Clangers overheard by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’ in the last week
What is Harrods?
On a 14 bus in Knightsbridge, an American couple chatted as they passed the emporium that is Harrods. “That’s quaint”,...
In the week that Denis Doble was thrown out of a party, the ‘Evening Standard’ scandalously offers tips on how to get in
On Wednesday I evicted Denis Doble from an event I co-hosted. As...
Former Conservative activist Mark Clarke is nothing but a nasty piece of work and it is right that he has been expelled
“Tory election guru” Mark Clarke isn’t just a wally. He’s also a bully...
Nancy Dell’Olio to perform at The Hippodrome Casino on 19th November
Former ‘First Lady of Football’ Nancy Dell’Olio has turned her hand to many things and yet more proof of this firecracker’s versatility will be...
Clangers overheard by readers in the last week
Zulu work
A woman in a café in Clapham was overheard lecturing her daughter on her mobile phone about a forthcoming job interview by reader Janet Andrews. She...
As Amanda Clutterbuck and Ian Paton lose their attempt to reclaim £14 million worth of Kensington and Chelsea properties that they signed over to the 'Vamp in the Veil' Sara Al Amoudi, we suggest...
The real star of the official state banquet for the Chinese president Xi Jinping was the Duchess of Cambridge
Described as the “Dazzling Duchess” and the “Pride of the Palace” in today’s Mail Online,...
Sex offender and former PR Max Clifford's daughter's website for her new company, Borne Media, illustrates that his tawdry spirit lives on and that she plainly does not accept that his grubby style of...
Lapo Elkann – A man belonging to a different era launches his latest project
This week, Lapo Elkann launched Garage Italia Customs in an old fuel station in Milan. The company has the capability to...
Will socialite Caroline Stanbury’s attempt to become Britain’s answer to the Kardashians hit the buffers in the same way that her Gift Library Business did?
Caroline Stanbury loves the limelight. A self-proclaimed “star” of the...
High society magazine Tatler apologises to the people of Swindon
When November’s edition of Tatler branded Swindon “a no-go zone for Tatler types” and suggested: “We wouldn’t want our readers to get sucked into its...
Private view of Nicholas Gibbs’ ‘Colourful Ruins’
On Monday 28th September, artist and curator Andrea Leila Brown hosted a preview of the works of the painter Nicholas Gibbs at her gallery at 508 Kings...
Matthew Steeples highlights the pinnacle of the gatecrashing community and cites Denis Doble and Sandra Shevey as prime examples of ‘turbo liggers’
There are ‘liggers’ and then there are ‘turbo liggers’. Fine examples of this...
‘The Steeple Times’ asks New York based journalist Peter Davis: What’s on your mantelpiece?
The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?
Be nice to everyone.
“Don't get even, get medieval” is, in our...
Moaning minnie Yasmin Alibhai-Brown’s guest column for the ‘Sunday Mirror’ confirms that she truly is nothing but a harpy for hire
In a “guest column” for the Sunday Mirror yesterday, Yasmin Alibhai-Brown attacked David Cameron,...
Former council flat in Chelsea on the market for a staggering premium price of £1,290 per square foot
A relative bargain compared to a £2,058 per square foot 741 square foot apartment in nearby mansion...
Chelsea woman who cut up the clothes of her ex-boyfriend sought by police after failing to appear at court
Many will have heard the urban legend about a spurned wife who found out about her husband’s...
Michelle Young’s ‘Evening Standard’ interview proves that she is nothing but egocentric and fame obsessed
There are women who like to shop and then there’s Michelle Young; there are women who like go to fancy parties...
The Steeple Times asks Atlanta based lifestyle expert Danielle Rollins: What’s on your mantelpiece?
The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?
My guiding force is to share a chic and sometimes tongue...
Playboys swarming the streets of SW3 have turned Brompton Cross into the Arabian answer to Oxford Circus
Animals allegedly went into The Ark 2x2 and last night, in London’s Brompton Cross visiting Arabs paraded in...
The Steeple Times asks “Britain’s vainest man” Sam Barton: What’s on your mantelpiece?
The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?
Money as – after all – that’s what makes the world go...
Irresponsible, uninsured Romanian Bentley driver George Claudiu Albu stands accused of fleeing the scene of an accident that tragically resulted in the death of a 23-year old father of one
A 31-year old Romanian bodybuilder...
“Britain’s vainest man” Sam Barton claims to be “too famous to catch public transport”
Scrounger Sam Barton – who famously once had plastic surgery on the NHS – has again found himself in hot water...
“That b***h” Charlene Marshall finally nabs herself a £9.3 million chunk of the Astor fortune
On Wednesday, Charlene Marshall – better known as Miss Piggy and the third wife of the late convicted criminal Anthony...
Former Reddit interim CEO Ellen Pao is not just a wally, she’s married to a crook and has no place berating those who have rightly questioned her lacking abilities
In her resignation this week, Ellen...
The public have heard enough from Caitlyn Jenner and her sorry clan
Caitlyn Jenner dominates the news on a daily basis and though many laud her transformation, this woman and her sorry excuse for a...
Why does Alexa Chung generate so many column inches? The answer remains shrouded in mystery suggests Matthew Steeples
Alexa Chung is likely a perfectly affable young lady but that the press are so obsessed with...
Interior decorator Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen showed himself as nothing other than predictable, arrogant and ridiculous in an hour long BBC Two documentary
On Monday night, the interior designer Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen appeared in a documentary. The result...
Prince Philip loses his cool with a photographer
On Friday, Prince Philip reacted just as many in his situation might when he told a photographer to “just take the f***ing picture” at a photocall for...
Criminal John Palmer should be remembered as a crook rather than a character
In death, most are rightly remembered for the good rather than the bad things they did but the salutations to the extremely...
Paris Hilton given the shock of her life by Egyptian prankster
Paris Hilton became famous after a sex tape of her and Rick Salomon named 1 Night in Paris went viral but now another video of the...
Lord Sugar plainly isn’t finding much fulfilment since standing down as a Labour peer given he’s taken to trolling Paris Hilton on Twitter
When Lord Sugar stood down as a Labour peer after his now...
