Lottery ticket washer Susanne Hinte is nothing but fame and money hungry
After trying to claim a £33 million lottery prize with a ticket that had been through the wash and lacked a date or barcode, a German born, 48-year old granny who likes to pose topless has finally admitted she’s “a bit dappy”.
In an interview – for which, presumably, she was paid a far from insubstantial fee – with The Sun, Susanne Hinte remarked:
“I am sorry because of what has happened, my life has been taken from me… I was going out of my mind. I didn’t know what was happening. No amount of money I could ever get could make up for what has happened. I wish I’d never done it”.
A convicted criminal and £122 per week benefits recipient, Hinte – known as “Sanne” to her friends – told the newspaper: “I’ll regret this for the rest of my life”. She ridiculously claimed that she has become suicidal since the incident and is also said to be “frightened” that “the police will come after her for making the false claim” according to The Mail on Sunday.
Hinte, however, might not be as stupid as she portrays herself to be. Agent Barry Tomes – the representative of such classy characters as Benefits Street “star” Deirdre “White Dee” Kelly and “Britain’s vainest man” Sam Barton – remarked:
“She could be looking at earning £1 million over the next couple of years. That’s not bad at all”.
“I’ve seen pics of her topless that are doing the rounds so she’ll be offered porn and adult work”.
“She needs to be handled carefully but she looks like a woman who is up for plenty of things. She will be in demand even though Camelot have said her claim is not valid”.
This truly lowbrow grabbing granny personifies all that is wrong with Britain today: May she, please, just fade back into obscurity.
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