Matthew Steeples (attempts) to review ITVBe’s new series about the life of wealthy heiress Tamara Ecclestone (but doesn’t get very far)
I was going to write a scathing review of Tamara Ecclestone’s attempt to outdo Kim Kardashian with the new ITVBe series about her privileged life, Tamara’s World. Then, after wasting 60 minutes watching what can only be described as a self-centred brat spouting drivel about how wealthy-but-normal she is, I realised I could offer readers interested in fucked-up rich people some better advice: Turn off your TV set and read The Great Gatsby instead.
Some pearls from Tamara Ecclestone
Two stories to keep beside you
A party for one
Tamara Ecclestone and her husband Jay Rutland spend a supposed £70,000 on a birthday party for her one year old daughter
Tommy’s troubles
Thomas McLoughlin sentenced for his latest actions against Matthew Steeples
“I would say we are very down to earth as a family”
“Everyone thinks our wedding was a monstrosity but it was quite normal”
“I’m like an old lady with a cup of tea”
“I have more fun with my three year old than with most thirty-three year olds I know”
“We are completely bonkers but normal at the same time”
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14 comments
Pwoah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes please, yes please indeedy yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send her Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll share breakfast with her any day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Husband needs to head back to the hedgerows of petrol stations in Essex I do believe)
I watched it and think I would have preferred to have observed paint cracking. There won’t be a second series as it was just so dull. Kardashians – 10, Ecclestones – 0.
We all know where her money REALLY came from. Bungling Bernie got very lucky in Germany.
Another load of crap, so called reality TV, empty heads famous for being famous.
PS Where is Rolf Harris could be innocent? probably still eating her cornflakes..
At the risk of sounding like a maiden aunt : “How VERY common”…………!!!
How unkind you all are. She is just a girl who got pot luck and got a rich daddy and she married a boy who got pot luck and married a rich baby. She deserves to have fun and she needs all the love in the world given her mummy is known to be a husband beater and her daddy is known to be someone without any kind of moral compass. Good for her for trying to protect her beautiful daughter.
I enjoyed the show very much. Well done Tammie. You did good girl.
She is lucky to be as normal as she has turned out……
Her sister is damaged
Right load of shit just chattin crap so boring who do they think they are ya joke an stop going on about feeeeeeefeeeeeee dick heads
Total bollocks the world are not interested in. wannabees who have nothing of real interest to share with decent people apart from flashing there assess, legs and sticking there tits in your face.
Well said John, I’m sick and tired of these people who think they are better than anyone else, and contribute nothing. They say and do outrageous stuff to get talked about, and are simply famous for being famous. Also, how the f##k does this air head walk in those shoes ffs?
I think she’s a lovely person and what a beautiful family so close .love the way she was with Sophia and now the new daughter.thank u for your generosity with Christmas gifts from Amazon for people who haven’t got the finances to buy one for their child .if all wealthy people had the same way of thinking more people would be able to get the help they need .
Sounds like you work for her PR company you sad sack! If Tamara wanted to be generous, she’d stop buying tat and she’d go and work in an orphanage. She just wants publicity and desperados like you just want to take the pay to be her friend – because she can’t get any any other way!
Isn’t her husband into lay-bys?