Friday, October 30, 2020

Bugger All Bernard

Naturist politician Bernard Jenkin MP shows himself to be the ‘Buggerallmoney’ of the Brexit generation

 

“When Brexit happens there will be lots more money for everyone” crowed Bernard Jenkin on Monday morning’s All Out Politics with Adam Boulton on Sky News.

 

“The UK’s best known naturist” and Tory politician continued: “We’ll have far more influence” before adding: “I’m all for Parliament voting for what we do with huge amounts of money.” Dismissing criticism of his hapless leader Theresa ‘Wheat Field Wazzock’ May, Jenkin also brushed off the Gina Miller Article 50 decision as “a big surprise” and simply suggested: “Many times legal advice is lacking.”

 

Whether Jenkin and his cohorts end up “getting piles” (of cash) if Brexit does indeed happen remains to be seen, but one thing’s for sure: He’s certainly forcing once Great Britain towards ‘Buggerallmoney’ instead.

 

5 COMMENTS

  1. What is Teresa May thinking?????????? WTF??????? A f****** naturist, a f******* naturist!!!!!!!!!!!! Sack the bugger!!!!!!!!!!!!! This w****** won’t help MGBGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Teresa ——— NOOOOOOO!!!!

  2. Yet again Steeples picks on a great person in the form of Bernard Jenkin. You victimized Viscount St Davids and you have made him and his wife and child suffer and now you defend Gina Miller again. What the f*** is wrong with you and her?

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