Assange's asylum

Matthew Steeples gives his view on Julian Assange’s having been granted asylum by Ecuador


I spent much of the day yesterday watching the Occupy News Network live video stream from outside the Ecuadorian Embassy in London.


For those who don’t know it, the Occupy News Network is the news source of the Occupy protestors who began “occupying” parks, financial districts and public squares throughout the world from 15th October 2011. With an aim of keeping their audience “abreast of developments in the global revolution,” the channel focuses on “expos[ing] police brutality and abuse of the law.” I was fascinated, amused and equally horrified by what I saw and I quickly became engrossed.


Police and protestors outside the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, 3 Hans Crescent, London, SW1X 0LS

With a man named Pedro both behind the camera and conducting interviews, viewers of the live stream were exposed to the thoughts of the Assange fanatics stood outside the building in Knightsbridge where he is holed up. Here, in the lead up to the statement that Julian Assange would be granted asylum by Ecuador, the audience heard interviews with supporters, police and bystanders. Most, to be honest, talked utter junk and illustrated the paranoia and stupidity of their positions.


The first I saw compared the prospect of police storming the embassy to the “invasion of Iraq” before laughing as he announced that hackers had crashed the Met Police website. “We should give them [the hackers] an Olympic medal,” he added.


The next, a young girl of no more than 20, described my least favourite politician, Theresa May, as “The Witch of Downing Street” and then announced that the police “like to scare young girls… They like to give you a good shove.” A smartly dressed American man spoke of his Orwellian terror when he stated:


“I worry about my visa status. I am afraid of what might happen to me in both Britain and the USA. I might lose my job for being here. We’re starting to become worse than Russia.”


The first moment of amusement came when a pizza delivery man arrived. He was filmed being turned away by the police at the door of the embassy. Subsequently, he came on camera and was asked who the pizza had been meant for. “Someone called Julian,” he answered. “Don’t you know who he is?” Pedro asked. “No,” he answered in bemusement before wandering off. Taxis and another pizza delivery for “Julian” followed and all these innocent workers left rightly angry at the prank that one of the protestors was trying to use as a way to aggravate the police. The police showed sense and correctly did not react.


The next arrived when Pedro decided to interview a pair of bystanders from Yorkshire. He asked: “Is that near the sea?” before seeking their view on Mr Assange’s “plight.” They answered simply: “Who is he? Sounds like a load of old nonsense to us.” They didn’t have a clue who the Wikileaks founder even was and plainly had no interest in his case.


Masked protestors unveiled

Commentary continued in the same vein and as the police repeatedly asked the film crew to step away from the highway they were obstructing, several arrests occurred. These and the police’s refusal to engage with them set a rather loud Brummie woman off into a gargantuan rant where she announced: “We should throw rocks at them when they [the police] storm the embassy.” Others, mostly masked, described President Obama and even their formerly beloved Guardian as “terrorists.” Assange, himself, was termed a “radical Ron Paul.” If these people are representative of Assange’s supporters, the likes of Sarah Saunders, Vaughn Smith and Jemima Khan would do well to distance themselves from him and this ragbag of nutjobs.


I pass the Ecuadorian Embassy several times each week and during Assange’s occupation, on many days there have been more police than supporters present. Sometimes there wasn’t even one person outside. This was indicative of the lack of support, but yesterday, on an occasion when a major announcement about their flawed superhero was due, the Occupy News Network were reduced to desperately stating:


“We need more numbers here. We really need some more people down here. We’re in Knightsbridge. We’re just near the Harrods tube exit. If you are in London, come now. We need you now.”


As the 1pm announcement approached, from what I observed, there were still more police and bystanders than supporters present.


When the announcement came that asylum had indeed been granted, I decided enough was enough and turned the Occupy News Network off. I later listened to William Hague’s wise statement about the situation and found myself in total agreement:


“We will not allow Mr Assange safe passage out of the UK… We must carry out our obligation to extradite him to Sweden… This asylum is groundless as he is avoiding the legal processes of Sweden and Britain… This is is not about Wikileaks of the United States of America.”


Frankly, Julian Assange belongs in the asylum rather than being deserving of being granted such. Assange breached his bail and is, under Section 7 of the Bail Act 1976, eligible for arrest for that if nothing else. If he is subsequently sent to Sweden and charged, he should let justice take its course. He ought to realise that his innocence or guilt will be decided by the courts of a perfectly civilised liberal nation and that he has as fair a chance as the next man.


Mr Assange: you’ve made your point and you are not, as one of your supporters suggested, a “freedom fighter.” You are, instead, just a blabbing bail jumper who stands accused of rape. You have cost British taxpayers and your very own supporters hundreds of thousands of pounds and Ecuador will lose their standing in the world by harbouring you. To be totally honest, though, you should realise that the majority of us are bored of you and your “I’m above the law” attitude.


Please, Mr Assange, end this tedious charade, do the decent thing, proudly walk out of the front door of the Ecuadorian Embassy and hand yourself in. If you truly are an innocent man, we’ll all respect you a hell of a lot more.


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  1. The country is going bust and we – the taxpaying public – are paying for policing this embassy. It is appalling that Assange is allowed to get away with causing this to happen. Get into that embassy now. Storm it and get him on a plane out of here right away. The man and his claptrap have polluted our land for too long!!!!!

  2. Steeples, old chap, what is your beef with Assange? If only you wrote with such passion about why the hell we can’t get rid of really evil people like Abu Hamza. There are parallels – except Assange never blew anyone up nor did he threaten to kill anyone.
    Abu Hamza is managing to avoid extradition because there is a fear that he will be tortured. But, according to our lords and masters, this fear does not seem to apply to Assange. However, given the treatment of Bradley Manning in America (Land of the Free – ha ha) I believe Mr Assange has a point.
    What you and your fellow correspondents really have not grasped is that Assange has not been charged with anything. He is wanted for questioning, that is all. Now, when the UK police want to interview a foreigner, they travel abroad to them. The Swedish police are welcome here any time… but they don’t come. Why?
    Could it be that there is no substance to the accusations? Could it all be a honey trap set by our jolly chums at the CIA to get Assange? Who knows?
    All I can say is, if you had watched Panorama this week you might feel a little less easy about our justice system…
    PS Until we get a written constitution we’re all under threat of the whimsey of what ever bunch of mad bastards get elected…

    • Hugo: Thank you for your comments. I dislike the fact that Assange thinks he’s above the law. He was on bail and he has breached it. If a common thief was on bail and didn’t meet his bail terms, he’d be rightly put in the clink. No one would complain because it would be the right thing to do. The same should apply to Mr Assange but you and his other supporters neglect to pay attention to this point.
      I agree that Abu Hamza deserves to be locked up. He is appalling also but Assange put lives in danger through his actions and that is not to be commended. You plainly believe his actions are in the public interest. I just believe he is a self-publicist who cares more about his own fame than anything else. We are equally entitled to our reviews: we thankfully (in countries such as Great Britain, America and Sweden) live in the free world and we should all be grateful for that. Mr Assange has nothing to fear in answering a few questions in Sweden.

  3. Well written Matthew and I endorse your comments wholeheartedly. However, in order not to remove the warm glow of the Olympic fall-out, I would strongly advise this Government not to storm the Ecuadorian Embassy! I hope you all agree?

    • A storming of the Ecuadorian Embassy in London is unlikely to occur but Mr Assange is coming “out” to speak tomorrow. I suspect he’ll just do it from a balcony but if he comes on the pavement, one can only assume that (correctly) the police will arrest him.


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