Saturday, October 31, 2020

Alleged makes allegation

Supposed ‘princess’ Sara[h] Al Amoudi claims that property investor Ian Paton is a ‘crack addict’ who had an ‘affair’ with her

 

We’ve reported on the case brought against alleged “princess” Sara[h] Al Amoudi before and received correspondence from all manners of connected parties. Now, though her true identity is still to be proven, she’s the one making the allegations.

 

Were there "sexual relations" between Ian Paton and Sara[h] Clutterbuck? It'll be hard to prove given that the "princesses" identity is yet to be proven also.
Were there “sexual relations” between Ian Paton and Sara[h] Clutterbuck? It’ll be hard to prove given that the “princesses” identity is yet to be proven also.

Yesterday, Miss Al Amoudi (as she is referred to by the Mail Online), appeared at the High Court to hear Jonathan Seitler, QC, put it to Ian Paton, who jointly accuses her of defrauding him of £14 million of properties, of “having sexual relations” with her.

 

Portraying Mr Paton in the style of Bill Clinton is one thing (and one that he very much denies), but then Seitler added that Paton was also a “secret crack addict” who had taken trips to Thailand and Amsterdam with the “princess”.

 

Seitler then questioned Paton’s partner and co-accuser, Amanda Clutterbuck, and asked if Paton and Al Amoudi had “had sexual relations”. Miss Clutterbuck replied:

 

“How can I actually say categorically? All I can go with is being told by Miss Al Amoudi that Ian had a 20-year-old history of crack addiction that I knew nothing of. He says he has not had sexual relations with her, and I believe him”.

 

It’s all starting to sound very Monica Lewinsky.

 

 

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  1. Rebecca Kleinsmit made similar allegations against a far distant cousin of mine. The Shlomo Kotzen family owned and operated several Kosher Delicatessens, and boasted an very impressive property profile.
    Kleinsmit accused Shlomo of fornicating with her, and that she was pregnant.
    The cherry on the cake was that he apparently offered her marriage.
    The Kotzen family immediately appointed a firm of lawyers to challenge the allegations.
    To cut a long story short, the case never made it to court.
    The lawyers established through their investigations that Rebecca Kleinsmit had been admitted to gynaecology units at local Hospitals for long periods, during the time, Shlomo was allegedly fornicating with her.
    Rebecca Kleinsmit had recurrent Bartholin’s Cysts. Her vagina was kaputt.

  2. How disgusting…I really don’t want to hear these gynaecological details when I am just about to crack open a bottle of rather nice Chablis and some tasty fois gras

  3. @ Pete Wayde
    It is unfortunately the facts of life. Be cautious and discreet in your relationships with the opposite sex, it is not always what it seems, prevent becoming a regular at the Gum Clinic. It will tarnish your reputation and self esteem. Promiscuity can be a very expensive and fatal lifestyle. Love means never having to say, you are sorry?

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