Sunday, January 17, 2021

Wally of the Week: Heather Mills

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A rare thing has occured: Matthew Steeples admits to finding himself in agreement with Piers Morgan in regard to the latest rant by Heather Mills

 

It wasn’t something I’d expect would ever happen but I have to admit it: In mocking the latest rant by Heather Mills, for once, Piers Morgan has got something right (though this is something I must temper by suggesting that he’s only said what he did in an attempt to make himself look good in the eyes of the public).

 

Heather Mills
Heather Mills on Ireland’s most popular television programme ‘The Late Late Show’

 

During an interview on Ireland’s most popular television programme last week, The Late Late Show, Mills decided to lay into her ex-husband Sir Paul McCartney. In the tirade, this obnoxious mouthpiece remarked:

 

“If I go down the street all I get is kids coming up to me. Half of them don’t even know who he (Paul) is. That’s why he’s got to do songs with Rihanna and Kanye West, so people remember who he is. I have people going ‘Oh my God, you’re the ski racer’ or ‘You help animals’. I own the biggest vegan company in the world, most of the money I earn goes to helping animals, disabled kids, landmine clearing charities, things that are changing the world”.

 

Mills’ comments clearly show only one thing: This woman is nothing but delusional and self-obsessed. I may personally disagree with some of Sir Paul McCartney’s views on animal rights but whilst he remains undoubtedly as one of the most popular and influential acts in the history of rock music, all Heather Mills is now is a washed up old has been. Next!

 

 

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    10 COMMENTS

    1. OH MY GOD!!!
      Here she goes again ,RANT RANT RANT!….why does she have to even mention Paul Mc Cartney 10 years on from a good settlement of £25 million ( although I’m told by close friends Heather is suing a girl friend of mine for peanuts that was borrowed from her , I understood the slagging in the divorce as divorces do get bitter but to say she is more popular than him now ,
      OMFG!! I m actually agreeing with Piers Morgan for once in my life she is a fantasist ,
      I knew her as a close friend for years ,she is very shrude ,cut throat and knows exactly what she wants and how to get it and in a world of her own. Anything you can do Heather can do 10 times better ( In her world)
      STEP OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE HEATHER “MILLS” no more Mc CARTNEY,
      Rant over!!

    2. Paul McCartney. OMG! I don’t know who I hate the most him or that another Tosser Elton John?! I become physically sick when these two no-hopers appear anywhere.

    3. Why does anybody give the vulgar aggressive gobby attention seeking old cow air space? It only encourages her. Shame on The Late Late Show.

    4. she looks like she had a bad facelift.. she should go back and fix it.. and be thankful to Sir Paul who endowed her more than generously so that she can indulge in her fantasies and “business”..

    5. Maybe she owns the biggest vegan food company in the world because her divorce settlement funded the cost of starting it up. She can help animals in a philanthropist role because she does not have to worry about paying the bills due to her divorce settlement. I am not sure as I don’t know this lady, but what I do know is marrying a powerful, wealthy man gives you more power than being a glamour model.
      It is a shame she has bad press as I am sure she means well.

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