Monday, November 21, 2022

An Excess of Alexa

‘Mail on Sunday’ get a little beyond carried away with their latest toady description of Alexa Chung

 

‘Fashionista’ Alexa Chung, as we’ve suggested previously, is probably a perfectly nice person. However, though she’s lauded by the metropolitan elite, nobody in Newcastle likely gives a damn and frankly, on that basis, we cannot fathom why she generates so many column inches.

 

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In an article in today’s Mail on Sunday, ‘showbiz reporter’ Lily Waddell listed Miss Chung as:

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“Fashion royalty”

 

“The belle of the ball”

 

“The biggest designer name of the moment”

 

“A style maven”

 

“A starlet”

 

And finally: “A fashion genius”

 

We would go as far to suggest that this is quite possibly the worst example of toadiness we’ve seen in months. Could Ms Waddell have been after a free outfit?

 

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3 COMMENTS

  1. Your photos sum her up just perfectly. She is pointless in the extreme. Loved only by the likes of Sir Philip Green and Evgeny Lebedev — two people I loathe.

  2. She looks like she needs a dose of THE ROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send her DOWN UNDER and I’ll show her a truly wonderful time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yum, yum, yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Can you send her a picture of yourself first? The one of you where you face looks like a very large and ugly backside with huge ’80’s glasses stuck on it?
      Rod, even for an Australian you are hideous.

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