Etiquette know-all (know-nothing) William Hanson makes his second appearance of 2016 as a ‘Wally of the Week’
William Hanson is a man with a serious chip on his shoulder (and “a moist towelette in his hands”). We made this bitchy bore our ‘Wally of the Week’ in March after he stated that gin is simply the drink of “posers and peasants” and now, with his list of the “year’s most poorly mannered celebs”, he’s taken that title for the second time.
Hanson, a truly laughable snob with an ego the size of Harrods, compiled his list for the Daily Mail and included Andy Murray (for a “spectacular lack of gallantry”), Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (for “terrible timekeeping”) and India Hicks (for “ingratitude”). His choices were not only pointless, they were ridiculous and they showed only one thing: This moron is about as much use as a chocolate teapot. He truly should be sent to Siberia.
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6 comments
He is a twat! That’s all.
The Daily Mail obviously have a sense of humour and must have their tongue firmly in their cheek when they publish this ignorant buffoon. (DM know that his inanities drive their readers apoplectic!).
It is reasonable for him to offer his ‘opinion’ – worthless though it may be. But when he sets himself up as an arbiter of good manners, his lack of knowledge is truly exposed. Read this example of his rubbish: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4049274/Eat-1pm-boil-sprouts-NEVER-serve-starter-Etiquette-expert-William-Hanson-reveals-Christmas-dinner-traditions-making-look-common.html
I see that he was bought up in what he describes as Bristol suburbia in a home furnished with beige sofas and weekend highlights of trips to John Lewis. He is clearly very middle, middle class
What a amusing read. I am so glad I already natuarally do some of the posh things, dispite being from Yorkshire. However until recently we have not been able to blame the dog personally for the sprout fuelled farts x
Jealous of his column?
No way, Julian.
I’m definitely impressed that he looks like a balding version of Data from Startrek though.