Monday, January 18, 2021

Wally of the Week: Susanne Hinte

Lottery ticket washer Susanne Hinte is nothing but fame and money hungry

 

After trying to claim a £33 million lottery prize with a ticket that had been through the wash and lacked a date or barcode, a German born, 48-year old granny who likes to pose topless has finally admitted she’s “a bit dappy”.

 

Wally of the Week: Susanne Hinte
Wally of the Week: Susanne Hinte

 

In an interview – for which, presumably, she was paid a far from insubstantial fee – with The Sun, Susanne Hinte remarked:

 

“I am sorry because of what has happened, my life has been taken from me… I was going out of my mind. I didn’t know what was happening. No amount of money I could ever get could make up for what has happened. I wish I’d never done it”.

 

A convicted criminal and £122 per week benefits recipient, Hinte – known as “Sanne” to her friends – told the newspaper: “I’ll regret this for the rest of my life”. She ridiculously claimed that she has become suicidal since the incident and is also said to be “frightened” that “the police will come after her for making the false claim” according to The Mail on Sunday.

 

Hinte, however, might not be as stupid as she portrays herself to be. Agent Barry Tomes – the representative of such classy characters as Benefits Street “star” Deirdre “White Dee” Kelly and “Britain’s vainest man” Sam Barton – remarked:

 

“She could be looking at earning £1 million over the next couple of years. That’s not bad at all”.

 

“I’ve seen pics of her topless that are doing the rounds so she’ll be offered porn and adult work”.

 

“She needs to be handled carefully but she looks like a woman who is up for plenty of things. She will be in demand even though Camelot have said her claim is not valid”.

 

This truly lowbrow grabbing granny personifies all that is wrong with Britain today: May she, please, just fade back into obscurity.

 

 

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    15 COMMENTS

    1. Didn’t she also try to claim on a scratchcard she damaged in a puddle? She is a CROOK and the money she wastes on lottery tickets should be deducted from her benefits.

    2. Pam, now you can understand how a trolley dolly can sit on the board of directors of many organisations. It is carry-on regardless.

    3. If she’s not lying and she truly is sorry then she won’t be earning £1,000,000 or even a penny out of this. Something tells me she’s got her price though, and the same something also tells me it’s not going to particularly high.

    4. Max the flack always said, “get your name out there, any which way but loose, and the rest will follow. Meaning Reality Television big buck deals, because television has become a circus.

    5. Why do people here encourage Rod? He is a bloody fool whose only ambition is to get his name on as many global sites as he can in order to market his idiotic little business

    6. I am afraid Susanne is. as you could say, “all washed up”. She died of a cardiac arrest at her home, in the afternoon ,a week ago today

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