Britain needs to get tough on knife crime suggests Matthew Steeples; we need a Giuliani-like figure to counter Mrs May
In a depressing reversal of fortunes, New York is now safer than London. With knife...
Matthew Steeples feels sympathy for the croaky voiced Theresa May but suggests we’d all be better off if this ill woman was relieved of her duties
Yesterday, in what can only be branded one of...
Theresa May should be ashamed of herself for slashing police numbers at this time; she should instead be increasing them
Theresa May was the worst Home Secretary in history and now she is undoubtedly the...
Sir Philip Green’s downfall is now all but complete; strip him of his knighthood says Matthew Steeples
He used to be known as ‘Sir Shifty’ but now that’s become a title too far. With revelations...
Matthew Steeples suggests Theresa May has lost control and urges readers to support a People’s Vote and the Put It To The People march
The phrase: “Like turkeys voting for Christmas” came to mind as...
In resigning from the Conservative Party Anna Soubry MP has proven herself to be a true patriot
Anna Soubry MP is first and foremost a thoroughly decent lady. I met her at a dinner in...
Brexiteer turned Britain fleeing tycoon Sir Jim Ratcliffe should be stripped of his title suggests Matthew Steeples
“Britain’s richest man” Sir Jim Ratcliffe is often described as a “prominent Brexiteer.” Now, given news of his...
Matthew Steeples foresees a need for the government to accept that their Brexit strategy is simply not working and change tact; news that Porsche will introduce a surcharge of 10% is proof of how...
Matthew Steeples joins those calling for the Vagrancy Act to be urgently repealed; homeless people need help and not hate
News that a 31-year-old homeless man was found dead in sub-zero temperatures last week in...
Matthew Steeples suggests the jailing of Fiona Onasanya MP over her lies over a speeding ticket is quite absurd
They say: “Don’t kick a dog when it’s down,” but plainly that doesn’t apply in the...
Matthew Steeples suggests Britain has descended into chaos as a result of Brexit and whether you’re a Brexiteer or Remainer, it is time we stopped hating one another
One in six of us have fallen...
Matthew Steeples does a U-turn and salutes John Bercow
John Bercow is a truly repugnant specimen. Aside from being married to a vile woman – and one that is most definitely not a lady –...
Gavin Newsom brings hope to America and we expect him to great things as 40th Governor of California; we also urge him to do what he can to free the victims of parental abuse,...
Matthew Steeples suggests that ‘Fat Cat Friday’ is actually not such a bad thing
Today is branded ‘Fat Cat Friday’ by some in the UK. They moan that business chief executives of the top FTSE...
In the wake of a rollerblader causing a woman severe head injuries, Matthew Steeples demands ‘pavement pests’ – including those blessed scooters – be banned from spaces meant for pedestrians
‘Pavement pests’ – adults on...
The behaviour of Jeremy Corbyn yesterday is indicative of a new low in the conduct of British politicians suggests Matthew Steeples
Yesterday in the House of Commons, yah-boo politics reared its ugly head when Jeremy...
Theresa May will likely win today, but, argues Matthew Steeples, the country will be ever poorer as a result
Theresa May is rather like a binbag: Something you want to throw out, but something that...
As Theresa May hangs on in spite of revolts and defeats, Matthew Steeples asks: ‘How much longer can this kitten heeled harbinger of disaster hang on?’
When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or...
Matthew Steeples highlights that not only the appalling case of two swans and five cygnets being shot in Kent but also other problems facing these majestic birds
This summer, on The Serpentine in Hyde Park,...
Speaker Bercow brings shame on himself and Britain through his mendacious ways (yet again) suggests Matthew Steeples
John Bercow could be criticised for marrying a rough bird named Sally (who then had an affair with...
Matthew Steeples questions the reasoning of the continued funding into the investigation into the ‘disappearance’ of Madeleine McCann
Madeleine McCann deserves justice. That’s undeniable but what is utterly wrong is that so do all the...
Matthew Steeples calls for Theresa May to follow her resigning ministers and JUST GO
Today was a moment in history. First, Theresa May lost a fair few cabinet ministers and then she stupidly claimed: “A...
Matthew Steeples suggests Theresa May’s time truly is up
Theresa May stood at The Centopah yesterday and looked like a she was about to be run into the ground.
Next to the scruffy (as could be...
Matthew Steeples suggests Theresa May’s time truly is up
Theresa May stood at The Centopah yesterday and looked like a she was about to be run into the ground.
Next to the scruffy (as could be...
Matthew Steeples suggests the mess that is currently Britain needs a wake-up call and it needs a coup
It’s all David Cameron’s fault: There was no need for him to call a referendum on leaving...
Matthew Steeples questions the validity of getting easily offended as a man “offends” a woman on the Underground by dressing as Samuel L. Jackson
People will always find reasons to be offended it seems. In...
Matthew Steeples names and shames the retail giants who won’t be selling Royal British Legion poppies this year; they include Boots, Sainsbury’s, Selfridges, Tesco, Waitrose and Wholefoods
Even ‘Murky’ Meghan Markle – down under in...
Matthew Steeples suggests that continued interest in the case of Tommy Robinson illustrates a very dangerous extremist underbelly still exists in British politics
Whatever the complexities of the case against Tommy Robinson and Judge Nicholas...
Matthew Steeples reports on his experiences at the People’s Vote March in London
Yesterday, sporting a Michael Portillo style shirt and a ‘Bollocks to Brexit’ sticker for comedy value, I joined the nigh on 700,000...
Matthew Steeples salutes Charlie Mullins and Pimlico Plumbers for continuing to say Bollocks to Brexit as Lambeth council attempt to force him to take his protest sign down
Recently The Steeple Times saluted Pimlico Plumbers’...
Matthew Steeples shares his views on the ‘outrage’ against Friday’s royal wedding and ‘death by Pret’
People are very angry at the moment: They’re angry about Brexit and they’re angry about their sex lives, they’re...
