Monday, November 23, 2020

The Pamborghini

Pink Lamborghini owned by 32-year old multi-millionaire appears in South Kensington (complete with images of Pamela Anderson)

 

Turki Bin Adullah and his fleet of gold cars has been firmly told to “move over” with the arrival of something even more ridiculous in London: A pink Lamborghini. Decorated with images of Pamela Anderson and fake one hundred dollar bills referencing how a fashion brand named Missguided is “bigger than hip hop”, the car appeared in Exhibition Road, SW7 on Sunday.

 

The Pamborghini – Missguided – Pink Lamborghini Aventador – Nitin Passi – London – April 2016
The pink Lamborghini Aventador parked in Exhibition Road on Sunday 10th April 2016

 

The statement vehicle’s windscreen also bears the hashtag #Pamborghini and plainly it is being used to advertise Missguided – a firm that reportedly has a turnover of some £87.2 million – to the public. The firm, which is based in Manchester, defines itself “an online fashion destination that encompasses and celebrates everything it means to be a girl in a digitally immersed world today”.

 

The Pamborghini – Missguided – Pink Lamborghini Aventador – Nitin Passi – London – April 2016
Missguided’s Nitin Passi claims to be very driven and in 2015 told the ‘Mail on Sunday’: “I’m never satisfied”

The Pamborghini – Missguided – Pink Lamborghini Aventador – Nitin Passi – London – April 2016
An image of Pamela Anderson adorns the roof of the car

The Pamborghini – Missguided – Pink Lamborghini Aventador – Nitin Passi – London – April 2016
The front of the car features a second picture of the actress

The Pamborghini – Missguided – Pink Lamborghini Aventador – Nitin Passi – London – April 2016
The car’s decoration also includes an adapted dollar note with captions about how Missguided is “Bigger than Hip Hop” and the signature of Nitin Passi

The Pamborghini – Missguided – Pink Lamborghini Aventador – Nitin Passi – London – April 2016
Rather appropriately a matching pink ice cream van parked nearby

 

It is believed the car belongs to one of Missguided’s directors, a 32-year old named Mr Nitin Passi. An image of this Cranleigh educated youngster smoking a cigar also appears on the car. Lady Penelope would be delighted.

 

 

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14 COMMENTS

  1. He’s certainly built up his business at speed and he’s certainly getting publicity by parking this vehicle in high profile locations. It’s not to my taste but it is a clever marketing stunt.

  2. Jokes aside, what an absolute monstrosity, it looks like a mobile brothel. I’m surprised he was even allowed to register the vehicle for UK roads. It has to be a safety hazard, imagine you are out for a nice Sunday afternoon drive, when all of a sudden, you’ve got Pamela up yer arse.
    Well you know what I mean.

  3. This motor car is not complete. It would appear to lack a couple of woollen dice dangling from the rear-view mirror. And where are the plastic name strips ‘Pam’ and ‘Nitin’ plastered in the windscreen?

  4. This guy for real? It is not nearly in the league of any of our cars. He should be licking our boots. We come here and really spend.

  5. Plus ca change………..

    You are all missing the point – Misbegotten is the word

    That nice Matthew Steeples knows a thing or two and seems to be following in the steps of Joseph Pulitzer, who also knew a thing or two

    Pulitzer’s classified section regularly had advertisements that read ‘ Young lady with large chest for sale ‘

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