Prince (Not So) Private has bloody well gone and done it again: The tedious twerp that is Prince Harry moved to the most public place on earth, La La Land, seeking privacy for his soppy self and his mendacious minx of a wife and now, putting aside his time working for Netflix and Spotify amongst others, this prized prat has written a foreword to a book.
Aside from the fact that he whined about wanting out of public life so publicly during that tediously tepid interview with Oprah ‘Do It For The Money’ Winfrey recently, the Duke of Sussex’s contribution to a book for the children of health workers who have died in the coronavirus pandemic is just nothing but grating.
Here is an entitled 36-year-old brat that wanted ‘out’ of British life, wanted out of the monarchy and wanted to make private profit. The public are thus perfectly reasonable to respond by rejecting him and quite frankly, those who’ve lost relatives to the calamities of coronavirus would probably rather hear from someone who actually genuinely cares about others rather than someone who toadly toes the tripe that his wicked wastrel wife feeds him daily.
Two stories to keep beside you

The Plotless Pillock Prince
Matthew Steeples suggests decidedly dim Prince Harry has well and truly lost the plot; he should heed the words of the equally ‘woke’ wally Lily Allen and finally “wind his neck in”

Public Randy vs. Private Harry
Whilst privacy obsessed yet decidedly public when for profit Prince Harry won’t be attending his grandfather’s memorial, his now disgraced uncle Prince Andrew surprisingly will be rocking up for this public occasion.
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For a couple that that are seeking a quiet life out of the public eye, they don’t seem to be doing a very good job of it.
Their whole lives will now depend on any publicity they can get, if things go a little quiet for them, well, all they have to do is make some outrageous statement or do another, tell all interview that should do the trick.
If I had lost a dear one in the Covid pandemic, the last thing I would want, is for one of these selfish prats rocking up for a publicity shot, pretending to actually care how the other half live.
They both now live with the real people in Hollywood, and their welcome to them.
Just about got it right young man. Well done.