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Moron of the Moment – Geordie Greig

“Gnomic” Geordie Greig is rightly called out as “despicable” and a “common little man” by ‘From The Hornets Nest’ The editor of the Daily Mail, Geordie Greig, has truly got the goat of the Kensington...

Shutting up Schofield

Phillip Schofield’s mum has more to fear from this angry man’s presence on screen than the coronavirus In a recent Evening Standard article, Susannah Butter reported that Phillip Schofield had been worrying about when to...

Bog Off!

Matthew Steeples joins those celebrating the ‘departure’ of the grasping duo Harry and Meghan When they first got together, I suggested the then Meghan Markle to be a “breath of fresh air.” How totally wrong...

Kicking Barrymore

Michael Barrymore should be ashamed of his latest appalling behaviour towards the family of the late Stuart Lubbock The disgraced entertainer and well known roller-around on the floor with a convicted racist baroness that is...

Support Stewart

Matthew Steeples backs Rory Stewart as the best candidate to become the next Mayor of London Having very briefly met the ‘sofa surfing’ Rory Stewart in Pavilion Road yesterday, I must say I found him...

Wally of the Week – Shaun Bailey

Mayor of London candidate Shaun Bailey’s policy of giving out burglar alarm to 300,000 homes is utterly ludicrous Burglar and car alarms are certainly amongst the most pointless inventions in history. Generally ignored, they annoy...

Calling Out A Creep

Cousin of Prince Andrew speaks with the FBI about alleged madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s involvement in the Jeffrey Epstein case The Duke of York’s very own cousin has called the FBI about what she knows about...

Raging Rose

Hull woman complains to local newspaper about a mural that she believes features someone fondling Jesus’s genitals Where most people see a mural featuring “hardworking” local people “going about their everyday lives in times gone...

A Double Shot or Not?

Did Sheila Caffell shoot herself once or twice or was she murdered by her bother Jeremy Bamber? New evidence is revealed On the eve of the final episode of ITV’s White House Farm airing, fresh...

Deport Rotten Rolf

As a deportation flight leaves for Jamaica, Twitter users have rightly angrily reacted asking why the paedophile Rolf Harris was not sent back to Australia after his release The disgraced Australian ‘entertainer’ (if you can...

The Baloney of Barrymore

Michael Barrymore’s bizarre rant prior to Channel 4’s documentary about the death of Stuart Lubbock proves him a lying maniac; the crazed nutjob has now also blocked ‘The Steeple Times’ During the screening of Barrymore:...

Where’s Theresa (When You Actually Need Her)?

“Fed up” Maidenhead constituent who fears “one foot wrong and you could be over” gets no help from Theresa May over a missing lamp post When she’s not naughtily wandering through wheat fields or rambling...

Shame on Michael Barrymore

Michael Barrymore belittles the father of the late Stuart Lubbock by taking to Instagram to join those mocking the new investigation into the murder as “parasites” Michael Barrymore is a man with no heart. Aside...

Michael Barrymore – It’s Time For Answers

Stuart Lubbock was MURDERED claims new detective investigating his death in Michael Barrymore’s swimming pool; his father, meanwhile, has his Twitter account suspended This Thursday on Channel 4 at 9pm, a new documentary will air...

A Wishy Washy Washup

Boris Johnson’s launch of a range of limited edition tea towels celebrating Brexit sums up the damp deal he’s “achieved” perfectly That the Conservative Party have resorted to peddling ‘Got Brexit Done’ tea towels to...

Name & Shame – Buska Patriot

The thugs that filmed themselves attacking Steve ‘Stop Brexit Man’ Bray should be prosecuted On Saturday in Westminster, vile thugs attacked Steve ‘Stop Brexit Man’ Bray.   Shouting: “He hits his wife” and “she’s f**king gorgeous, I’d...

Timing Bamber

New evidence about movements inside White House Farm on the evening of the massacre there raises new questions about Jeremy Bamber’s conviction This morning the Mirror splashed its front page with an exclusive about Jeremy...

Blue Baloney

Matthew Steeples calls out the PR stunt that is ‘Blue Monday’ for what it really is – banal baloney Today is supposedly ‘Blue Monday.’ It is the “day of the year when the UK is...

MegExit Ain’t About Brexit

Matthew Steeples condemns London4Europe for ludicrously publishing an article comparing Brexit to the “treatment” of the Duchess of Sussex; the two are frankly mutually exclusive On Friday, London4Europe published a blog article by some named...

Bumper Bashing in Belgravia

This week Belgravia morphed into the scene of some rather dramatic motoring escapades reports Matthew Steeples (and this time it’s nothing to do with the BBC’s ‘The Capture’) Oh so genteel Belgravia is an area...

Bong Off

Matthew Steeples slams the campaign to raise £500,000 to make Big Ben ‘bong’ to market Brexit as ridiculous and irresponsible “Big Ben’s a clock. It chimes on the hour. So what?” sensibly remarked Adam Boulton...

Hero of the Hour – Baroness Hale

Lady Hale shows humour in stating that she doesn’t like being called Brenda because she read about a woman of the same name “and she was an absolute bitch” “The Beyoncé of the legal world”...

‘My’ Oh ‘They’

That “they” has been named “word of the decade” about sums up how our use of language has sunk into the abyss The cringeworthy “ a lifetime of being at war with my gender” singer...

A Whitewash over ‘White House Farm’?

Jeremy Bamber and his legal team call on ITV to postpone screening their forthcoming drama series ‘White House Farm’ Just as Freddie Fox revealed he “decided against contacting the real-life Jeremy Bamber” and announced he’ll...

Revoke The Quiet Knight

‘The Steeple Times’ urges readers to join the 180,000 people who’ve signed a petition demanding Iain Duncan Smith not be knighted When Iain Duncan Smith famously announced that “the quiet man is here to...

Matesong

Kylie Minogue cheerfully attempts to lure “Brexit-weary” Brits to Australia as part of an advertising campaign Australia may be sadly burning and its premier might have put his foot in the proverbial by shockingly heading...

Picture of the Week – Honouring Elephants

‘The Steeple Times’ urges readers to support the International Fund for Animal Welfare this Christmas The Steeple Times has been honoured to partner with the International Fund for Animal Welfare in 2019 and hosted events...

Hero of the Hour – J. K. Rowling

Author J. K. Rowling was right to support Maya Forstater and she should not be insulted for her perfectly factual tweet J. K. Rowling is never anything but forthright, but in coming to the defence...

Lies, Lies and Damned Emma Dent Coad

Now ex-MP for Kensington Emma Dent Coad’s rant in the Huffington Post shows her for what she truly is – nothing but bonkers On Friday, in the wake of her defeat in Kensington by 150...

Five of the Best – Moments from the 2019 General Election

Five highlights from the fallout of Boris Johnson’s attempt to “Get Brexit Done” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6jesg5MYOs ‘Mrs Piece of Toerag’ Nobody actually got to the bottom of who the woman who called ‘Bosie The Clown’ a “dirty piece of...

Could Jeremy Bamber Actually Be Innocent?

Jeremy Bamber begins challenge against his conviction just as a TV series similar to that that generated renewed interest in the conviction of the Menendez brothers is about to be aired Jeremy Bamber may be...

Bosie’s Not Got The Foggiest

Blathering bozo Boris Johnson proves himself as stupid as ever in being unable to answer a very simple question on Monday Appearing alongside the former Labour politician and birdbrain of Brexit Gisela Stuart – whom...