Monday, April 12, 2021

Fairycakes

Our ‘Wally of the Week’ Luisa Zissman chucks a cupcake out of her pram

 

Our first ‘Wally of the Week’, Katie Price (or whatever she’s now called), kept quiet. Our second, a cupcake maker turned contestant on The Apprentice let her rottweilers out after we shared the Sunday People’s story about her posing “topless, snogging girls and partying”. The St Albans based firm she founded, Dixie’s Cupcakery, tweeted us today to say we’d believed a “made up story #fail”.

 

Luisa Zissman may deny these are images of her... "The Sunday People" and others suggest otherwise
Luisa Zissman may deny these are images of her… “The Sunday People” and others suggest otherwise

Another "alleged" shot of Miss Zissman
Another “alleged” shot of Miss Zissman

The tweet we received from the firm Luisa Zissman founded, @DixiesCupcakery
The tweet we received from the firm Luisa Zissman founded, @DixiesCupcakery

Luisa Zissman, a former glamour model, plainly hasn’t checked Google this afternoon (or alternatively the firm she’s employed to eliminate images from her past aren’t at work today). We did a simple search and found the following.

 

Our advice to Miss Zissman: Put a cupcake where the sun don’t shine.

 

 

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  1. After reading the previous article I had to search for something about this lady as had no idea who she was. These images were the the first ones I saw. I suspect the ‘made up’ bit of the story was that she isn’t employing anyone to remove these images. Well, if she is, it isn’t working. I suspect ‘The Streisand Effect’ is actually making it worse than ever now. It certainly aroused my curiosity to seek out those photographs anyway.

  2. We will have to wait in anticipation for the interview process on the “Apprentice” conducted by Lord Sugar’s Pompous Human Resources Practitioners. Lord Sugar’s Public Relations Department must have conducted their research into the profiles of the candidates months before the recording of the series commenced.
    It is all about ratings. Smut and sleaze is good for business. Shame on you, Lord Alan Sugar.

  3. Ruben Schmill was a son of an old family friend, he managed a seedy double feature movie house in Brooklyn New York. He was a low class rubbish, his mind was polluted with obscenity and filth. He participated in sex orgies on a regular basis. Schmill was diagnosed with a chronic deep anal fissure that was infected and would not heal. His anal sphincter was damaged. Bowel actions became rather problematic.
    It is not always glamorous, there are many former sex party participants out there smelling like shit.
    Good luck with Luisa, I hope you get lucky.

  4. I am going to get very cross with young Matthew. I get moderated for referring to **********’s inability to wear a morning coat, yet this piece of obscenity is permitted!!!!
    paulrichardledain says:
    July 17, 2013 at 2:56 pm
    Mmmm Luisa you look so fuckable, l want a piece of your pussy now babe.You look one real hot bitch ,l want you soooo much gorgeous sucking my cock!
    Reply

  5. Luisa started planning a post ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ orgy after Lee Ryan admitted he’d had sex with a man.
    Karen Brady suggests that Luisa Zissman is a very smart lady, capable of turning a quick profit despite squeezed margins, and that we have all experimented with sex, and Lord Sugar will have a minor stroke as he is in America, and unable to attend. Roll on “Apprentice” 2014, it is merely a spin-off of the Big Brother franchise. It seems.

  6. I think The Apprentice this year should cut to the chase and try to get one of the people who makes it to the top four/five to put a pitch forward for a brothel. It obviously won’t get past Lord Sugar but I want to see the person explain it to the blond guy/Lord Sugar aide (this his name is Gus?) who is terrifying and rather wonderful at the same time.

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