Friday, January 6, 2023

My Heart Won't Go On


An Australian tycoon announces a bizarre plan to launch a replica of the doomed passenger liner RMS Titanic


This week, a “brash” 58-year old Australian mining tycoon named Clive Palmer announced that he will launch a full-scale replica of the RMS Titanic in 2016.


An image of how the Blue Star Line's Titanic II will look
An image of how the Blue Star Line’s Titanic II will look
The White Star Line's RMS Titanic
The White Star Line’s RMS Titanic
Australian tycoon Clive Palmer
Australian tycoon Clive Palmer


On hearing of this, I wondered if April Fool’s Day had come early, but it turns out that this billionaire is quite serious in his ambitions. Palmer, who is funding the estimated £133 million project personally, has just begun a world tour to share his plans. The businessman, in a bow to history, has even appointed Terry Ismay, a descendant of the Titanic’s owner, Joseph Bruce Ismay (1862 – 1937), whom many still refer to as “The Coward of the Titanic”, to the advisory board of the Blue Star Line, the company formed to manage the boat. Mr Ismay will be one of the guests of honour at a dinner at London’s Natural History Museum to celebrate the project tomorrow, Saturday 2nd March. The same 11-course menu first class passengers on the Titanic consumed on the fateful night of 14th April 1912 will be served.


Preliminary plans reveal the Titanic II will be some 55,800 gross tonnes in weight, 883 foot long and propelled by three azimuth thrusters. It will have a maximum speed of 24 knots, the same as the first Titanic. The ocean liner will have a capacity of 2,345 passengers and a crew of 900. Unlike the RMS Titanic, which had just 16 lifeboats for 1,178 people, the Titanic II will have 18 covered motorised lifeboats capable of carrying 2,700 and life rafts with an additional capacity of 800.


A replica of the RMS Titanic's Grand Staircase will be created on the Titanic II
A replica of the RMS Titanic’s Grand Staircase will be created on the Titanic II
Amongst other authentic features will be a replica of the third class dining hall
Amongst other authentic features will be a replica of the third class dining hall


Though the replica vessel will be virtually the same size as the original and will feature the same class divisions of first, second and third class, there will be differences. The “shopping areas” found on many modern day cruise boats will be present and sensibly, there will be extra bathroom facilities and air conditioning. A decision as to whether Wi-Fi and televisions will be provided is yet to be made.


In a press release, Professor Palmer, who is described on Wikipedia as “an eccentric billionaire with a reputation for bizarre publicity stunts”, romantically stated:


“Why build the Titanic? Why go to the moon? Why do the Yankees play the Red Sox? Why did Christopher Columbus discover the Americas? Because they could, and they can, and we can build the Titanic”.


“By learning from the lessons of the past, the spirit of Rose and Jack, Romeo and Juliet, lives in all of us. The spirit of life, the spirit of love, to dream the impossible dream, all of us live in time, this is our moment, this is our turn to board Titanic II and set sail on a new sea, of our own making”.


“The Titanic was a ship of dreams, Titanic II is the ship where dreams will come true”.


Unlike the original RMS Titanic, which was built in the Harland and Wolff yard in Belfast, it is intended that Titanic II will be constructed in the Chinese state-owned shipyard, CSC Jinling. This is a curious choice as the company have no experience in constructing passenger vessels and as of date, according to Zheng Yi of the Global Times, no contract for completion of Titanic II has been signed, no date for start of construction has been fixed and no price has been finalised.


Equally, the first of a series of launch events for the project on a pier in New York this week (which began with a “rather cheesy guitar rendition of Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On”) was met with derision by many, amongst them Vanity Fair’s Juli Weiner. In her article, Weiner refers to the “morally reprehensible and dehumanizing economic divisions” that “one weird rich dude’s” boat will feature and goes on to describe it as “the second worst cruise we’ve ever heard of”.


The RMS Titanic sank without trace in 1912 but was discovered on the seabed in 1985
The RMS Titanic sank without trace in 1912 but was discovered on the seabed in 1985
RMS Titanic became one of the most famous ships in history, her memory kept alive by numerous books, folk songs, films, exhibits, and memorials. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet will forever be remembered for this scene from James Cameron's 1997 film "Titanic".
RMS Titanic became one of the most famous ships in history, her memory kept alive by numerous books, folk songs, films, exhibits, and memorials. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet will forever be remembered for this scene from James Cameron’s 1997 film “Titanic”.


Robert Colville of the Australian title The Age, however, took a contrary view and though skeptical about this “bizarre” and “crazily ambitious scheme” shared his admiration for Palmer:


“Palmer risks becoming a latter-day Ozymandias, his monument a 50,000-tonne liner rather than a crumbling statue. Yet at least he has the courage to dream his impossible dream, and help make the world a slightly weirder, and slightly more wonderful place”.


Larger than life, Queensland based Palmer is known for causing controversy. In 2012, he suggested Greenpeace were funded by the CIA and were attempting to bring down the Australian coal mining sector with the help of Barrack Obama and the Rockefeller Foundation:


“You only have to go back and read the Church Report in the 1970s and to read the reports to the US Congress which sets up the Rockefeller Foundation as a conduit of CIA funding, you only have to look at their secret budget which was passed by Congress last year, bigger than our whole national economy, which the CIA’s got to ensure that. You only have to read the reports to US Congress when the CIA reported to the president that their role was to ensure the US competitive advantage and economic advantages. That’s how you know it’s funded by the CIA”.


No doubt, there are cranks out there who’d suggest the sinking of the RMS Titanic in April 1912 with the loss of 1,502 lives, was also a conspiracy. Given also Palmer’s odd view of the world, we’d most definitely avoid embarking on this tasteless pastiche of the tragically doomed ship, if, indeed, it is ever completed and if indeed it ever sets sail.


We leave the last word with the family of the RMS Titanic’s captain, Edward Smith R.D. R.N.R. (1850 – 1912), who have simply commented that the Titanic II is just a vessel that is being built “in bad taste”.


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  1. I think it is a good idea, it will give plenty of jobs to build it, hopefully will be built in the UK , where shipyards are in desperate lack of business,
    The guy made the money and can spend it as he likes after all. I bet it will be a success with Aussies and Asians

  2. This question actually popped in my head as soon as I heard about it. Honestly, I just don’t know. I think at the end of the day, I would pass. It just seems a little too much like giving the finger to fate.

  3. Another Meshuggener, with too much money in his hands. As long as his conscience is clear, and he is paying his fair share of taxes, let him get on with it.

  4. It is the “yes, we can” principle which opens the door to all sorts of nonsensical and in many cases dangerous ideas. People ‘reinvent’ up the Spanish flu, because they can; they invented the A-bomb, because they can. If they build another Titanic there is only thing for sure – it will sink. Like every other ship. Answer to the question: I wouldn’t go. Because I can 😉

  5. I went and saw the salvaged pieces from the Titanic and it made something that was a “story” real… on one hand replicating it is kind of morbid… yet it was an amazing feat gone wrong – and a new Titantic could be a great monument to it… Its all in the mindset hey.

  6. Replica ships such as the Titanic are a 100 times more expensive that a newly designed ship! The planning and research into the exact parts and production of the antique parts of the Titanic alone will cost as much as a new designed modern ship of the same size of the Titanic. Is is why it’s building has been forgotten.


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