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Brash Beatrice

Has ‘Tatler’ magazine lost the plot? They’ve named Princess Beatrice one of their “best dressed of the year”

 

Princess Beatrice is well-known for her fashion fails. From hideous hats to dowdy dresses, the daughter of ‘Randy Andy’ and the Duchess of York rarely fails to deliver a ‘look’ that nobody would want to imitate but now, in their wisdom, Tatler magazine have decided otherwise.

 

In putting the royal alongside the ever elegant Cate Blanchett and the luscious Lily James, the society magazine’s Chandler Tregaskes has only revealed one thing: She must be as blind as a bat.

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Don’t send her Down Under!!!!!!!!!! She’s even more ugly than that mother of hers!!!!!!!!!!!! Bag over head required!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Triple bag!!!!!!!!!!! Bin bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. I’m sorry guys, but when i look at that first hat she wore, i just want to slap that stupid smile off her chops. She looks like a freeking Disney character, a Bucky Beaver cross with Bamby comes to mind. Yes you’ve probably guessed, I’m not much of a royalist, and don’t really have much time for free loading bimbos like her, or her mother. God forbid she should get a job and make some contribution to society.

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