Today, we can reveal that the well-known alleged help-himself-to-champagne-bottles and spreader of fake news Richard Madeley is one of just 36 people Ghislaine Maxwell’s ‘team’ are following on their new ‘official’ Twitter account, @RealGhislaine.
Carefully choreographed by her chuckling chum editor of the Daily Mail Geordie Greig in his paper on a day when everyone else is focused on the sad passing of the Queen’s much-loved husband, this morning this ‘Friend of Geordie (or FOG’s)’ paper ran with the rambling headline: “‘My sister is no monster.’ Ghislaine Maxwell’s family launches website protesting her innocence and detailing her jail cell conditions as she prepares to appeal her thrice-rejected bail application.”
The RealGhislaine.com site itself begins with a homepage that features text that reads:
Two stories to keep beside you

Fifth Time Ghislaine
Matthew Steeples suggests, as she seeks bail for a fifth time, mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell has become a real-life Violet-Elizabeth Bott.

Maxwell’s Fake Image
As her lawyer issues an image of her with a black eye, mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s history with fakery should lead anyone rational to question whether its current or genuine even.
“This website has been developed and is maintained by brothers, sisters, family & friends of Ghislaine Maxwell, the people who have known the real Ghislaine all her life, not the fictional one-dimensional character created by the media.”
“As Daniel Moynihan, New York’s former Senator, famously said: ‘You are entitled to your opinion but not to your own facts.’ This site is dedicated to presenting factual information about Ghislaine, her present situation and the case.”
“Available on Realghislaine.com is exclusive content, news, commentary and useful resources. It is planned for other material to be added and readers can form a more balanced viewpoint.”
“Ghislaine’s current status is that of a pre-trial detainee. As such, she is innocent and has the right to be presumed innocent, a constitutional right which is fundamental to preserve the fairness of the American system of justice.”
“We believe wholeheartedly in our beloved sister’s innocence and encourage visitors to this site to sign up for updates from the family on her case by providing your e-mail address below in the strictest of confidence.”
Continuing of Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew’s former ‘bestie’ – a woman they remarkably declare to be driven by “kindness, generosity… honesty and integrity” and “compassion” even – the website even goes as far as to share what Miss Maxwell is reading in prison (when she’s supposedly not recovering from being “worn out” from studying the 2.7 million pages of evidence against her).
Amongst the tomes on the bookshelves of the mucky madam’s capacious cell – which includes both a desktop and laptop computer from which she can send and receive emails, has a television and a telephone and a private bathroom also – is The Churchill Factor by Boris Johnson. Given the current Prime Minister will simply go down in history as a peddler of piffle and a philanderer, one’s simply left thinking of this choice: “How very appropriate.”
Pictured top: Strange bedfellows – Grubby grabber Ghislaine Maxwell gyrating with mate since the early 2000s Geordie Greig behind her (left) and TV twerp Richard Madeley with a tissue hanging out of his nose (right).









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Boris Johnson is a philandering liar so she’s obviously at home with his works.
She has always been a wicked wench!!!!!!!! Do not send her Down Under………… I wouldn’t want to have to birch the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!