Sunday, January 17, 2021

Gael Dantec: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

The Steeple Times asks wine merchant and founder of Citreola Cellars Gael Dantec: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

 

The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?

Wine and women.

 

“Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours?

“Do it by yourself and don’t wait for someone to do it for you”.

 

Kerry Katona was considered unacceptable in 2007. Who or what is unacceptable in 2015?

François Hollande: He is totally ******* unacceptable.

 

Tony Blair misses being Prime Minister. What do you miss most in your life?

My grandfather.

 

What might you swap all your wealth for?

A parcel of the domaine Romanée-Conti and happiness forever.

 

Donald Trump was once a case of: “If you owe the bank a thousand, they close you down; but if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank”. What’s your view on the banking crisis?

Most bankers are utterly useless. I would substitute the letter “w” for the “b” in most cases.

 

What phrase or word do you most loathe?

“Here’s the bill”.

 

In the UK, some people consider charity to “begin at home”. What’s your view and what causes do you personally support?

Charity is great if the money goes where it is meant to.

 

The judge in Law Abiding Citizen states: “I can pretty much do whatever I want” before being blown up whilst answering her mobile phone. What’s your view on the appropriate use of such devices?

I love and hate mobile phones equally.

 

Gael Dantec
Gael Dantec

Photography By Photography-Factory

 

If you could fill a carriage on The Orient Express, who would be your fellow passengers?

Matthew Steeples, my first wife and Beyoncé.

 

If you were unfortunate enough to end up on death row, what would be your last meal and where would you eat it?

A raclette of fondue with my closest friends. I would drink a vertical of Romanée-Conti and I’d be at my lovely friend Cedric’s house in the Swiss Alps.

 

What time is it acceptable to consume the first drink of the day?

Whenever you feel ready.

 

A Negroni, a martini or a cup of tea?

A martini. I have no idea what a Negroni is and I don’t bother with tea.

 

Whose parties do you enjoy the most and why?

I loved a party given by Matthew Steeples in Knightsbridge in 2009. It was wild and it went on all night. Utterly bonkers.

 

Who is the most positive person you know?

My mother. I don’t know anyone more positive and honest.

 

What’s your most guilty pleasure?

Being naughty… I’m not going to tell you how.

 

If a tattoo were to sum you up, what would it be of?

I would never get a tattoo. I don’t see the point. They’re not for me.

 

If you were a car, what marque would you be?

An Aston Martin DB5 convertible. It was the first vintage car I got to drive.

 

Cilla Black presented Surprise, Surprise. Tell us the most surprising thing about you.

I love Britain and I love Little Britain as well.

 

What’s currently sitting on your mantelpiece?

Picture of my daughters, Louisa and Fauve.

 

 

Gael Dantec was born in Brittany, France and learnt about wines through having worked on vineyards since the age of 16. He was the manager of Nicolas in South Kensington, London for five years and has most recently managed the portfolios of a number of fine wine connosieurs. He established Citreola Cellars to showcase wines made by the best producers and shares his passion and expertise with a sophisticated client base. Aside from wines, Gael enjoys fine dining, cooking and driving classic cars.

 

Follow Citreola Cellars on Twitter at @citreolacellars.

 

 

Subscribe to our free once daily email newsletter here:

     

    The Steeple Times
    We research and background check our articles. If you believe we have made and error in some detail please get in touch, we seek always to write the truth and stand against a press owned by a self selected few. Please help us, we will accept all your likes, subscriptions and anonymous suport. The Editor and his team at the Steeple Times.
    Advertisement

    3 COMMENTS

    LEAVE A REPLY

    Please enter your comment!
    Please enter your name here

    Advertisement
    Advertisement
    2,531FansLike
    2,068FollowersFollow
    10,739FollowersFollow
    129SubscribersSubscribe

    Most Popular

    Heroine of the Hour 2021 – Anita Rani

    Anita Rani arrives as a BBC Radio 4 ‘Woman’s Hour’ morning show presenter and announces: “If you’ve had enough, pour yourself a G&T, you have my permission.”

    Runners & Riders – The Classic Chase 2021 at Warwick

    ‘The Steeple Times’ examines the tipsters’ selections and offers 4 options for The Classic Chase 2021 at Warwick – as well as a 15/1 at Market Rasen.

    MacBook Maxwell

    Mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s lawyers demand she gets access to a laptop seven days per week; one can assume she’ll expect a ritzy MacBook Pro.

    Moron of the Moment – Shaun Bailey

    Pontificating pillock Shaun Bailey proves himself unfit to be Mayor of London after curiously claiming impoverished homeless people can and should save £5,000 to get a home.

    Theresa The Tea Leaf

    Tea leaf Theresa May lookalike goes on the rampage in Hereford and robs a purse; at least she didn’t grab ‘The Donald’s’ hand this time round (or have to share a curry with rotten paedo Rolf Harris).

    Lock Him Up 2021!

    Ideal new ‘home’ for likely to be impeached Donald Trump for sale just as he prepares to leave office; it comes with its own jail – the perfect place to “lock him up!”

    A Chelsea Essential

    Management of Fulham Road Italian The Chelsea Corner share their anger at the British government with protest posters against Lockup 3.0 and restaurants being branded “non-essential.”

    Moron of the Moment 2021 – Karren Brady

    Poundland muckspreader Karren Brady desperately seeks attention by bleating that men are “sexist” against her; Lady Brady brought up a story from years ago proving she has utterly nothing new to say.

    Help the Homeless in Lockup 3.0

    Matthew Steeples suggests the government has made progress with its decision to help the homeless in the UK during ‘Lockup 3.0’ – but it must go further.

    Runners & Riders – Welsh Grand National 2020

    ‘The Steeple Times’ examines the tipsters’ selections and offers a couple of options for the rescheduled Welsh Grand National 2020 at Chepstow – as well as a 66/1 each way option with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 place possibilities at Kempton.

    Hippo Harridan 2021 – Larysa Switlyk

    Not content with butchering bears, barbarian bitch Larysa Switlyk headed to Africa to harm hippos; this harridan must be stopped and banned from Instagram also.

    Hero of the Hour 2021 – ‘Miracle Man’ Brian Toomey

    Jockey who “died for six seconds” in 2013 Brian Toomey set to make a remarkable return to racing as a trainer in 2021.

    Dry January 2021 CANCELLED

    At a time of lockup lunacy in early 2021, the last thing we need is the marketing nonsense that is ‘Dry January’ forced upon us; instead, celebrate #DryGinuary.

    Lockup Lunacy

    Matthew Steeples condemns the government’s slapdash decision to lockup most of Britain (other than estate agents) once again as ludicrous.

    Hero of the Hour – Andy from Argos

    Grimsby resident takes with good humour someone attaching an Argos sign to his house on New Year’s Day whilst journalist reporting story of it goes all Miss Marple.

    Sorry is the Shiftiest Word

    ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green’s sister tells him to man up and say sorry over the Arcadia collapse debacle; the chubby chump will likely ignore her.

    Wally of the Week – Thomas Dodd (AKA Céline Dion)

    That the ‘Mirror’ focused on the non-story of a man changing his name to Céline Dion to start 2021 is beyond ridiculous.

    Heroes & Villains – The Best & The Worst People of 2020

    ‘The Steeple Times’ chooses the 25 best and 25 worst people of the last year and the 25 who’ll be missed and the 25 who won’t.

    Bombastic Basham Bashes Back

    Brian Basham, PR peddler for mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell, suggests ‘Hunting Ghislaine’ podcast host John Sweeney is a drunk and someone he “despises.”

    Archewell OFF!

    Matthew Steeples suggests the best thing to do with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s Archewell Audio ‘Holiday Special’ on Spotify is to turn it off.

    Grotesque Ghislaine Grubbily Groans

    As grotesque Ghislaine Maxwell is deservedly denied bail, PR peddler Brian Basham bizarrely drones on about China and “show trials” whilst author Don Winslow references the pressure now placed on Donald Trump.

    Pampered Peers Prattle About Avocados

    Avocados and a “lack of British chefs in the kitchens” get the goat of out-of-touch British peers just as Norman Fowler calls for their numbers to be cut.

    Getaway Ghislaine

    As two victims of Jeffrey Epstein do deals with his estate, will mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell now getaway from the charges against her?

    Oysters Ahoy!

    Native oysters bizarrely reappear in Belfast Lough after 100 years of absence without any human intervention.

    Runners & Riders – King George VI Chase 2020

    ‘The Steeple Times’ examines the tipsters’ selections and offers a couple of options for Boxing Day’s King George IV Chase 2020 at Kempton.

    A Christmas Nightmare

    “Mini castle” in Pennsylvania goes on sale in time for Christmas for 512% more than it sold for in 2000 in spite of its decoration being nightmare nasty.

    Knightsbridge – Tent City 2020

    As Knightsbridge’s Brompton Road turns into a ‘tent city’ for the homeless, Matthew Steeples urges readers to support such people this Christmas.

    Morons of the Moment – Keith and Catherine Larkham

    Creosoted creatures turned “vexed visitors” Keith and Catherine Larkham complain to a local newspaper about the public being “murderers in the making” in a public park in Lytham, Lancashire.

    Blow-Up The Donald 2021

    Auction to blow-up Donald Trump in 2021 commences online for charity; the opportunity to implode is expected to sell for £375,000 and porn star Stormy Daniels is trying to get involved.

    Jobsworth Jenrick Props Up Property

    Jobsworth Robert Jenrick announces estate agents CAN take potential virus spreaders into peoples’ homes even in Tier 4 lockdown areas; a QUARTER of donations to the Tory party come from the property sector.

    Hollie Doyle – The Heroine of 2020

    For once, the normally “condescending cow” Karren Brady got it right in supporting the tremendous jockey Hollie Doyle to become BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2020.

    Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global

    Larysa Switlyk’s attempt to go global with a new website sharing imagery of her slaying bears and zebras is proof that this woman is nothing but an international menace and monster.