unknown. Whether he has watched fellow Tory Lloyd North’s ‘works’ ever is also unknown.The now former MP and former MEP has been unsurprisingly widely mocked on social media. Of him whilst sharing a picture of Parish’s farm and a tractor located there, journalist Lewis Clarke remarked: “I’m not remotely turned on it by myself, but each to their own I suppose.” Whether the new councillor for Campden Ward, Kensington’s porn ‘works’ will be turning on or alternatively scandalising anyone in the council chambers of RBKC remains yet to be seen.
He was looking for tractors but ended up with porn actors? 🚜
Neil Parish must think you were all born yesterday.
Of the now former Tiverton and Honiton MP, Labour MP Angela Rayner – herself known for joking about her own ‘Sharon Stone moment’ in Parliament and then bleating and blubbing that those that repeated such were sexists – tweeted: “He was looking for tractors but ended up with porn actors? Neil Parish must think you were all born yesterday.”Last night’s big local elections 2022 shock came in the form of the Tories losing not only Wandsworth but also Westminster. The last time the party got a genuine shock there was after the scandal of the then Dame Shirley Porter being surcharged for gerrymandering as part of the “homes for votes scandal.” Further shock might come in the Royal Borough of Kensington And Chelsea if an Estonian ex-convict and ‘Playboy’ cover girl named Anna-Maria Gaoljan joins ex-porn actor Lloyd ‘Mr Leather’ North on the council. As was reported in ‘The Steeple Times’ in late April, Miss Galojan – who has been snapped with everyone from Boris Johnson to Prince Michael of Kent – was recently appointed to the committee of Campden Ward Conservatives and thus became the second “saucy” sort to hold a position in the party in that locality. Pwoah!
That Conservatives in the Campden Ward of Kensington have appointed an ex-convict and ‘Playboy’ cover girl named Anna-Maria Galojan to their committee reflects what can only be termed a modern-day rotten borough
The Conservative Party certainly knows how to attract wrong’uns, but as was reported yet again by the From The Hornets Nest blog on Thursday, the Campden Ward of Kensington & Chelsea Conservatives certainly like to take the biscuit when it comes to hooking up those you’d expect to find at the bottom of any barrel.
In a feature titled “Ex Con In Campden Ward,” FTHN revealed:
“Campden Ward Conservative Committee members are certainly a racy lot and take ‘inclusiveness’ to new heights.”
“Joining ‘Mr Leather’ Lloyd North on the committee is an Estonian ex-convict posing here (below) provocatively for an Estonian glamour magazine.”
“Anna-Maria Galojan seems to have caught the attention of the Daily Mail HERE after a restaurant scuffle and a spell inside an Estonian prison.”
“The Dame hopes we won’t be seeing a ‘Cllr Galojan’ any time soon.”
Elsewhere, Wikipedia list this former cover girl for the Belgian chocolate maker Xocai as “a former Estonian politician, model and ex-convict.” They share that she was convicted in May 2011 for document forgery and embezzlement from the non-profit organisation European Movement Estonia and sentenced to 22 months in prison. After fleeing to London, she was arrested on 14th February 2012, extradited in February 2015 and transferred to Tallinn Prison.
Clearly delusional in believing herself to be a “public figure” and an expert on just about everything, rubber-lipped-rotter Galojan declares on her Instagram page that she is a “London based political analyst, consultant, adviser, author and commentator” and adds: “All content rights reserved and protected. Any use of it is prohibited.”
Top – The clear attention seeker pictured at a court appearance and featured on the cover of a glamour magazine that also featured an article on the job killer Sir Richard Branson.
The former Reform Party politician and socialite was freed in July 2015 from a prison in Estonia after serving a five month sentence for embezzling £50,400 ($64,800, €60,000 or درهم238,000) from an NGO. She had been sentenced to prison in 2012, but fled to the UK before then being extradited back to Estonia. ‘ERR.EE’ reported her as saying: “I will not stay in a country so backward and I think I prefer to continue my life in a state which deserves the title of a democratic nation” and added that she “used the NGO European Movement Estonia’s funds for personal use, including clothes, jewellery, shoes, beauty treatments and travel.”Lloyd North used the pseudonym ‘Warren Lord’ when he appeared in porn films. He is standing as a Conservative candidate in the forthcoming 2022 Kensington and Chelsea Council election on 5th May in the Campden Ward alongside Councillor Lady (Catherine) Faulks and Preety Hudd. No doubt the former ‘Playboy’ cover-girl Anna-Maria Galojan will be out campaigning for him.In January 2012, freelance artist Edgar Salm from Tallinn, Estonia shared a caricature of the socialite and shared it on his blog page beneath a caption that read: “Humans are more than funny!” and added: “Be an example and a responsibility.”
Those Anna-Maria Galojan has been snapped with…
Here is a woman who most certainly gets around and aside from posing for Playboy and posting several snaps featuring the bizarre caption #notimeforhaters at Salon Privé in recent days, here is woman who has also posed with amongst others…
The Rt. Hon. The Lord Boateng PC.
The Rt. Hon. The Lady Borwick.
Tom Bower.
The late The Rt. Hon. James Brokenshire MP.
Felicity Buchan MP.
Councillor Ruth Bush.
Sir Bill Cash MP.
Lieutenant Colonel The Rt. Hon. James Cleverly TD, VR, MP.
The Rt. Hon. The Baroness Cox FRCS, FRCN.
Sir Richard Dearlove KCMG, OBE.
The Rt. Hon. Sir Iain Duncan Smith MP.
Ambassador of Kuwait to the United Kingdom His Excellency Khaled Al-Duwaisan.
Lieutenant Colonel The Rt. Hon. Tobias Ellwood VR, MP.
The Rt. Hon. The Lord Feldman of Elstree PC.
The Rt. Hon. Arelene Foster.
Her Excellency Ruchi Ghanashyam IFS.
The Rt. Hon. The Lord Goldsmith of Richmond Park PC.
The Rt. Hon. Jeremy Hunt MP.
The Rt. Hon. Boris Johnson MP.
High Commissioner of Cyprus His Excellency Andreas S. Kakouris.
Ambassador of Russia to the United Kingdom Andrey Kelin.
The Rt. Hon. The Lord McLoughlin CH, Kt, PC.
Thomas Mace-Archer-Mills.
Sir Philip May.
Prince Michael of Kent GCVO, CD.
Joy Morrisey MP.
His Excellency Sheikh Mubarak Al Abdullah Al-Mubarak Al-Sabah.
Andrew Neil FRSA.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of Armenia to the United Kingdom Varuzhan Nersesyan.
Michael Barrymore shows no contrition in the wake of the 21st anniversary of the rape-murder of Stuart Lubbock at his home and instead shamelessly returns to TikTok for yet more personal profiteering
Disgraced ‘entertainer’ Michael Barrymore – a man who admits to knowing something but still says nothing that could help bring justice after the 2001 rape and murder of Stuart Lubbock at his Roydon, Essex bungalow – has had an astonishing 178.3 million views on his TikTok page.
On Friday, taking to Twitter, the heartless Bermondsey born 69-year-old known also for rolling around on the floor drunk with the convicted racist bigot Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben, shared what he called “a lovely story” about how he’d met up with a “boy done good” named ‘Christopher.’ He remarked on how he’d met up with this individual 22 years after he’d appeared on his Kids Say The Funniest Things show in 2000 – their first encounter being just months before the assault and killing of a then 31-year-old Lubbock that took place at his very own home.
Bragging first that the TikTok clip of the child he had described on the show as “quite intriguing” had already had 14 million views, the creepy cretin then followed with a second missive featuring images of ‘Christopher’ today – including one of him hugging said individual in London’s Hyde Park. It is nothing but cringeworthy.
Shockingly of this tawdry clip shared just days after the 21st anniversary of Stuart Lubbock’s untimely death, Metro’s Louise Griffin declared: “The presenter shared a very welcome update” before adding: “Fans were thrilled by the unexpected reunion.” In doing so, Griffin simply showed herself to be a reprehensible woman completely lacking in sympathy for the familiies of victims of rape and murder.
Subsequently shared on Saturday by Metro on Facebook with an equally reprehensible quote reading: “Well this is just lovely,” Griffin’s article was met with adulation by some of his fans, but rightly called out by many others. It is shameful and wrong to celebrate this maggot-not-a-man who to this day refuses to cooperate in attempts to get justice for a father-of-two who was brutally slayed at his very own residence.
In June 2019, Barrymore – whom ran away from the scene of the crime before police arrived on that fateful morning in 2001 – arrogantly told Piers Morgan:
“I had nothing to do with Stuart. I am innocent. I am not 99.9% innocent. I am 100% innocent and I am entitled to walk around with my head held high for the rest of my life.”
“I didn’t facilitate him taking drugs. I was advised [to stay silent] by lawyers at the time. You don’t have to answer in a coroner’s court. I can see lots of things in hindsight. I’m not making excuses. I f**ked up. I f**ked up. What more do you want?”
Going further in 2020, Essex Police attempted to rejuvenate interest in the case and pointed out:
“Stuart Lubbock was a young father and much-loved son who remains at the heart of the case. His family want answers and we will continue to do all we can to bring those responsible to justice.”
“On 31st March 2001, nine people attended a party at Michael Barrymore’s house. One of them, Stuart, ended up being violently sexually assaulted at that party.”
“Someone at the party was responsible for what happened. Someone knows that happened. Other people arrived at the scene in the houses after Stuart’s death. Individuals at the party might have told others what happened.”
“We would urge people who do have information to come forward. 19 years is a long time, loyalties change and it’s never too late to do the right thing.”
Pictured top – A smugger-than-smug Michael Barrymore with his ‘friend’ Christopher in London in April 2022 (left); Stuart Lubbock, a victim of rape and murder at Barrymore’s then home on 31st March 2001 (right).
The disgraced entertainer pictured ‘worshiping’ Sir Jimmy Savile in the ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ house in January 2006. Of the late paedophile, at the time, the self-centred ex ‘Strike It Lucky’ host disgustingly declared: “When he came in I was blown away because it’s him and he never lets you down. I didn’t think seeing Jim and hearing Jim talking and being so personal and kind to me. I started to well up in there and thought here we go.”In typically smug fashion, the Bermondsey born berk made out his TikTok clip to be a “lovely story” whilst not declaring that he simply shares these moronic moments in order to make yet more money. Instead, why doesn’t he do something decent for once in his sorry existence and help get justice for the children and other relatives of the late Stuart Lubbock? Shame on him.Hugging a young man who looks to be about the same age as the victim of rape and murder at his Roydon, Essex bungalow in 2001, Stuart Lubbock, does not make this disgraced ‘entertainer’ appealing in any sense. It just shows him to be still to this day completely out of touch with reality. Shame on him.‘Metro’ reacted to the upload by declaring: “Well this is just lovely.” What on earth is wrong with them? Have they no sympathy with the victims of rape and murder? Shame on them also.Campaigner Karen Blade, a lady clearly dedicated to justice, responded: “Some of the usual ‘bring him back’ and lots of ‘never in a month of Sundays.’ #justice4stuart.” We salute her.Responding to ‘Metro’s’ Facebook post, some shared their thoughts on how much they loved the former TV presenter. Others, rightly pointed out that the man born Michael Parker “has no shame” and that he is an “absolute wrong’un.” One went as far to pointedly ask: “Was [Jimmy] Savile your second favourite presenter by any chance?”Going further, another named Pete Hill suggested: “Charge everyone who was in that house that night. Won’t take long for the truth to come out.” Though that will sadly never occur due to the time lapse and the missing evidence, he is spot on and Daniel Lees, equally, was right to say “shame on you” of ‘Metro’ for “trying to reputation-wash” for the former ITV presenter. The scene of the rape and murder of Stuart Lubbock on 31st March 2001: Michael Barrymore’s then home, 4 Beaumont Park Drive, Roydon, Harlow, Essex, CM19 5HB. The property was most recently sold for £1.33 million in 2017 whilst Barrymore had paid £392,500 for it in 1998 and was forced to sell it for £802,000 in 2005 to cover costs related to his bankruptcy.Pictured hugging, ‘Christopher,’ a man who is now about the same age as the victim of rape and murder at his home in 2001, Michael Parker should be ashamed of himself. He isn’t and continues to claim his innocence. If so innocent, why doesn’t he come forward and name the names of the men who committed rape and murder on the 31st March 2001 at his Essex bungalow?
Justice for Stuart Lubbock – The people who need to man-up and tell the truth about what happened at Michael Barrymore’s home on 31st March 2001
Michael Parker (AKA Michael Barrymore) – Allegedly loudly said: “I need a f**k” in a taxi as he left the Millennium Nightclub to return to his home, the scene of the death of Stuart Lubbock. Barrymore later lied to a coroner’s court about facilitating drug taking at his house on the night in question also.
Barrymore claimed to have been first to have discovered the body of Stuart Lubbock at 5.45am, called his manager Mike Brown before the ambulance arrived and then left the premises. He admits that was “wrong” and also bizarrely told Piers Morgan that in spite of “knowing others were hiding secrets about what happened to Mr. Lubbock” that “I am not going to say their names. I just hope they are brave enough to come forward one day.”
Mike Brown – Agent of Michael Barrymore. Called to the property before emergency services arrived.
Kelly Campbell – Had met Michael Barrymore for the first time on the night of the incident. Claimed not to have been aware of what happened.
James Futters (sometimes spelt ‘Futers’) – A paper boy turned chef. Described as “a local from the village” and a “friend and neighbour of Barrymore.” Claimed to have been the first to discover the body with Simon Shaw and stated: “[It was not] Michael Barrymore and not Jonathan Kenney [who found him].” Later, of him the Evening Standard reported: “Barrymore offered James Futters a white powder on his finger saying: ‘Do you want to try this?’ Mr Futters told the inquest that he leaned forward and licked the powder.”
Claire Jones – Then aged 17. Had met Michael Barrymore for the first time on the night of the incident. Claimed not to have been aware of what happened but told the police that she “saw Barrymore rummaging through drawers and changing his clothes before police arrived. When he left the house, he had a ‘bundle of material’ under his arm,” according to the Evening Standard. “She added: ‘Jonathan (Kenney) was rushing through the bungalow before the ambulance and police arrived. I got the impression he was hiding something.’”
Jonathan Kenney – Estate agent, drag queen and Michael Barrymore’s then lover; later arrested on suspicion of murder but never charged; known for having a “record of violence.” Claimed to have been the first to have discovered the body and is now aged 50.
Justin Merritt – A dustman from Essex. Later arrested on suspicion of murder but never charged. Later paid £30,000 by the News of the World for an interview in which he stated Barrymore had “rubbed cocaine on Stuart Lubbock’s lips shortly before he died.”
Kylie Merritt – Sister of Justin Merritt. She also alleged Barrymore “rubbed cocaine on Stuart Lubbock’s lips shortly before he died” (curiously in the wake of her brother selling his account of the night).
Simon Shaw – Described as “a local from the village.” Michael Barrymore supposedly “ran off” to Mr. Shaw’s house to “buy himself thinking time [for two hours] before he was questioned by the police [at 7.49am].”
In addition, others, who’ve never been identified could also have possibly been present. If they were, they should come forward or be named by those listed above.
The eight people who went to party on 31st March 2001 who didn’t die. Why won’t any of them tell the truth and why has one of them changed his name?Jonathan Kenney – a now 51-year-old – was the ‘entertainer’s’ lover at the time of the killing. He is now said to be a coach driver, resides supposedly in Cheshire and has most curiously changed his name. One is left wondering why.
After being called out for bullying colleagues and showing a lack of professionalism, it is time for rent-a-gob Owen Jones to finally just pack it in; even tennis legend Martina Navratilova has weighed in to brand this maggot not a man “truly despicable”
Once described by the motormouth that is the wallaby killer Russell Brand as “our generation’s [George] Orwell” but more appropriately today slammed by tennis legend Martina Navratilova as “truly despicable,”Owen Jones has been deservedly exposed in Private Eye after being brought to book by his employers, The Guardian, for allegedly bullying his colleagues, “lacking professionalism” and stoking up “internal disputes.”
Whining windbag and all-round wazzock Jones – whose tediously titled (not so) “notable works” according to Wikipedia number Chavs and The Establishment: And how they get away with it – has long been known as chippy and obsessed with cancelling anything he doesn’t like.
Now exposed also as “the Witchfinder General of a campaign to discredit women” and someone who “tars [them] as bullies and bigots because [they] are vocal advocates for women’s rights,” here is a maggot not a man whose toxicity has deservedly been yet again highlighted.
Described by fellow columnist Suzanne Moore as “boring” and “no victim” by Olympian Sharon Davies MBE on Twitter this morning, this pompous self-declared “geriatric millennial’s” desire for constant attention has finally come back and bitten him in his never sorry arse.
Previously, obnoxious opportunist Jones has ludicrously claimed “millennials” are “better to be seen as victim rather than the aggressor” when it comes to “brutal battleground of the culture war” and claimed it is a “fact” that Winston Churchill “oversaw the deaths of three million people.”
Going further, the way in which this prized berk has sucked up to the late virtual dictator Hugo Chávez, the lefty loon Jeremy Corbyn MP and she-of-two-left-shoes that is Diane Abbott MP about says it all; now is the time that Owen Jones simply did one thing and that is to learn the art of silence.
Rabid ratbags – Rotten royal hating and rightly deposed ex-Labour MP for Kensington Emma ‘Dense’ Dent Coad with hectoring hater of anything that isn’t a clone of his anything but sorry self Owen Jones.The cat that doesn’t deserve the organic cream – “I am a man of the left and I always write from that perspective” Owen Jones – a man who has dedicated one of the books he wrote to his two cats – has claimed that he “supports struggles against injustice” when in fact all he ever attempts to do is draw attention to his own being. Here is a Corbynite cheerleader with an ego the size of Russia who will go down in history for writing “turgid and strangely dull” gibberish.Tacky T-shirted twerp – There’s lowbrow and tasteless, then there’s this particular specimen that will say or do anything to provoke and upset others. Frankly, ‘The Guardian’ can and could do a lot better. They truly ought to fire this firebrand fanatic and do so pronto.Journalist Benjamin Butterworth rightly branded Jeremy Corbyn’s leading apologist “profoundly unkind” and claimed that he “trolled me online – sometimes unprovoked – and it was horrible.”Responding to an article by Douglas K. Murray for ‘Unherd,’ Matthew Steeples of ‘The Steeple Times’ added: “The author misses a point. Owen Jones has a problem with anyone who ain’t in agreement with everything Owen Jones says or believes.” Here is an individual whose continued presence in media circles is very much undeserved and here is someone whose use of print and visual media is never for anything except to draw attention to his very own being.
Matthew Steeples reviews ‘Bloody Difficult Women’ – a play about Brexit, Theresa May, Gina Miller and struggle and sacrifice– and finds it relevant as we face the ongoing fallout from Britain’s decision to leave the EU and as Putin’s tanks roll into Ukraine
Bloody Difficult Women by former Daily Telegraph and Daily Mail columnist Tim Walker was, like so many things, inevitably delayed by coronavirus. In spite of having meant to have been brought to the stage in early 2020, it now comes at the right time as Russian intervention in Brexit is once again revisited as the tyrant Putin sends tanks into Ukraine and Britain continues to face the consequences of what Vote Leave ‘achieved’ in 2016.
Starring Jessica Turner – Midsomer Murders, Heartbeat – and Amara Karan – The Bill, The Darjeeling Limited – as the two “bloody difficult women,” this is not only a story of the implications of the 2016 referendum, but also one of the uphill struggle of the financier turned crusading campaigner Gina Miller and the then Conservative Prime Minister Theresa May.
Inspired by his friendship with Miller and his having witnessed her “David and Goliath type battles with the governments of Theresa May and later Boris Johnson,” Walker commented: “I think she showed remarkable courage and I think it was a story that needed to be told.”
Going further, The New European columnist added:
“I hope, above all things, it will simply make people think and I also want them to understand that it was fundamentally a human drama and that everybody involved with that, to an extent, made sacrifices – and that I’d argue that Mrs Miller made the biggest sacrifice because it was her against the full might of the establishment, the full might of the state.”
“Nobody is completely bad, nobody is completely good and that I think is what the play gets across in very realistic and I think humane terms. I think the drama behind the play is almost as great actually as the drama in the play.”
“I think the story of May and Miller is a microcosm of what is happening in our country. Two perfectly normal women having a fight in the courts when in any other circumstances, they would be friends. I think that the message of the play is that we need to reunite.”
Speaking of the performance in his typically direct fashion, former Speaker of the House of Commons John Bercow remarked: “It was an outstanding performance of an outstanding story by some fascinating characters… A captivating representation of historically important historic events” whilst the broadcaster and Dead Sheep playwright Jonathan Maitland added: “I thought it was incredibly brave and hugely funny in parts.”
A fictional civil servant Sir Hugh Rosen is played by the brilliantly witty Graham Seed – The Archers, The Pargetter Triptych. He is pitted against Paul Dacre, played by Andrew Woodall – Kavanagh QC, Des – and in the course of the rambunctious then editor of the Daily Mail’s cursing rants, the power of the media versus the politicos is played out. Just as occurred in 2016, the might of that paper is portrayed and now as we face war in Europe and the influence of oligarchs such as Evening Standard owner Evgeny Lebedev comes back to the fore, it is a reminder that there is once again a need for yet more bloody difficult women and perhaps some less bloody difficult men.
Ninety minutes long and without an interval, the play runs at Riverside Studios, 101 Queen Caroline Street, Hammersmith, London, W6 9BN until the 26th March with matinees and evening performances also. Tickets are priced at £35 per person.
Pictured top – Edmund Kingsley as Alan Miller with the ‘Daily Mail’s’ notorious ‘Enemies of The People’ headline behind him; Jessica Turner as Theresa May and Amara Karan as Gina Miller.
Andrew Woodall as Paul Dacre, the then editor of the ‘Daily Mail’ and the editor-in-chief of DMG Media, the publisher of the ‘Daily Mail,’ ‘The Mail on Sunday,’ the ‘MailOnline’ and ‘Metro.’Edmund Kingsley as business titan Alan Miller, Jessica Turner as the then Prime Minister Theresa May, Graham Seed as the fictional civil servant Sir Hugh Rosen with Andrew Woodall as Paul Dacre in the background.The ‘Mirror’s’ Kevin Maguire described ‘Bloody Difficult Women’ as “bloody brilliant.” He commented that he “particularly enjoyed the cursing Paul Dacre whio made life hell for both” Theresa May and Gina Miller.
Playing a real, living, breathing character can be daunting.
The play gets its title from Ken Clarke – now The Right Honourable The Lord Clarke of Nottingham CH QC PC – having described Theresa May as a “bloody difficult woman” and added of her, in conversation with Sir Malcolm Rifkind on Sky News, “but you and I have worked for Margaret Thatcher.”‘Evening Standard’ proprietor Evgeny Lebedev – now The Right Honourable Baron Lebedev of Hampton in the London Borough of Richmond-upon-Thames and Siberia in the Russian Federation – with Boris Johnson. The successor of Theresa May’s chum and son of Alexander Lebedev – a man who describes himself as an “ex-oligarch” – tellingly hosted Johnson at a party on the day he became Prime Minister and also keeps a wolf of the same name (though that is named after Boris Yeltsin) as an “exotic pet.”As the tyrant President Vladimir Putin continues his war in Ukraine, it must also be remembered that he and his deviant oligarch cronies are amongst of the biggest beneficiaries of Brexit.
This to remind you is what Mrs Tice aka Isabel Oakeshott has to say about Arron Banks, the source of Farage’s funds. She wrote this in Nov 17 but I only put it into public domain 2 days ago. https://t.co/mwzEPP0jREpic.twitter.com/s4L0WmXukE
I hope people will start to understand why it was so hard writing about this story because it defied all credibility, you literally couldn’t have made this shit up.
The biggest owner of GB News, Christopher Chandler, was named in Parliament as a suspected Russian agent. His brother admitted they were close to the Kremlin.
Matthew Steeples revisits the Prime Minister’s wife Carrie Johnson’s curious links to Russians, sexual exposes and hoaxers and suggests she’s definitely also living in a ‘Carrie On Up (The) Ukraine’ style
Ukrainians do not like their sovereign country being called “the Ukraine” and quite rightly point out that those that do such denigrate them to being considered “the borderland” of Russia. Referencing “the Ukraine” is neither grammatically or politically correct, but one person who is living a Carrie On Up (The) Ukraine lifestyle is most definitely Carrie Johnson.
Rather like the especially unappealing Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond – played by the self-professed “queen of puddings” Joan Sims (1930 – 2001) – in the risqué comedy Carry On Up the Khyber, the former Miss Symonds (AKA ‘Carrie On Regardless,’ ‘Princess Nut Nut’ and ‘Anne Boleyn’) turned Britain’s “feckless first lady” is also known for chucking wine and other household items at her husband.
Equally, Mrs Johnson can most definitely be said to be living a life that is definitely a play on the words of the 1968 film’s title – “Khyber” being short for “Khyber Pass” and that being rhyming slang for “arse” – in that she has recently been made a complete arse of both online and by Lord Ashcroft also.
In First Lady: Intrigue at the Court of Carrie and Boris Johnson, the Prime Minister’s wife is portrayed as a political operator known for “her evident ambition” and for being “a rather divisive figure.” She is exposed for making her husband “miserable” and noted for showing her “anger” towards him; Lord Ashcroft goes as far even to note: “Carrie is ‘the No 1 problem’ in Johnson’s administration… Her actions have adversely affected other women’s careers.”
As the people of Ukraine bravely try to save themselves and their homeland, it must also be remembered that the man in charge in Britain is also the head of a party that has not only taken copious amounts of money from Russian oligarchs, but he is one also whose wife has had close links with Russian organisations too.
Prior to her marriage, the then Carrie Symonds – who has also been employed by Oceana, a charity heavily supported by the now convicted mucky madam sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell – dated a man named Oliver Haiste (sometimes spelt ‘Haste’) between 2007 and 2010.
In October 2016, Haiste and his close chum, Henry Hopwood-Phillips – an individual once not so charmingly accused of flashing his “tumescent member” and an individual with strong links to the far-right, racist Traditional Britain Group (TBG) – were exposed by BBC Monitoring’s Stephen Ennis for an £8.3 million “hoax” involving the Russian news corporation Pravda International.
Subsequently, in June 2019, Haiste returned to the media to blab to The Mail on Sunday about his “tumultuous” and “highly charged” ex-lover and remarked: “I found when times were good with Carrie, they were great – they were fantastic. When were bad, they were awful,” but what is really relevant is that the Prime Minister’s wife attended the launch of the Conservative Friends of Russia at the Embassy of Russia in Kensington, London in August 2012.
Curiously, amongst others present at that particular shindig were the current Mrs Johnson’s dominatrix loving subsequent boss from May 2015, John Whittingdale MP, as well as Matthew Elliott FRSA, later chief executive officer of Vote Leave. How much vodka was downed that night remains unknown, but what is clear is that the Conservative Friends of Russia subsequently issued a press release attacking the Labour MP Chris Bryant and showing him in his Y-fronts in a photo taken from the gay ‘dating’ site Grindr.
The Conservative Friends of Russia later rebranded itself as the Westminster Russia Forum and has also counted amongst its supporters former Deputy Speaker Nigel Evans MP and former Defence and Foreign secretary Sir Malcolm Rifkind. Yet again, illustration is provided as to ‘Carrie’s Curious Connections.’
Pictured top – Carrie Johnson in her younger days carrying on and boozing for Britain (left); Sid James and Joan Sims in ‘Carry On Up the Khyber’ (right).
In the 1968 film, the wife of the protagonist Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond, Queen Victoria’s Governor in India, is known for abusively chucking things at her husband. The current British Prime Minister’s wife has been known for having visitations from the police after performing such antics.Equally, rather like the characters in the film, Boris Johnson’s latest baby mama has been known for debauchery in her past.The Prime Minister’s wife with his lover between 2007 and 2010, Oliver Haiste. Of how they got on before their “not particular amicable” ending, the alleged Pravda hoaxer commented: “It was a highly passionate relationship. And I don’t mean that in a salacious, physical sense. I mean in terms of emotional context – very emotionally charged. It’s the most up and down relationship I have had. Any relationship with Carrie or friendship with Carrie is very intense and can often burn brightly. It’s never boring. She often brings a lot of intensity to relationships, be they romantic or friendships. That passion can work the other way when she is not happy with you.”The vile and utterly reprehensible bigoted Traditional Britain Group (TBG), of which Haiste’s friend Henry Hopwood-Phillips was at one time a leading light, is known for its bigoted views. Aside from its convicted thief from the NHS chairman Gregory Lauder-Frost having had a pop at feminism on one occasion, this rotten to its core far-right organisation has expressed views about deporting all immigrants going back many generations and hanging Baroness Doreen Lawrence from a tree even also.Both the Prime Minister’s spouse and the now convicted criminal sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell were heavily involved in the charity Oceana. The latter, a licensed submarine pilot, stands accused of using her abilities in that arena to sex traffic young girls for her lover Jeffrey Epstein and his powerful politician and businessmen mates to abuse with her on his Caribbean islands, Little St James and Great St James.The Prime Minister’s wife became involved in Oceana in 2018. Leading supporter of the charity and fundraiser for it also Ghislaine Maxwell, meanwhile, was not arrested until 2nd July 2020 so though it is unknown if they did, it is quite possible that their paths could have crossed during those two years.
As President Putin invades Ukraine, we highlight some of the worst apologists for Russia in Britain and what they’ve had to say about this tyrant and his rotten regime – amongst them Arron Banks, Bernie Ecclestone and Nigel Farage
“With friends like these, who needs enemies?” comes to mind of three British born buffoons right now. Those buffoons? Disruptive businessman Arron Banks, former head honcho of Formula One Bernie Ecclestone and ex-UKIP leader Nigel Farage.
As the Russian tanks role into Ukraine and countless thousands are killed and injured by the tyrannical aggressor Vladimir Putin, it must be remembered that there are some in the United Kingdom who actually are fans of the current regime’s monster-in-chief.
Mildest of the three in his offerings past on Putin’s Russia is surprisingly Banks – who happens to be married to a Russian – who blames the West for having “humiliated” a country that covers 11% of the landmass of the world, but for Ecclestone and Farage, “the 21st century Hitler” is something of a hero.
In July 2019, Ecclestone remarked: ““If someone had a machine gun and was prepared to shoot Putin, I would stand in front of him because he’s a good guy. He’s never done anything that isn’t doing good things for people” and going further added:
“Honestly, I think the guy who be running Europe, impressed me more than anything, is Mr Putin because he’s a guy that says he’s going to do something and does it… [He’s] a first-class person.”
“He does what he says he’s gonna do, he gets the job done. I mean people don’t understand exactly what he wants to do… He wants to put Russia back to what it was.”
In March 2014, the fruitcake that is Nigel Farage – who in the last 24 hours ludicrously claimed the invasion of Ukraine has been entirely caused by the EU and NATO trying to “poke the Russian bear with a stick” and suggested: “If Vladimir Putin’s one demand is that we state clearly that Ukraine is not going to join Nato, why don’t we do it?” – said of Putin: “As an operator [I admire him]. The whole way he played Syria. Brilliant.”
Bernie Ecclestone has met the Russian leader on numerous occasions and the two clearly are birds of a rotten feather.Aside from expressing admiration for Putin, Nigel Farage is rather a fan of another nutjob politician, Donald Trump.Arron Banks clearly is more concerned about himself than the situation in Ukraine. The crackpot crazy businessman clearly thinks the war is a bit of a laughing matter also.
ARRON BANKS’S WORST MOMENTS
Once quite rightly termed a “nobody” by William Hague, Arron Banks is currently in a legal suit with the courageous crusading columnist Carole Cadwalladr. He was expelled from two schools – once for stealing the lead off the roof – and is married to a Russian he met at a Britney Spears concert.
Of the war Russia is raging on Ukraine:
“Enjoy the war… Of course, it’s complex… Russia needs to cool its jets but people need to understand… The West humiliated Russia after the Cold War, ransacked its borders and behaved very badly. NATO and the EU on the Russian border was always going to provoke them.”
“The EU decided to play politics on Russia’s border, I don’t agree with the aggression but it’s a predictable reaction.”
On Sir Nicholas Soames, Sir Winston Churchill’s grandson:
“Tommy Two Belts Soames… Soames is a pompous old bore whose blind Europhilia would make Juncker blush. The only thing he and his fine ancestor have in common is their waistline.”
On President Donald Trump:
“[He] represents a new kind of politics and I think it’s coming [to Britain].”
Of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:
“I am convinced the Queen secretly loves [Farage] and would welcome him as a knight of the realm.”
On the late Duke of Edinburgh:
“A man with a great sense of humour.”
On New Labour and Bernie Ecclestone and other donors:
“Didn’t New Labour take a million pound bung from Bernie Ecclestone or promise British passports to a couple of Indian brothers?”
On Russian interference in the Brexit referendum:
“There was no Russian money and no interference of any type.”
On a meeting with a Russian ambassador with British-Belizean political activist Andy Wigmore:
“We’d been invited by a shady character called Oleg who we’d met in Doncaster at the UKIP conference… Our host wanted the inside track on the Brexit campaign… We shook hands and promised to meet again.”
Asked by the Electoral Commission about his involvement with Russians:
“My sole involvement with ‘the Russians’ was a boozy 6 hour lunch with the ambassador.”
On Cambridge Analytica:
“They devise psychological profiles of the electorate, using thousands of pieces of data to filter population into 150 personality types. With this information, you can tailor campaign material to particular groups… It may sound a bit creepy, but these days it’s how most political parties work.”
On the EU:
“A closed shop for bankrupt people.”
“[Membership] is like having a first-class ticket on the Titanic.”
Of how he perceives his personal importance in helping Brexit happen:
“I helped bankroll freedom & the biggest electoral shock of all time. Brexit will work out brilliantly. Dry your tears and move on.”
Of the Civil Service:
“They won’t be missed.”
On his and Andy Wigmore’s campaigning style:
“Wiggy and I like winging it.”
“Let’s play the ball, not the man.
On the coronavirus lockdown:
“A total waste of time.”
On facts:
“What [the American lobbying firm and referendum specialist Goddard Gunster] said early on was: ‘Facts don’t work,’ and that’s it… It just doesn’t work… It’s the Trump success.”
On Conservative to UKIP turncoat and now ex-MP Douglas Carswell:
“Borderline autistic with mental illness wrapped in.”
“Slanty-jawed, boggle-eyed bellend.”
On the climate change activist Greta Thunberg setting out in a zero-carbon yacht:
“Freak yacht accidents do happen in August.”
On fellow Brexiteer Sir Bill Cash MP:
“[A] Eurosceptic corpse.”
On former Labour MP Chuka Umunna:
“[A] self-appointed spokesman for political correctness.”
On Jeremy Corbyn MP:
“He’s our greatest ally. Long live Jezza!”
Of actor Hugh Grant commenting on ‘PartyGate’ and Boris Johnson:
“Shagging hookers in the back of your car in public probably ranks worse than tea and cake in a boring office do.”
On the Conservatives he likes:
“The only two people I trust with carrying out the peoples’ wishes are Andrea Leadsom and Liam Fox.”
On spending limits in British elections:
“We’re supposed to be Great Britain, not a banana republic!”
On the Electoral Commission:
“The Electoral Commission should wind their necks in.”
On what he wants next for Britain:
“Immigration cap of 50,000, with a £5,000 deposit. The economy would explode. Singapore on steroids.”
Of himself:
“I form my own opinions and ignore the crowd… I’m capable of independent thought… I’ve got my own opinion.”
On where he has been known to go late at night:
“I’m sorry to report that our last stop was a sleazy gay bar in Soho, the only place still open.”
BERNIE ECCLESTONE’S WORST MOMENTS
A poisonous penny-pinching dwarf and well-known as a “coffin dodger,” Bernie Ecclestone – a bestie of the man who paid £12 million to a woman he claims never to have met Prince Andrew – couldn’t give a damn about anything other than money. He’ll mouth off in support of anyone who might help him get just a little bit more.
On President Vladimir Putin:
“[He] should be running Europe… He should be in Brussels running Europe… We should get rid of Brussels and he should just be in charge.”
“Honestly, I think the guy who be running Europe, impressed me more than anything, is Mr Putin because he’s a guy that says he’s going to do something and does it… [He’s] a first-class person.”
“He does what he says he’s gonna do, he gets the job done. I mean people don’t understand exactly what he wants to do… He wants to put Russia back to what it was.”
“I was with [Putin] after the [2014 Sochi Winter] Olympics on the top of the bloody mountain… We had a meeting, just the two of us, and we came out and we were walking along and people were coming up to him asking for an autograph… That’s what people think of him.”
“If someone had a machine gun and was prepared to shoot Putin, I would stand in front of him because he’s a good guy. He’s never done anything that isn’t doing good things for people.”
On President Putin’s intolerance to gay people in Russia:
“When I was at school, if you did something wrong, the teacher used to say: ‘Go and get the punishment book and the cane. Go to your headmistress and get a few whacks or something.’ That’s what he does.”
On President Donald Trump:
“I think he’d be fantastic [as President of the United States of America]. I’m sure he’s much more flexible than most of them. If he’s made a mistake, he’s more likely to say: ‘It was a good idea at the time.’”
“He has done a lot of good things for the world.”
On Adolf Hitler:
“Apart from the fact that Hitler got taken away and persuaded to do things that I have no idea whether he wanted to do or not, he was in the way that he could command a lot of people, able to get things done… He wasn’t a dictator.”
On Jewish people:
“They have a lot of influence everywhere.”
On black people:
“In a lot of cases, black people are more racist than what white people are.”
Of democracy in the United Kingdom:
“If you have a look at a democracy it hasn’t done a lot of good for many countries – including this one.”
Of his crackpot suggestion that the now late Max Mosley, son of the late Fascist Oswald Mosley, might have been Prime Minister of Great Britain:
“[He would have done] a super job… I don’t think his background would [have been] a problem.”
On Brexit:
“I’m 100% an outer.”
On his wealth:
“I’ve got enough I can do with my money.”
On following the rules:
“I never stopped breaking the rules.”
Asked if immigrants had made a contribution to the UK:
“They have not.”
On who is worth speaking to:
“Anyone who doesn’t speak English isn’t worth speaking to… I’d rather get to the 70-year-old guy who has a lot of cash.”
On journalists:
“I can’t remember a single occasion when I have been kind to a journalist.”
On social media:
“I think the change that is currently taking place is very short-lived, as these social media people are starting to think it is not as good as they thought.”
On waiters and prostitutes:
“Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.”
On women:
“You know, I’ve got one of those wonderful ideas… Women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances.”
“What I would really like to see happen is to find the right girl, perhaps a black girl with super looks, preferably Jewish or Muslim, who speaks Spanish.”
On women participating in Formula 1:
“I don’t know whether a woman would physically be able to drive an F1 car quickly, and they wouldn’t be taken seriously.”
On Lewis Hamilton:
“I don’t find him particularly engaging… He’s not particularly you would say black.”
On the corrupt criminal and disgraced banker Gerhard Gribkowsky:
“Dear old Gribkowsky… I don’t blame him because I would have probably done the same if I could have done it. He found the weak spot, found some leverage and used it. You can’t blame somebody for doing that.”
On the individuals who kidnapped his mother-in-law:
“If I get upset, how could it help?”
On his business career and his family’s Bambino Holdings offshore trust:
“I’ve got the highest position there is. So high that when I look down, I can’t see anything.”
“Maybe the most serious thing I regret was giving my shares to my ex [Slavica Radić], because when she them all in a trust for her and the kids, I lost control.”
NIGEL FARAGE’S WORST MOMENTS
Though he thinks himself a “man of the people,” this big-mouthed braggart is actually more of a “man of the elite.” Prone to hanging around in Belgravia and Knightsbridge with his old convict chum ‘Posh George’ Cottrell – jailed in America in 2016 for wire fraud – Nigel Farage is prone to pontificating on almost any subject and supposedly, according to one of his school teachers, “marched through a quiet Sussex very late night shouting Hitler Youth songs” as a child.
On President Putin being his political idol:
“As an operator, but not as a human being, I would say Putin. The way he played the whole Syria thing. Brilliant.”
On President Barrack Obama:
“[A] loathsome individual.”
On President Donald Trump:
“A good President.”
“Dominated [Hillary Clinton] like a silverback gorilla.”
Reacting to a poster showing Adolf Hitler promoting the single currency:
“Politics needs a bit of spicing up.”
On the then European Union President Herman van Rompuy in 2010:
“You have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk… The sooner you are put out to grass, the better.”
On the problems caused by immigration:
“[The M4] is no longer as navigable as it should be.”
On who should be allowed into Britain:
“People who do not have HIV, to be frank.”
On Romanian immigrants:
“Any normal and fair-minded person would have a perfect right to be concerned if a group of Romanian people suddenly moved in next door.”
On Muslim immigrants:
“[They are] coming here to take us over.”
On a UKIP candidate called a Chinese person a “Chinky”:
“If you and your mates were going out for a Chinese, what do you say you’re going for? … A lot would [say ‘Chinky’].”
On Scotland:
“A pretty ugly nation.”
On the Swiss:
“We wouldn’t want to be like the Swiss, would we? That would be awful. We’d be rich.”
On politics in general:
“We are the turkeys who have voted for Christmas.”
On people speaking in languages other than English on public transport:
“[Makes me feel] uncomfortable.”
On gun laws:
“Ludicrous.”
On global warming and climate change:
“A scam… We may have made one of the biggest and most stupid collective mistakes in history by getting so worried about global warming.”
On gay marriage:
“I think we’re opening up a very big can of worms here and I think there some very, very big risks… I do not support the idea of same sex marriages.”
On breastfeeding women:
“[They should] sit in the corner, or whatever it might be.”
On the banking crisis:
“The banking collapse was [not caused] by greed.”
On women in the workplace and maternity leave:
“A woman… is worth far less to her employer… Working mothers are worth less than men.”
“Maybe it’s because I’ve got so many women pregnant over the years that I have a different view.”
On being chased out of a pub in Kent by protestors:
“I hope these ‘demonstrators’ are proud of themselves. My children were so scared by their behaviour that they ran away to hide. At the time of writing this a relative has gone to look for them, and they are not yet at home. These people are scum.”
After being in a plane crash:
“Looking at the picture of me in the wreckage, note that I’ve still got my top button done up and my tie on.”
On the extra £350 million per week for the NHS Vote Leave claim:
“A mistake.”
On whether Brexit could be a failure:
“I never promised it would be a huge success.”
On what he’d do if Brexit fails:
“If Brexit is a disaster, I will go and live abroad. I’ll go and live somewhere else.”
On himself:
“I’ve been called a great many things in my time.”
In giving “right snob” Lady Victoria Hervey airtime “deeply unpleasant” peddler of poison Dan Wootton brought new shame on GB News; elsewhere deranged “Devil’s Advocate” Alan Dershowitz’s rant about acknowledged victim of sex trafficking Virginia Giuffre just proves he’s onto yet another sticky wicket
That acceptance, however, was not enough for the noxious nitwit that is the daughter-of-a-thief Lady Victoria Hervey – a wastrel wack job previously shamed for running a nasty knicker flogging boutique in Knightsbridge that closed with debts of £350,000 and for stating “f*ck BLM” in spite of her ancestors having been abolitionists – and still now she’s peddling piffle and claiming that the victim now known as Virginia Giuffre is a “scam artist” who is “playing you all for fools” and “deserves” a “prison cell full of rats.”
Last night – in an utterly disgraceful move that shows GB News well and truly as a channel suited only for the spreading of crackpot conspiracy theories – the “deeply unpleasant” Dan Wootton furthered this outrage by inviting the thick toff “you’ll never see on Mastermind” that is known in some circles as ‘Lady Herpes’ onto his show and giving her airtime to parade yet more of her poison.
Featuring this birdbrained batshit bonkers berk’s trademark “you knows” and “ums” and “ers” – which indicate only how truly mentally challenged this nasty piece of toerag who also believes Ghislaine Maxwell to be a “scapegoat” truly is – in a diatribe of disgrace lasting 10 minutes or thereabouts, grubby grifter Lady Victoria claimed Prince Andrew “wanted to prove his innocence in court.” She added that she believed he was “pressurised” by his family into settling for a “mixture of reasons,” yet couldn’t quantify what those reasons might have been. No surprises there.
Going further, this pugnacious party crasher told Wootton: “It was a setup over twenty years… Of course, it’s financially motivated. As soon as [Giuffre] runs out of money, she’s suing someone else and she’ll probably do it again. There will be another story when she blows this money… I think she’s shown her real colours… I hope Prince Andrew can put these false allegations behind him.” As was the case with Maxwell, when asked if she’d spoken with the prince, this threesome loving fruitcake most curiously declined to comment.
Elsewhere on Tuesday, Alan Dershowitz took to Rumble to join in the firestorm and also had a pop at Virginia Giuffre. After banging on about the unfathomably dumb Sarah Palin, this lawyer – who has, without showing an ounce of shame, represented “taxes are only for the little people” believer Leona Helmsley and rapists including Harvey Weinstein and Mike Tyson previously and variously has described Giuffre as “serial liar,” a “prostitute,” and a “bad mother,” who could not be believed “against somebody with an unscathed reputation like me” – bleated of a lady taking him to court for defamation: “She was pressured into accusing me.”
Worked up like a crazed hyena on heroin, Dershowitz turned to Winston Churchill and stole a great quote from the revered politician: “A false story makes it halfway around the world before the truth can get its shoes on.” He then concluded: “There is absolutely no evidence in my case… [Virginia Giuffre] is a child trafficker [herself]… Now, my case becomes the big case because it is the only case left where Virginia Giuffre’s credibility can be tested… My hope is that everyone will agree that this was a made-up story. I have to fight and will continue to fight.”
Of the Internet, Alan Dershowitz himself once remarked: “There is a permanent record today, and it’s called the Internet… [It] knows no national borders.” Now, today, we must also remind him, Prince Andrew, Lady Victoria Hervey and Dan Wootton that their attempts to use the media to attempt to shame acknowledged victims of abuse will forever remain on permanent record. A curse on the houses of all four of these reprehensible ratbags.
“Devil’s Advocate” and “Demon of Evil” Alan Dershowitz’s not-so ‘finest’ moments…
On truth: “There are many levels of truth… The law is agnostic to the truth. It’s very sceptical of ultimate truth.”
On telling lies to the media: “There’s no federal crime that says it’s illegal to lie to the media.”
On convicted mucky madam sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell: “She must be presumed innocent.”
Asked about his one-time friend and client, the since croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein: “I’m a very strong supporter of the MeToo movement… I think of myself like a doctor or a priest. If they whell Jeffrey Epstein into the emergency ward, the doctor is going to take care of him… Every honest criminal lawyer will you that he defends the guilty and the innocent.”
On Virginia Roberts Giuffre (who he is currently in litigation with): “I have been falsely accused.”
On another victim of Jeffrey Epstein known simply as “A.H.”: “She, herself, has chosen to go by the nickname of ‘pimp juice’… [She has an] an apparent fascination with marijuana… and a long record of lying, theft, and blaming others for her crimes.”
On trials and truth (clearly said before considering his own situation and that of his old muckers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell): “All sides in a trial want to hide at least some of the truth.”
On justice: “A criminal trial is never about seeking justice for the victim. If it were, there could be only one verdict: guilty… Well, you know, all law is about injustice.”
On famous people and justice: “Every celebrity… The one thing you can be sure of is they don’t get the same justice as everybody else.”
On judges: “[They] are the weakest link in our system of justice.”
On good and bad people (in spite of his associations with some truly repugnant individuals): “Good people go to heaven and bad people go to hell.”
On money: “I never do anything for money; I get paid a lot of money as a by-product.”
On guns: “It is bigoted to say guns are quintessentially American… There’s no evidence that I’m aware of that guns reduce crime.”
On what interests him most: “I’m not a single-issue person, but I spend so much time on Israel.”
On insane people: “Well, many insane people and seriously mentally ill people seem very reasonable.”
On those that dislike him: “I’ve thought of publishing a book of my hate mail, but I don’t own the rights to the letters.”
On how he lives: “I love discomfort. I mean, my whole life is discomfort.”
On his reputation: “My reputation is more important than my book.”
On whose views matter most: “I’m never satisfied unless I get the last word.”
Alan Dershowitz didn’t do a very good job of trying to not look decidedly deranged on his Rumble channel on Tuesday.Eton and Cambridge educated financier Euan Rellie accurately summed up Alan Dershowitz after the latter wrote an article for ‘Spectator USA’ about Ghislaine Maxwell in July 2020. Of the former lawyer of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump, Rellie quite correctly observed: “This guy @AlanDersh is protesting way too much.”
Alan Dershowitz was played by Ron Silver in the spectacular 1990 American drama film ‘Reversal of Fortune’ with Jeremy Irons as Claus von Bülow (1926 – 2019) and Glenn Close as Sunny von Bülow (1932 – 2008). The 111-minute film grossed £12.3 million at the box office and was deservedly lauded for its “exceptional performances” and “cunning script.” At that time, he came across as a crusading advocate and decent man, but in the years since he’s clearly moved to the dark side.‘GB News’ presenter Dan Wootton is a deservedly disliked television presenter. Pictured here with the late Caroline Flack, here is an import into Britain that the country could clearly do without. There’s nothing good about him and there’s nothing British either.
“Deeply Unpleasant” Dan Wootton’s not-so ‘finest’ moments…
On Tatler magazine: “A repulsive… bible for the elite… that makes my skin crawl… Tatler should be shunned because of the vile way it perpetuates a class system that does so much damage to society. Not Quite Our Magazine, Darling.”
On Eurovision: “We are too cool for it, but I’ve got passion for it.”
On Dominic Cummings (who’d probably have preferred even Katie Hopkins as a defender): “Make no mistake, the establishment is out to get Dominic Cummings… I despair.”
On footballer David Beckham and his singer turned fashion designer wife Victoria (whose fans responded with fury): “Weird and creepy.”
On singer George Shelley (whose fans got equally upset): “[He’s] done a Tom Daley and come out as bisexual.”
On singer Susan Boyle (whose management hit back with denial): “Volatile… Forced to shop at Tesco and travel by bus.”
On political activist and Novara Media editor Ash Sarkar (before he “shut her down” during a “fiery conversation”): “Grasping.”
On Celebrity Masterchef winner Emma Kennedy (who reported him to Ofcom and threated to sue him with the help of Carter Ruck): “Deranged Boris hater.”
Lady Victoria Hervey would now do well to stick to hanging around with washed-up wannabes like Christabel Milbanke and disgraced television presenter Angus Deayton.Lady Victoria Hervey will never go down in history as a brainbox. Instead, she will be remembered as a peddler of piffle and for sharing sordid secrets of threesomes. She’d do well to shut her almighty trap and keep clear of ticketed business and parties that she would never in an eternity ever actually be invited to.
“Anything But A Lady… More Like A Slag” Lady Victoria Hervey’s not-so ‘finest’ moments…
On herself: “I’m not stupid. I’m not a dumb model… “[I aim to become] the next Kate Winslet – but with class… I’ve had Botox of course… I suddenly thought, I’m just Victoria Hervey… Horrible.”
Of her “past lives” in crackpot clear fashion: “I have had four past lives, three of them as a man. I was a composer in 17th-century Paris, I made materials in India and in Ancient Greece I was a famous politician. In Ancient Egypt I was keeper of the oils for the Pharaoh’s wife, and I love oils so it all kind of fits.”
On working: “I do have a day job… My career always goes much better when I haven’t got a man.”
Of other people and work and money: “What annoys me is when these families have got like 12 children and we’re paying for these kids… They work out that they make more money being on the dole than having a job, they just laze around… The real irony of this is that the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.”
On what she drinks in Dawn Ward-like fashion: “Unless it’s champagne, I can’t handle it.”
On the Black Lives Matter movement (in spite of her ancestors being abolitionists): “F*ck BLM.”
On having children (thankfully she’s not yet had any): “A baby is very easy – you hand them over to a nanny… I’m kind of into star signs and I want my baby to have a sign that’s compatible with mine. It’s to plan though… We’ll just have to see… We’ll do the embryos and then I’ll figure out which month I’d like the baby to be born.”
On coronavirus: “I believe in natural immunity… It’s completely hyped! The biggest worldwide conspiracy that has ever happened… [Its’] Bill Gates’ goal to bring out this vaccine to depoluate the world. I’m not going to be a lab rat.”
On being told to wear a face mask: “I storm out of any shop [that asks me to put one on].”
Of Prince Andrew’s sexual antics: “At the end of the day, he’s only a man, and he’s male, right? I don’t think anyone can expect him to just be a monk in a monastery.”
On why even Jeffrey Epstein rejected her: “I was too old for Jeffrey Epstein… [He seemed] very charming… He was a very well-liked guy… Jeffrey was a very charismatic man.”
Of the one-time mates she happily took hospitality from: “Ghislaine and Jeffrey were like Batman and Robin.”
On why Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell invited her to their gatherings: “I was pretty much used as bait.”
On hanging around with paedophiles: “For me, it just seemed like fun at the time.”
Of why she falsely thought Ghislaine Maxwell was going to disappear forever: “I haven’t seen [Ghislaine Maxwell] since September [2018] at a friend’s baby shower… I don’t think anyone is going to find her. She’s gone far away. She’s a bit like a James Bond character. She’s quite a unique person and I don’t believe anyone is going to find her… I don’t think we will ever see her again, it’s going to be like Robert Maxwell continued; she will continue that family mystery.”
Of Ghislaine Maxwell after her conviction: “[Ghislaine] unfortunately now is a scapegoat. There’s no one else to blame… It is not quite as fair as it could be.”
On Virginia Giuffre: Amongst her many tiresome tirades against an acknowledged victim of sex trafficking, this privileged pillock – described by the by-contrast lovely, late fellow ‘It Girl’ Tara Palmer-Tomkinson as “unpleasant” and “a right snob,” – has remarked:
“This was about to go Live on Lorraine last week. Please can someone let me know what the age of consent is in the UK. I thought it’s 17. Some of these stories sound like a case study of Regret turning into Revenge. This story has been so blown out of proportion. Or has it. Nobody knows.”
“People are literally murdering people in LA and getting out of jail. It’s a real life gotham city blood bath. I know Ghislaine is obviously not a saint and should pay back the trauma caused to her ‘victims’ but lifetime in jail for touching a girls tit 20 years ago and taking them on yacht, private jet and shopping trips. Come on. This has become a witch hunt. Thoughts on this? What does she deserve?”
“And while I’m here I may as well let out some other thoughts. That Virginia Roberts is a complete whore. She was no innocent girl. At 15 she ended up in hospital with alcohol poisoning. She’s just a ghetto opportunist whose seriously mixed up. I really genuinely wanted to feel bad for these girls but the trial gave us nothing.”
“And yes, drinking yourself into hospital doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a whore but it shows how mentally unstable you are.”
“I just can’t with the sob stories. Virginia was a classified train wreck. She wanted to go on those trips. In fact she’d do anything to be invited. During the recent trial her friend said she texted her after prince andrew and was boasting about it. Money hungry girls like her do not help the real people going through human trafficking.”
“You cannot compare Virginia to the character in my friends movie totally different girl was literally kept in a cage. Virginia was living the high life. I’m so sick of these me too girls cashing in and ruining it for the girls that really do need help and are desperate that are being killed and tortured.”
“Basically, you cannot question a victim in today’s climate. So even though Virginia was of age and clearly became a co-conspirator herself, we in the public are not allowed to question her or her motives.”
“Would she be suing these people if they were broke and molesting her in a trailer park? Which by the sounds of things she was dropping her knickers in all sorts of places. I also knew one of the other ‘victims’ who was also a total money hungry drug addict slut and a f*ck up. I’m so over this.”
