Bagging Beckham

As Victoria Beckham embraces being a ‘bag lady,’  one could argue she’d simply do best to keep her head inside for good

 

On the surface, Victoria Beckham has it all: Fame, fortune and friends. In spite of this, this pop princess turned fashion fiesta never smiles and frankly seems as miserable as sin.

 

Now, in a photoshoot “to mark a decade in the fashion industry,” Mrs Beckham has bizarrely posed with her head inside a vast carrier bag adorned with her brand’s label.

 

Perhaps it might be best if this down-in-the-dumps diva stayed there for good.

 

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Pwoah!!!!!!!!!!! Send the birdy Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want a bit of that and I’ll give Dave a Castlemaine for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No bagging required!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll do takeaway and keepie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Yes she’s another one who thinks she’s some sort of royalty, and my poo doesn’t smell. People like her are never happy unless their constantly in the limelight, their living a lie, then one day the bubble bursts. For god’s sake, smile woman. Rodders, you can have my share cobber.

  3. The equally awful Wintour woman gave this advice to ‘Our Vicky’
    ” Darling, look, you are as common as muck and need to leave behind that awful group you were in…so embarrassing and then to end up with a thick footballer.
    You need to create a Garbo like mystique like me….so never smile and look as if you are a bit of a creative mystery”

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