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Don’t Forget To Catch Me

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May 14, 2013 at 8:25 am

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Justice by Email – Ghislaine Maxwell finally served (by email) – Since she cannot be physically found, alleged madam and daughter of ‘Bouncing Bob’ Ghislaine Maxwell has now been served by email.

February 17, 2020

Justice by Email

The Phil & Matt Show – Phillip Schofield and Matt McGreevy affair – Phillip Schofield filmed smoking shisha with his alleged ex-lover Matt McGreevy (and pictured in bed thereafter); another image shows the pair together in photograph taken at a school.

February 16, 2020

The Phil & Matt Show

SchofieldLite – Phillip Schofield and Matt McGreevy – ‘Politicalite’ suggest Phillip Schofield orchestrated his ‘mass coming out’ after a former ‘This Morning’ runner had gone to the press about a supposed relationship whilst he was a teenager.

February 13, 2020

SchofieldLite

Mr Childish – Son of criminal Sam Palmer is nothing but childish – As son of convicted criminal Sam Palmer is branded ‘Mr Obnoxious’ in the ‘Mail on Sunday,’ we suggest he’s actually ‘Mr Childish’ also.

February 10, 2020

Mr Childish

Andy’s Antics Analysed – Jeremy Clarkson tells Prince Andrew to shut up – Jeremy Clarkson rightly suggests that Prince Andrew should do two things: Shut up and bugger off.

February 8, 2020

Andy’s Antics Analysed

Oh Randy, Oh Randy Andy – A missive from Ghislaine Maxwell to Prince Andrew? – ‘The Times’ allows a most curious notice to appear on its ‘Register’ page; Could it have been cryptically penned by Ghislaine Maxwell to Prince Andrew?

January 31, 2020

EXCLUSIVE – Oh Randy, Oh Randy Andy

Angry Anth’ – Anthea Turner swings into action to resolve a row with her magic mushroom loving fiancé Mark Armstrong at Heathrow Airport.

January 24, 2020

Angry Anth’

The Megaphone Maniac – Activist Danny Shine caught shouting in Oxford – Lunatic from London caught shouting “stop reproducing!” through a megaphone in Oxford; Danny Shine previously got prosecuted for shouting about masturbation.

January 22, 2020

The Megaphone Maniac

Hero of the Hour – Actor Lawrence Fox was right about ‘MegExit’ – Actor Lawrence Fox has most unjustifiably been condemned for calling out the ‘MegExit’ saga as “boring” and nothing to do with racism.

January 19, 2020

Hero of the Hour – Laurence Fox

The Parson with Nine Pussies – Eccentric Reverend Robert Hawker – Matthew Steeples takes a look at the life of a vicar who gave services with his nine cats in tow, the Reverend Robert Hawker (1803 – 1875).

January 14, 2020

The Parson with Nine Pussies

The Wit of Woolf – Remembering the late great Woolf Gander – ‘The Steeple Times’ remembers the late, great Woolf Gander (1937 – 2019).

January 10, 2020

The Wit of Woolf

Hero of the Hour – Giles Coren is to be saluted for refusing to put up with harassment from the supporters of the left-wing scumbag Owen Jones.

January 8, 2020

Hero of the Hour – Giles Coren

Heroes & Villains – The Best & The Worst People of 2019 – ‘The Steeple Times’ chooses the 25 best and worst people of the last year and the 25 who’ll be missed and the 25 who won’t. Winners: Lorraine Kelly, Larysa Switlyk, Clive Swift and Jeffrey Epstein.

January 1, 2020

Heroes & Villains – The Best & The Worst People of 2019

Christmas Card of the Year – Sir Benjamin Slade, Bt. (and partner) cels himself with an amusing Christmas card celebrating himself (maybe) finally finding an other half.

December 25, 2019

Christmas Card of the Year

Moaning Moron Michael – Michael Barrymore jokes about death – Delusional deranged ‘entertainer’ Michael Barrymore yet again shamefully cracks an inappropriate joke about death.

December 20, 2019

Moaning Moron Michael

It is NOT “It is what is it is’ – The most awful phrase of the decade – The use of the ghastly phrase “it is what it is” has rightly been condemned.

December 19, 2019

It is NOT “It is what is it is’

The Duchess of Dork – Duchess of York claims Epstein saga “nonsense” – That the Duchess of York claims the Jeffrey Epstein scandal to be “nonsense” sums up how much of an out of touch fruitcake she truly is.

December 14, 2019

The Duchess is a Dork

Wally of the Week – Nathan Thursfield – Healthcare worker who wants “the Katie price look” Nathan Thursfield is proven to be nothing but an utter nutter.

December 3, 2019

Wally of the Week – Nathan Thursfield

The Cheque Doesn’t Lie – Prince Andrew’s cheques speak volumes – The release of a photograph of a cheque from Prince Andrew to Monique Giannelloni is further evidence of his sordid ways.

November 30, 2019

The Cheque Doesn’t Lie

Lookout! It’s Lizzie… Lizzie Cundy defends Prince Andrew and his ex-wife Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York – Prince Andrew must be toast; when knicker flasher Lizzie Cundy leaps to your defence, you know your days must be numbered. The former Mrs Cundy spoke on The Sun’s Dan Wootton’s Talk Radio show.

November 26, 2019

Lookout! It’s Lizzie…

Hero of the Hour – “Mad as Hell” TV presenter Lorraine Kelly – Matthew Steeples lauds Lorraine Kelly in spite of her speaking in “Gorbals gobbledygook”; here is a woman who has morphed into a tigress and a “gritty heroine of our times.”

November 23, 2019

Hero of the Hour – Lorraine Kelly

Poor Beatrice – Will the Queen be paying for Princess Beatrice’s nuptials – In the downfall of The Duke of York, the nation seems to have forgotten Princess Beatrice’s impending state-funded marriage.

November 21, 2019

Poor Beatrice

Where’s Mucky Maxwell? Ghislaine Maxwell wants “fairness” – ‘The Steeple Times’ reveals news about Ghislaine Maxwell that is yet to reach the British press; this mucky woman wants “fairness.”

November 19, 2019

Where’s Mucky Maxwell?

Thanks Tamara! – Matthew Steeples says thank you to Tamara Ecclestone – Matthew Steeples thanks Tamara Ecclestone for giving him so much attention (at a time when her dear little daddy is trying to bury his bad news of having to pay £1 billion in back taxes he owed to the British public).

November 15, 2019

Thanks Tamara!

Guttered Anthea – Anthea Turner’s fiancé spotted picking up litter – Anthea Turner’s convicted offender fiancé Mark Armstrong spotted “trawling roads” doing community service after biting a policeman.

November 12, 2019

Guttered Anthea

Moron of the Moment – Vanessa Feltz – Tyre tractor like Vanessa Feltz yet again proves herself to be one of the most irritating people in Britain.

November 9, 2019

Moron of the Moment – Vanessa Feltz

BoJo’s Body Double – Boris Johnson lookalike Peter Cervinka – American lookalike of Boris Johnson emerges; it turns out he’s very rich and the beau of the socialite Denise Rich.

November 6, 2019

BoJo’s Body Double

Bonkers Bedfellows – If Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman is dating the car crash that is Lindsay Lohan, he must be bonkers; the truth is more likely that this washed-up slapper is pulling yet another publicity stunt.

October 30, 2019

Bonkers Bedfellows

Do One Dawn – Real Housewives of Cheshire’s Dawn Ward and “do one” – “Napkin slapper” Dawn Ward again proves herself to be a common degenerate in using the phrase “do one.”

October 29, 2019

Do One Dawn

Carrie’s Curious Contacts – The Steeple Times reveals some of the curious people Boris Johnson’s squeeze Carrie Symonds previously associated with – a past that includes online manhood sharers and fake news creators.

October 25, 2019

Carrie’s Curious Contacts

Crackpot Cliff – Sir Cliff Richard on Brexit and speaking to himself – Cliff Richard shares his bizarre views about Brexit, losing friends, speaking to himself and liking being addressed by his title just as a cardboard cutout of him is nicked (thus causing “airport chaos”).

October 24, 2019

Crackpot Cliff Cutout

Lowbrow Lizzie – Danny Cipriani to sue Lizzie Cundy’s publishers – Rugby star Danny Cipriani to sue ageing desperado WAG Lizzie Cundy’s publishers over her tawdry claims about bedding him.

October 19, 2019

Lowbrow Lizzie

A Trump Hole – Why was Melania Trump digging holes at the White House? In sharing images of herself digging a hole yesterday, Melania Trump gave rise to theories about what she was really upto.

October 9, 2019

A Trump Hole

Eating for Elephants – Matthew Steeples hosts a dinner to raise funds for the International Fund for Animal Welfare’s elephant conservation work at Granger & Co. Chelsea on 30th September. Guests included Heather Bird Tchenguiz, James Dove, Anne England, Patrick Fullick, Enzina Fuschini, Alexis Parr, Melleney Samsudin, Matthew Singh, Navjot Singh and Angelo Valentino.

October 6, 2019

Eating for Elephants

Monster of the Moment – Unsexy Vegan Hansel Marion DeBartolo III – Californian freak ‘Sexy Vegan’ who wants to be president and changed his name to ‘Sexy Vegan’ exposed as a dog rapist.

September 30, 2019

Monster of the Moment – Unsexy Vegan

Anth’ Swings Into Action – Anthea Turner and Lizzie Cundy – Will Anthea Turner’s chum Lizzie Cundy be joining her to swing into action with a Cadbury’s Flake at her forthcoming nuptials?

September 28, 2019

Anth’ Swings Into Action

Mopping Up – Actress Jennifer Lawrence asks for an electric mop – One of the world’s highest paid actresses ludicrously asks for an electric mop on her wedding registry; this mucky madam plainly wants a role on “How Clean Is Your House?”

September 26, 2019

Mopping Up

Quotes of the Week – A selection of amusing and odd remarks from the media classes including ones from Benjamin Butterworth, Lady Colin Campbell, Gemma Collins, John Crace, Darren Grimes and Lindsay Lohan.

September 21, 2019

Quotes of the Week – 21st September 2019

Effing Hunniford – Sewer mouthed Gloria Hunniford swears on ITV – ‘Inglorious’ Gloria Hunniford yet again proves herself to be anything but the ‘national treasure’ she so often claims to be.

September 20, 2019

Effing Hunniford

It’s NOT Hilarious – Michael Barrymore and death of Stuart Lubbock – As Michael Barrymore is branded “hilarious” and a “novelty” as he makes his TV comeback, we suggest there is no “comic impact” about this at all; what is required instead is justice for the late Stuart Lubbock. Present on 31st March 2001 – Michael Parker (AKA Michael Barrymore), Kelly Campbell, James Futters, Claire Jones, Jonathan Kenney, Justin Merritt, Kylie Merritt and Simon Shaw. Arrived later – Mike Brown. Father of victim – Terry Lubbock.

September 19, 2019

It’s NOT Hilarious

Me, Me, Me – Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex is an international laughing stock – Self-obsessed ‘MeGain’ refers to herself an astonishing 38 times during a speech to launch her overpriced fashion line.

September 14, 2019

Me, Me, Me

Loudmouth Lizzie – Lizzie Cundy proves herself a media whore (again) – Despeardo Lizzie Cundy yet again proves she’ll do anything to get herself on the telly in calling the Duchess of Sussex “manipulative.”

September 10, 2019

Loudmouth Lizzie

Potty Lottie – Lavatory frisker Lottie Moss makes a prat of herself again – Lowbrow lavatory frisker and all-round irrelevance Lottie Moss yet again makes a fool of herself by desperately selling fake news to ‘The Sun’

September 3, 2019

Potty Lottie

Meg’s Murky Mess – Thomas Markle condemns the Duchess of Sussex – Matthew Steeples suggests Thomas Markle is right to call out his daughter’s antics for what they are: Ridiculous.

September 2, 2019

Meg’s Murky Mess

Wally of the Week – Ben Fogle – The King of Hopepunk – Ben Fogle yet again shows himself to be utterly off his merry rocker in blabbering on about “hopepunk” and comparing himself to a Labrador.

August 30, 2019

Wally of the Week – Ben Fogle

Dawn Boobs (Again) – Dawn Ward makes a prat of herself yet again – Creosoted creature Dawn Ward snapped in fetish gear after encouraging her poor child to have a boob job.

August 27, 2019

Dawn Boobs (Again)

The List That Many Would Rather Be Missed – Epstein address book – ‘The Steeple Times’ obtains the Epstein-Maxwell contact book; it makes for very interesting reading.

August 21, 2019

The List That Many Would Rather Be Missed

Pigeon Bernie – Bernie Ecclestone befriends a flight of pigeons in Dubrovnik, Croatia with Spice Girl Geri Halliwell – Bernie Ecclestone finally finds himself some ‘friends’; Prince Charles talks to plants, Bernie Ecclestone talks to pigeons.

August 19, 2019

Pigeon Bernie

Anth’s August Antics – Anthea Turner finds herself a toyboy – That three newspapers chose to run a story about Anthea Turner finding a toyboy is proof that the ‘silly season’ is in full swing.

August 18, 2019

Anth’s August Antics

With Friends Like These… Ghislaine Maxwell and Harvey Proctor – Ghislaine Maxwell’s relationships with sexual deviants were not limited to just Jeffrey Epstein; previously linked to ex-MP Harvey Proctor.

August 14, 2019

With Friends Like These…