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Barring Bra

“La la land dweller” Baroness Mone should be turfed out of the House of Lords given her lackadaisical attitude to turning up

 

‘Baroness Bra’ – previously known as plain old Michelle Mone – is proof indeed that the House of Lords has morphed into an increasingly pointless place filled with work-shy wastrels.

 

That Mone has been called “the ultimate poster girl for the abolition of the Lords” by Rosa Mackay MSP is not surprising given that this dozy lingerie tycoon has an 88% absence rate. Elevated by David Cameron, the peer attempted to justify her lackadaisical approach to turning up by claiming: “I’m happy with my voting record, I’m a full time businesswoman and a mum of three.”

 

“Pretentious showoff” Baroness Mone of Mayfair OBE – who pompously claims on her website: “Her journey to the top is truly one-of-a-kind” and describes herself as “one of the United Kingdom’s most celebrated entrepreneurs” – is entirely in the wrong. Given she doesn’t bother to do the work, the solution is simple: Her and others such as the equally lazy acid tongued harridan Lady Brady should be turfed out and space should be made for people prepared to make a genuinely useful contribution.

 

#GetHerGone #BarTheBra

 

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