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Monday, June 1, 2020

Mrs MILF

Mrs Milf FIOur agony aunt doesn’t mince her words and makes The Sun’s “Dear Deidre” seem tame. She whips those who write to her into submissiveness and believes that whilst Essex girls are “like mopeds: you may not like to be seen with them but they are much more fun to ride” Chelsea girls are “like cream: thick, rich and taken by themselves bland and sickening”. If she doesn’t follow you on Twitter, she just isn’t interested.

2 COMMENTS

  1. According to my late father my birth was very problematic and caused him so much conflict and stress. The obstetrician informed my father that there was a slight complication with my birth. My father went into panic mode ” He shouted “mamake, mamake” The obstetrician said” Mr Paddaman, for god sake calm down, it is a small problem, your son was born with out eyelashes. My father went berserk, shouting even loader “mamake, Mamake. The obstetrician said, ” Mr Paddaman, there are two baby boys who are having a circumcision we will transplant their foreskins as eyelashes for your son” My father angrily responded “Are you a fucking meshugener, this will not happen over my dead body. The obstetricians was very confused at this stage, he responded ” Mr Paddaman this is the perfect solution, I don’t understand.
    My Father responded ” Doctor, I don’t want a cock-eyed son.
    The obstetricians responded “Just think the foresight he will enjoy.
    What is Mrs Milf view on circumcisions

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