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Outing Pun

David Pun outed as a fraud; it has been confirmed he is nothing to do with Harvey Nichols

 

Leading party crasher David Pun has finally been outed as a fraud. In an email seen by The Steeple Times’ Matthew Steeples, Jules Weall, Harvey Nichols’ group legal and audit manager, clearly states: “David Pun is not associated with Harvey Nichols.”

 

Weall’s email comes in response to an enquiry from an individual who “vets list for private events in the London area.” The person concerned had been presented with Pun’s fake business card and provided a link to the blog of a shoemaker also sucked in by this nasty turd-like specimen.

 

David Pun should now retreat into the shadows. His murkiness is confirmed and this mucky little rat needs to finally disappear.

 

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