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McGee Magic

“The Lovely Debbie McGee” hits a new low in appearing in adverts for a crappy kitchen makeover company (with captions across her cleavage)

The late Caroline Aherne (AKA Mrs Merton) made an utter fool of the dimwitted bimbo Debbie McGee in 1997 when she mockingly asked: “What, first, Debbie, was it that attracted you to the multi-millionaire Paul Daniels?”

 

Now, four years after her meal ticket was magicked into the sky, McGee has hit a new low and resorted to appearing in print and television advertising for a company that offers to “create your dream kitchen without the nightmare price tag” named Kitchen Magic.

 

The only problem with the “drab to fab” advert that appeared in last week’s The Sunday Times? A picture of Debbie looking especially dumb is ambitiously captioned: “The Lovely Debbie McGee.” The position of the lettering? Directly across this bleach blonde bird’s tits. A most sublime magic moment indeed.

 

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McGee Magic – Debbie McGee appears in advert for crappy kitchen makeover company Kitchen Magic – “The Lovely Debbie McGee” hits a new low in appearing in adverts for a crappy kitchen makeover company (with captions across her cleavage).
In another image promoting Kitchen Magic, poor Debbie looks beyond startled.

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