Sunday, October 17, 2021

Anth’ Flips

Anthea Turner moves from swinging to flipping – and does so disastrously

When in the company of she who enjoys a bit of knicker flashing in restaurants Lizzie Cundy, Anthea Turner often seems to firstly end up in the press and secondly makes a bit of a berk of herself.

 

Miss Turner, known for “swinging into action” and currently engaged to a man convicted of biting a policeman whilst high on magic mushrooms, it turns out attended a “raucous bash” last week and ended up being backflipped. The result was a bit of “nasty facial bruising.”

 

Supposedly the Cadbury’s Flake loving fading television presenter was “miming Shania Twain’s hit Man I Feel Like A Woman” as part of her “signature party moves” during the incident. “It didn’t go to plan,” she remarked and tried to recover with a “shot of tequila and a Fortnum & Mason chocolate biscuit.” As you do, as you do indeed.

 

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