Forest Grove, Oregon based Turtle Island Foods developed Tofurky® – a vegan turkey replacement made from a blend of wheat protein and organic tofu – in 1995. They sold just 500 of their Tofurky® Thanksgiving roasts that year, but by 2006 were offloading in excess of 201,000 of what they call “good gracious Torfurky bodacious” ‘delights.’ Now, in 2022, they’re gaining a new ‘fan’ in the form of the grubby groper Ghislaine Maxwell.

Known for her notoriously fussy eating habits and not liking anything she’s been given since her arrest and incarceration in July 2020, the mucky madam is to be fed the turkey substitute today as part of celebrations for Thanksgiving during a “vegan feast” at low-security FCI Tallahassee prison in Florida.

Described by the DailyMail.com’s Vanessa Serna somewhat laughably as a “tasty dinner” and “meatless alternative to the traditional bird,” the “bird-doing-bird” Maxwell will also be able to participate in holiday contests, such as volleyball, kickball, board games and a three-point shooting contest, according to a spokesperson from the prison.”

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“Holiday films” will follow thereafter and there’ll also be “a boxed meal of peanut butter and jelly, fruit, whole wheat bread and dessert.” How lovely

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Whilst dining, no doubt, croaked fellow paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s ex-lover will be able to remember how her gruesome pig of a father used to ram his ham hock sized hands into cans of caviar and weep at a luxurious life now lost. Diddums.

Pictured Top – The seriously spoilt, Oxford educated, devian daughter of a pugnacious pension pot plunderer used to spend her days living it up whilst dressed in fancy (if frightful) frocks; she now spends her days pounding the parades of a Florida prison.

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Tofurky
It’ll be Tofurky® only for her for Thanksgiving 2022 (and every year now until 2037) unless she decides to fess-up the names of some of her equally grubby associates… Yum, yum, gobble, gobble. Not.
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